UK based mature female clown who deserves smelly messy humiliation.

My ideal scenario is having my entire head plastered with smelly condiments. The smellier, the better. Not a patch of skin or hair on my head must be not plastered afterwards! My ideal scenario is 100% head and neck coverage under multiple layers of condiments. My favourites are Heinz Salad Cream, Heinz Ketchup, HP Brown Sauce and small chunk Branston pickle. The smelliest out there. Each condiment has it's own strong aroma, which for me, adds to the overall humiliation.

Then photos are to be taken of my public humiliation and posted on here for others to wank over. I also love being told after how plastered and humiliated I look and how bad I must smell. Also how much people enjoy wanking over my photos. Both males and females. All are welcome to participate.

I am always open to new ideas for smelly humiliation techniques and food that results in such a stinky plastering. Or costumes I should wear.

What should I wear next? Baker, French Maid?
What should I be plastered and smelly unrecognisable in next? Blue cheese condiment? Branston pickle?

DM and tell me or comment on my photos.

Patsy your stinky clown x