Me with my once beautiful head plastered with stinky ketchup. A tub of tuna and sweetcorn sandwich filler planted on my head. Totally humiliated, stinking of vinegar and fish, on public display for your wanking pleasure x
Comment below for Peter or I. This Saturday one of us will
1) Get an entire head and shoulder dough covering
2) Heinz salad cream topped with egg salad
3) Ketchup topped with tuna sweetcorn
4) Brown sauce topped with large chunk Branston Pickle
The messiest and smelliest humiliation to date.
Comment below to choose your victim!
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I love Branston pickle. The humiliating look of the onion slurry, with the onion smell is brilliant x
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Do you like it when tuna sweetcorn sandwich filler tops off a ketchup facial. Adds to my humiliation x
Photo: Let's see if I can do it this time Fridayreport
I'm attempting this again soon. More dough needed and maybe not so thick. The aim is to totally cover my head and shoulders. Unrecognisable, new doughy head. Captured for your wanking pleasure x
Photo: Covered in smelly brown condiments 8 days agoreport
Coming soon, I'll be dressed like this except a brown wig. Head plastered in brown sauce and followed by a new record of original big chunk Branston Pickle x
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Photo: Covered in smelly brown condiments 10 days agoreport
I cancelled last weekend due to the lack of responses. I'm doing a Tavern Girl this weekend. Ketchup, salad cream, brown sauce and Branston pickle x
We used Heinz salad cream this time and it absolutely stank. That's just one bottle to. Salad cream with its unique smell makes it a must to humiliate me.
Photo: Next salad cream. Nice and smelly 21 days agoreport
1. Get the victim to be dressed in white clothing, with a spray of perfume, after taking ages preparing their hair and applying make-up.
2. Get them to beg to be humiliated
3. Apply bottles of brown sauce to their head until its completely covered
4. Make sure they get to smell how rank the sauce is.
5. Get them to say thank you.
6. Take photos and post them online, so people can wank over the resulting mess
Photo: Brown Sauce (UK condiment)22 days agoreport
1. Mix 7kg of flour with 3l of water. Add water as required. Mix and need until dough is in a ball.
2. Apply to victims top of the head and stretch down until the entire head and shoulders is covered. Make a small whole to enable them to breath.
3. Take loads of photos
4. Top off with at least one smelly condiment, such as Branston Pickle.
5. Take more photos of the resulting doughy creation and post online so others can wank over the spectacle.
1. Have your victim dressed in smart clothing. Hair and make up just right. Hint of perfume.
2. Liberally apply bottles of ketchup to their head until it's totally covered.
3. Make sure they get a squirt near the nostrils, so they get a nice whiff of vinegary ketchup.
4. Take loads of photos, as they are made to thank the giver.
5. Post them on-line so people can wank over the humiliation
1. Empty the bottles over the head, giving the victim a whiff of vinegar. Heinz absolutely stinks.
2. Allow the vinegary stench to fill their nostrils
3. Take loads of photos.
4. Post them on-line so people can wank over the stinky victim.
1. Make sure the victims entire head is already covered in brown sauce condiment
2. Empty the bottles of pickle onto the top of the head, giving the victim a whiff of onion.
3. Allow the brown onion chunks to slide down their face
4. Take loads of photos.
5. Post them on-line so people can wank over the disgusting blob.
1. Make sure the victims head is already covered in smelly condiments. The smellier, the better.
2. Empty the tuna filler on top of the head, giving the victim a whiff of fish.
3. Allow the contents to slide down the face
4. Take loads of photos.
5. Post them on-line so people can wank over the end result.
Photo: Free wanking instructions. Comment "in"x24 days agoreport
If you want a real-life female clown to give you personal wanking instructions, then comment "in" below. I'll send them to you. Male or female. Inbox me if you don't want to comment below. Discretion assured x
What a stupid, messy, vinegary, onion smelling humiliated bitch I look. Give me one final humiliation, your full load over my photo. Comment done when I'm plastered x
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Photo: One final humiliation missing 24 days agoreport
I've so got to do this. Will just take some planning. Of course, it will need to be topped with layers of smelly condiments which also get squirted through the mouth hole so I can taste them. I'm weird, but horny as well x
Photo: Slurry pickle head covering for the chef x12/31/24report
Seemed right to wear something brown. Total head gunging of brown sauce, then Branston Pickle, whilst holding a large Pickled onion in my mouth. Any preference for head wear? Brown bakers hat to plant on top after? Holding up a sign? x
Photo: 202. Dough, brown sauce & Pickle12/21/24report
Not so pretty there, but gorgeous all the same
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Photo: 202. Dough, brown sauce & Pickle12/19/24report
Take one pretty head. Plaster it with fresh dough. Add a layer of stinky Brown Sauce. Finish with a covering of chunky onion pickle. Who'd finish it off with one final layer of cum?
Cheap salad cream, topped with egg salad cream mayo. Ketchup next, topped with tuna and sweetcorn. Followed by hp sauce, topped with Branston Pickle. Entire head covering x
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Photo: Who'd cover this head in smelly sauce? 😍 11/17/24report
Photos coming later. Best smelly head humiliation to date. Had hubby gagging as he took photos x
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Photo: Who'd cover this head in smelly sauce? 😍 11/17/24report
New photos coming later x
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Photo: 176. Whose been a naughty boy?11/17/24report
See me go from beautiful to a yellow vinegary blob tonight. Ten of the cheapest available bottles of salad cream for my head and shoulders. Topped of with salad cream egg mayo x
If you want to see my head like this except total head and shoulder coverage, then give me a done. Imagine that totally stinky Brown with a massive pickle mound on top x
Photo: More of this tonight extreme coverage x11/16/24report
Going for the complete head covering look. Going to stink of vinegar and onion. Salad cream first with egg mayo. Then ketchup with tuna sweetcorn. Finally, a brown sauce look with Pickle piled high into a mound, until it slowly slides down the face, with cap placed back on top as a final humiliation. Maybe some tuna filling saved for a knicker filling. Left looking like that for loads of photos. Knickers full of tuna, but soaked through. If I post photos of the stinky creation, I expect loads of you to wank over them and comment done! x
Photo: Coming this weekend, will you be? 😉 x11/15/24report
Coming this weekend, me gagged as a waitress. My head will receive bottles of cheap salad cream, brown sauce and ketchup. Topped with egg mayo, tuna sweetcorn and a large mound of Branston pickle. Who can't wait to see the end result? Loads of free pics will be posted of the rancid messy result x
Photo: Who wants wanking instructions? 11/10/24report
Inbox me, telling me how'd you cover my entire face, head and shoulders. Give me ideas for my next shoot this weekend coming. I'll reply and have you coming! Male or female x
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Photo: Who wants wanking instructions? 11/10/24report
Nope x
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Photo: Free wanking instructions for 24 hours11/3/24report
Any others in need of help? Male or female. Closes soon x
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Photo: Free wanking instructions for 24 hours11/3/24report
Message me telling me how much ketchup my head needs and I'll send you instructions x
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Agreed. I was soaked with excitement at that point x
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Photo: 162. Which look do you prefer? 11/2/24report
I need a new level of smelly humiliation. Head and shoulders, bra filled, knickers filled with tuna. Stockings filled. Stilettos filled. I really want a catering size tub of Branston pickle on top of my head x
Photo: 157. This girl loves humiliation x10/30/24report
A nice and onion smelling Branston Pickle covering. Piled up on top of the head, so it forms into a hat. Just how I like it. Give me a nice "done" for my masterpiece x
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Photo: 153. A lovely smelly Pickle hair style 😍 10/29/24report
My very first publicly available video. This is me, literally a second before I took a pie. The rest is history. Glad I done it. Are you? x
I deserved it looking so stupid and stinky. Next time going to get tuna chunks added to my panties. Seemed apt
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Photo: 138. Humiliated, stinky woman needs a done10/27/24report
Four now. Tell me how much I deserve that pretty head to be plastered in ketchup, salad cream, brown sauce and plenty of Branston pickle. In return I'll make you wank for me x
Message me telling me how much I deserve to have my head and shoulders covered in my favourite stinky condiments and how you'd do it. Absolutely no sweet!In return I'll reply with a free and personal wanking instruction
Sure was. Ketchup, brown sauce, branston pickle and salad cream. I stank of vinegar and onion
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Photo: 112. Give this stinky bitch a load10/24/24report
Its been too long. I need my head and shoulders plastered in smelly brown sauce, ketchup and loads of salad cream. Then topped off with egg salad and loads of Branston pickle. I need to be an unrecognisable, stinking blob. Not one bit of skin or hair visible. Who'd do it? x
I always wanted a total brown coverage. This is two bottles of brown sauce, topped with Branston Pickle small chunk squuezy. It gave me both wet knickers and a lovely onion pickle and vinegar smell. Give me a "done" x