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Would take loads, but I'd use something else. The whole idea of using this brand is the smell. It's very strong x
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This is my head after 2 litres of salad cream. I'm going for this look after Coop and Chefs Larder. Two very smelly salad creams. I'll be smelling so bad, but very turned on. Still 16 litres to go as well x
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I'll upload a free video later. Already plastered in Heinz salad cream and Heinz tomato ketchup, I'm plastered in very, very smelly HP sauce. Turned all brown, my hat is balanced on top of my head as a final humiliation
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The smell from Coop brand is so strong, its nauseating. I'm getting more bottles and have it used first to ensure an initial totally stinking humiliating unrecognisable head plastering. That way everything added just enhances the stench for this sloppy, stinking clown. Hit love and comment if you can't wait to see me like this x
Could this clown get any more humiliated?
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For one last time, my head, everything in this photo will be plastered unrecognisable in every brand of salad cream I can buy. My worst plastering yet, my smelliest, my most humiliating. Am I missing a brand? Let me know where I can buy it. Coming soon x
This is my favourite photo of me for my collection. Patsy begs for you naughty boys to give me a full load over my face and send your tributes to patsypastrystinkyclown@gmail.com come on wankers give this stupid stinky clown bitch your best load! x
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Exactly what this stinky clown deserves x
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I love this dress. I'm after a new record for Heinz Salad cream. Complete upper body coverage. Loads of catering sized and normal squeezy bottles x
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Think you can do better and plaster me in hot cum? Send you tribute to patsypastrystinkyclown@gmail.com. Discretion assured. Nothing will be posted without consent. Just choose a photo of me, shoot your load and send me the result. If you're female, just tell me you are done x
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I hated the smell of HP sauce. There is another video to come later in the week, of a tour of my plastered head again. In it I mention that HP is stinging my lips. I look disgusting, smelly and unrecognisable. It made me so wet LOL x
Smelling like an egg sandwich. Give me a done
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Send me proof to patsypastrystinkyclown@gmail.com. One of my photos!
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I totally stank. Like a sandwich platter left out in the midday sun x
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Any other wankers? Message me if you don't want to comment here. Come on, I'm plastered and stinking like an old buffet, twice!
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No one wants to tell Patsy? x
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I'm plastered unrecognisable and stink so bad. Wank over my photos and comment done after. I'm a pathetic stinky plastered clown that deserves it x
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Who wants to see my silly clown face plastered unrecognisable in the smelliest salad cream available? Hit love and comment if you do! x
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I was made to beg to be plastered. I happily done it as I wanted to smell and be plastered pale yellow. I need you all to also tell me how I so deserved it. Come on guys x
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I was totally plastered and turned pale yellow. The smell was over powering, but I so deserved it. One stinky clown x
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Everything in this photo gets totally plastered unrecognisable in very stinky salad cream. Who wants to see it? Tell me how much I deserved it x
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Heinz Salad Cream is so smelly. This is the outcome after 7 litres. Imagine the coverage double could do. I can't wait to be plastered unrecognisable by my fan. Every part of my head and should squirted a pale yellow vinegary smell. My clown face can received at least four layers of it. Very exciting for me x
Coming next week, Patsy Pastry as Red Riding Hood. I'll be in full Patsy Pastry Clown make up, red riding hood costume and red bob wig. My entire head, neck and shoulders will he 100% plastered unrecognisable in 7, yes SEVEN litres of thick vinegary Heinz tomato ketchup. My head will be topped with a fishy family sized tub of tuna mayo and sweetcorn sandwich filler. My eyes will be covered with a tomato slice each. My neck will be decorated with cherry tomatoes. Then photos taken from all angles will ONLY be available to fans who join my WAM Humiliation forum x
I'm letting my fans choose what I wear and get plastered in next.
Love and comment from my costume section what you want me to wear.
I'll get a complete shoulder, neck and head plastering in one of the following
1) Heinz salad cream topped with egg mayo. Boiled egg slices over my eyes and necklace
2) Heinz tomato ketchup. Topped with tuna mayo. Tomato slices over my eyes and necklace
3) HP brown sauce topped with Branston brown pickle. Boiled egg slices for eyes and necklace.
Love my photos and comment below the costume and plastering you want to see. Most votes wins.
Love and comment from my costume section what you want me to wear.
I'll get a complete shoulder, neck and head plastering in one of the following
1) Heinz salad cream topped with egg mayo. Boiled egg slices over my eyes and necklace
2) Heinz tomato ketchup. Topped with tuna mayo. Tomato slices over my eyes and necklace
3) HP brown sauce topped with Branston brown pickle. Boiled egg slices for eyes and necklace.
Love my photos and comment below the costume and plastering you want to see. Most votes wins.
Stinky, smelly, full head plastering, smelling like an old buffet, decorated, unrecognisable all for my fans wanking pleasure. Give me a massive "done" x
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Who wants to see the video of my totally plastered head? It's a view from all angles of my head, neck and shoulders fully plastered in stinky Heinz salad cream. Unfortunately no smell a vision, so you will have to imagine the off buffet effect. 10 loves and 5 comments here telling me how I look and smelt and I will post it! x
Two parts to go. My beautiful clown face. One whole catering tub to slowly cover my face. Last bottle to squirt in any gaps where clown make up is still visible. The smell by this point was over powering of egg, vinegar and mustard. My stinkiest and most complete plastering so far.
By the end I was totally plastered in Heinz Salad Cream. I smelt like a platter of egg salad sandwiches that had been left out during the hottest summer day. I so stank. Took four showers to get rid of the odour. Easily my most smelliest plastering to date. More photos to come.
In the last photo everything from shoulders upwards was 100% pale yellow I stank like a ripe egg sandwich
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With what? Patsy loves smelly food like tuna chunks. Seems apt
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My alter ego Patsy is very excited for this session. I've been plastered smelly before, but never completely. Hair, top, back and sides. Neck front and back. Under my chin. Both shoulders completely and my face totally plastered in the smelliest salad cream available turning a nice pale yellow. He also has permission to fill my brand new white linen knickers to bursting with tins of fresh tuna until bulging front and back. He's only lucky guy to plaster me so unbelievably smelly unrecognisable. Hit love and comment if you're jealous or can't wait to see his photos taken from all angles after x
For the first time, a Patsy fan has the chance to plaster me in person. The deal is he has just an hour to completely plaster my shoulders, neck and head front and back in Heinz salad cream. No gaps, no skin, nothing must be on show after. He says 14 litres (14 bottles) will do the task. I'll be unrecognisable after, total covered and everything in this photo will be pale yellow and I'll stink like an old buffet that's been left out all Summer. Photos will be taken from all angles and posted for your viewing pleasure after. If it works out it will be my most extreme and by far my smelliest head plastering to date.
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