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Double the dough, heinz salad cream, egg mayo, ketchup, tuna sweetcorn, brown sauce and Branston pickle. My head is getting humiliated for your wanking pleasure tonight. Check back later, love my photos and comment telling me how stupid and humiliated I look! x
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Photo: Loads of photos later x2/22/25report
Yes it's me (again) humiliated and photos posted of the resulting stinky blob for your wanking pleasure!
Photo: Comment now who you want to see humiliated next?2/21/25report
More tomorrow x
Photo: 210. Ketchup and tuna head2/21/25report
Me with my once beautiful head plastered with stinky ketchup. A tub of tuna and sweetcorn sandwich filler planted on my head. Totally humiliated, stinking of vinegar and fish, on public display for your wanking pleasure x
Photo: 210. Ketchup and tuna head2/18/25report
Comment below for Peter or I. This Saturday one of us will

1) Get an entire head and shoulder dough covering
2) Heinz salad cream topped with egg salad
3) Ketchup topped with tuna sweetcorn
4) Brown sauce topped with large chunk Branston Pickle

The messiest and smelliest humiliation to date.

Comment below to choose your victim!
Photo: Comment now who you want to see humiliated next?2/16/25report
Do you like it when tuna sweetcorn sandwich filler tops off a ketchup facial. Adds to my humiliation x
Photo: Tomato Ketchup 2/15/25report
Has to be Heinz. Absolutely stinks. All you can smell is vinegar afterwards. Total humiliation
Photo: Salad Cream1/31/25report
I love ketchup, although not as smelly as salad cream or pickle
Photo: Hot dog roll with ketchup1/29/25report
We used Heinz salad cream this time and it absolutely stank. That's just one bottle to. Salad cream with its unique smell makes it a must to humiliate me.
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Photo: Next salad cream. Nice and smelly 1/29/25report
1. Get the victim to be dressed in white clothing, with a spray of perfume, after taking ages preparing their hair and applying make-up.
2. Get them to beg to be humiliated
3. Apply bottles of brown sauce to their head until its completely covered
4. Make sure they get to smell how rank the sauce is.
5. Get them to say thank you.
6. Take photos and post them online, so people can wank over the resulting mess
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Photo: Brown Sauce (UK condiment)1/28/25report
1. Mix 7kg of flour with 3l of water. Add water as required. Mix and need until dough is in a ball.
2. Apply to victims top of the head and stretch down until the entire head and shoulders is covered. Make a small whole to enable them to breath.
3. Take loads of photos
4. Top off with at least one smelly condiment, such as Branston Pickle.
5. Take more photos of the resulting doughy creation and post online so others can wank over the spectacle.
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Photo: Dough (cake batter)1/28/25report
1. Have your victim dressed in smart clothing. Hair and make up just right. Hint of perfume.
2. Liberally apply bottles of ketchup to their head until it's totally covered.
3. Make sure they get a squirt near the nostrils, so they get a nice whiff of vinegary ketchup.
4. Take loads of photos, as they are made to thank the giver.
5. Post them on-line so people can wank over the humiliation
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Photo: Tomato Ketchup 1/28/25report
1. Empty the bottles over the head, giving the victim a whiff of vinegar. Heinz absolutely stinks.
2. Allow the vinegary stench to fill their nostrils
3. Take loads of photos.
4. Post them on-line so people can wank over the stinky victim.
Photo: Salad Cream1/28/25report
1. Make sure the victims entire head is already covered in brown sauce condiment
2. Empty the bottles of pickle onto the top of the head, giving the victim a whiff of onion.
3. Allow the brown onion chunks to slide down their face
4. Take loads of photos.
5. Post them on-line so people can wank over the disgusting blob.
Photo: Branston Pickle 1/28/25report
1. Make sure the victims head is already covered in smelly condiments. The smellier, the better.
2. Empty the tuna filler on top of the head, giving the victim a whiff of fish.
3. Allow the contents to slide down the face
4. Take loads of photos.
5. Post them on-line so people can wank over the end result.
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Photo: Tuna and sweetcorn 1/28/25report
Probably not smelly enough for me!
Photo: 9. Sexy secretary 1/28/25report
The apron will be making a come back for my next humiliation x
Photo: 11. Sexy baker 1/28/25report
No more than me as that stinky blob deserved
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Photo: One final humiliation missing 1/27/25report
Sent x
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Photo: Free wanking instructions. Comment "in"x1/26/25report
If you want a real-life female clown to give you personal wanking instructions, then comment "in" below. I'll send them to you. Male or female. Inbox me if you don't want to comment below. Discretion assured x
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Photo: Free wanking instructions. Comment "in"x1/26/25report
I'd expect one for after I was humiliated! x
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Photo: Ready for a doughing1/26/25report
What a stupid, messy, vinegary, onion smelling humiliated bitch I look. Give me one final humiliation, your full load over my photo. Comment done when I'm plastered x
Photo: One final humiliation missing 1/26/25report
I've so got to do this. Will just take some planning. Of course, it will need to be topped with layers of smelly condiments which also get squirted through the mouth hole so I can taste them. I'm weird, but horny as well x
Photo: More Dough Ball Fun 161/17/25report
That's insane x
Photo: More Dough Ball Fun 161/17/25report
Who'd do it?
Photo: Baker needs humiliating x1/15/25report
I'm getting my head painted with stinky pickle this weekend
Photo: Can't wait to be covered in pickle x1/1/25report
Large pickle onion in my mouth on show

Four bottles of stinky vinegary BrownSauce
Eight bottles of small chunk brown onion smelling Branston pickle to follow

Entire hair face and neck covering. No hair or skin left untouched x
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Photo: Slurry pickle head covering for the chef x12/31/24report
Seemed right to wear something brown. Total head gunging of brown sauce, then Branston Pickle, whilst holding a large Pickled onion in my mouth. Any preference for head wear? Brown bakers hat to plant on top after? Holding up a sign? x
Photo: For my next humiliation 12/30/24report
PPT sent x
Photo: Patsy is offering wanking instructions 12/29/24report
Maureen sent x
Photo: Patsy is offering wanking instructions 12/29/24report
Toesucker, sent x
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Photo: Patsy is offering wanking instructions 12/29/24report
Would add to the humiliation for me. Bet I'd look and smell ridiculous. Heres hoping
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Photo: Branston pickle plastering?12/29/24report
Who wants to see my head totally plastered in Branston pickle with a Pickled onion shoved in my open mouth? Total destruction?
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Photo: Branston pickle plastering?12/29/24report
Everyone has their instructions x
Photo: Patsy is offering wanking instructions 12/28/24report
Michiganpie, fluffer and MessyMac sent x
Photo: Patsy is offering wanking instructions 12/28/24report
Sent x
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Photo: Patsy is offering wanking instructions 12/27/24report
Comment "in" and I will send you personal wanking instructions to you, guy or girl. Unique to you. This weekend only. Patsy x
Photo: Patsy is offering wanking instructions 12/27/24report
Going for just loads of Branston Pickle next time x
Photo: 208. Dough covered with smelly onion pickle12/27/24report
How dare you? Patsy needs a good plastering soon! x
Photo12/27/24report
Ketchup, brown sauce, branston pickle and salad cream. If I didn't smell and look ridiculous enough, topped off with egg salad. What do you think? x
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Photo: 205. Humiliated, stinky bitch 12/26/24report
No more than I deserved x
Photo: 202. Dough, brown sauce & Pickle12/21/24report
Not so pretty there, but gorgeous all the same
Photo: 202. Dough, brown sauce & Pickle12/19/24report
Take one pretty head. Plaster it with fresh dough. Add a layer of stinky Brown Sauce. Finish with a covering of chunky onion pickle. Who'd finish it off with one final layer of cum?
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Photo: 202. Dough, brown sauce & Pickle12/19/24report
My most extreme to date. I needed my entire head covered in stinky condiments. No clown make up either which is why it's selected photos x
Photo: 195. Humiliated clown x11/20/24report
No one else? Closing today x
Photo: Who wants wanking instructions? Comment in x11/20/24report
And mine. It had been far too long. I stank of vinegar and onion x
Photo: 195. Humiliated clown x11/19/24report
Sent x
Photo: Who wants wanking instructions? Comment in x11/19/24report
Sure did. I stank and loved it! x
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Photo: 196. Salad cream total humiliation x11/19/24report
Total salad cream head coverage with a ball gag in the mouth! x
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Photo: 196. Salad cream total humiliation x11/18/24report
Hubby done it. I stank! x
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Photo11/17/24report
No pies this time, just loads of smelly sauce x
Photo11/17/24report
Cheap salad cream, topped with egg salad cream mayo. Ketchup next, topped with tuna and sweetcorn. Followed by hp sauce, topped with Branston Pickle. Entire head covering x
Photo: Who'd cover this head in smelly sauce? 😍 11/17/24report
Photos coming later. Best smelly head humiliation to date. Had hubby gagging as he took photos x
Photo: Who'd cover this head in smelly sauce? 😍 11/17/24report
New photos coming later x
Photo: 176. Whose been a naughty boy?11/17/24report
See me go from beautiful to a yellow vinegary blob tonight. Ten of the cheapest available bottles of salad cream for my head and shoulders. Topped of with salad cream egg mayo x
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Photo: Coming tonight. Salad cream x11/16/24report
If you want to see my head like this except total head and shoulder coverage, then give me a done. Imagine that totally stinky Brown with a massive pickle mound on top x
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Photo: More of this tonight extreme coverage x11/16/24report
Going for the complete head covering look. Going to stink of vinegar and onion. Salad cream first with egg mayo. Then ketchup with tuna sweetcorn. Finally, a brown sauce look with Pickle piled high into a mound, until it slowly slides down the face, with cap placed back on top as a final humiliation. Maybe some tuna filling saved for a knicker filling. Left looking like that for loads of photos. Knickers full of tuna, but soaked through. If I post photos of the stinky creation, I expect loads of you to wank over them and comment done! x
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Photo: Coming this weekend, will you be? 😉 x11/15/24report
I'm thinking of making some dough pies to be pied with, mixing with sauces instead of water. Maybe a bowl of thick dough to be gunged with to x
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Photo: Coming this weekend, will you be? 😉 x11/15/24report
Coming this weekend, me gagged as a waitress. My head will receive bottles of cheap salad cream, brown sauce and ketchup. Topped with egg mayo, tuna sweetcorn and a large mound of Branston pickle. Who can't wait to see the end result? Loads of free pics will be posted of the rancid messy result x
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Photo: Coming this weekend, will you be? 😉 x11/15/24report
I'm thinking a complete head and shoulder covering in ketchup x
Photo: Who wants to see me gunged wearing this?11/14/24report
How good is this. On the list for my next humiliation. Four bottles of stinky onion small bit Branston pickle ready to cover my head x
Photo: 170. Complete humiliation x11/10/24report
Come on. My head and shoulders needs a complete covering next weekend. This convict needs ideas x
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Photo: Who wants wanking instructions? 11/10/24report
Inbox me, telling me how'd you cover my entire face, head and shoulders. Give me ideas for my next shoot this weekend coming. I'll reply and have you coming! Male or female x
Photo: Who wants wanking instructions? 11/10/24report
Nope x
Photo: Free wanking instructions for 24 hours11/3/24report
Any others in need of help? Male or female. Closes soon x
Photo: Free wanking instructions for 24 hours11/3/24report
Message me telling me how much ketchup my head needs and I'll send you instructions x
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Photo: Free wanking instructions for 24 hours11/2/24report
Comment in
Photo: Free wanking instructions for 24 hours11/2/24report
Agreed. I was soaked with excitement at that point x
Photo: 162. Which look do you prefer? 11/2/24report
I need a new level of smelly humiliation. Head and shoulders, bra filled, knickers filled with tuna. Stockings filled. Stilettos filled. I really want a catering size tub of Branston pickle on top of my head x
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Photo: 157. This girl loves humiliation x10/30/24report
A nice and onion smelling Branston Pickle covering. Piled up on top of the head, so it forms into a hat. Just how I like it. Give me a nice "done" for my masterpiece x
Photo: 153. A lovely smelly Pickle hair style 😍 10/29/24report
My very first publicly available video. This is me, literally a second before I took a pie. The rest is history. Glad I done it. Are you? x
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Photo: 152. A second before I took my first UMD pie10/29/24report
Very messy and extremely humiliating and smelly x
Photo: 127. I'm in a pickle 🙃 10/28/24report
Now closed. Watch out for another one soon x
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Photo: Free wanking instructions. Today only.10/28/24report
Inbox me then. Instructions below
Photo: Free wanking instructions. Today only.10/27/24report
I love my head being covered in Branston pickle until they slide down and give me a stinky onion facial. Do I deserve it?
Photo: 127. I'm in a pickle 🙃 10/27/24report
Last call to get those unique instructions sent to you.
Photo: Free wanking instructions. Today only.10/27/24report
I deserved it looking so stupid and stinky. Next time going to get tuna chunks added to my panties. Seemed apt
Photo: 138. Humiliated, stinky woman needs a done10/27/24report
Four now. Tell me how much I deserve that pretty head to be plastered in ketchup, salad cream, brown sauce and plenty of Branston pickle. In return I'll make you wank for me x
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Photo: Free wanking instructions. Today only.10/27/24report
Three satisfied members. Who will be next?
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Photo: Free wanking instructions. Today only.10/27/24report
I deserve one final humiliation to my stinky stupid looking creation. Give me your load girls and guys
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Photo: 127. I'm in a pickle 🙃 10/27/24report
Two sent already. Remember I only like smelly condiments such as pickle, ketchup and salad cream. How would you mess up my pretty head?
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Photo: Free wanking instructions. Today only.10/27/24report
Message me telling me how much I deserve to have my head and shoulders covered in my favourite stinky condiments and how you'd do it. Absolutely no sweet!In return I'll reply with a free and personal wanking instruction
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Photo: Free wanking instructions. Today only.10/27/24report
Sure was. Ketchup, brown sauce, branston pickle and salad cream. I stank of vinegar and onion
Photo: 112. Give this stinky bitch a load10/24/24report
Its been too long. I need my head and shoulders plastered in smelly brown sauce, ketchup and loads of salad cream. Then topped off with egg salad and loads of Branston pickle. I need to be an unrecognisable, stinking blob. Not one bit of skin or hair visible. Who'd do it? x
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Photo: 113. Female in need of smelly humiliation x10/22/24report
One of my favourite photos. A stupid looking clown who deserve a load right in her face!. Click Love and comment done when I'm creamed
Photo: 105. Patsy The Clown x9/12/24report
Only sweet this time x
Photo9/10/24report
So, need to do this without destroying my hair x
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Photo: Frogman getting more covered8/29/24report
Who loves my Branston Pickle beehive? Comment "in" for wanking instructions x
Photo: Picklehead stinky clown collecting wanks8/25/24report
Royally, sent x
Photo: Clown giving free instructions 8/25/24report
Texas bbw lover2, sent x
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Photo: Clown giving free instructions 8/25/24report
I always wanted a total brown coverage. This is two bottles of brown sauce, topped with Branston Pickle small chunk squuezy. It gave me both wet knickers and a lovely onion pickle and vinegar smell. Give me a "done" x
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Photo: 103. Lovely stinky Brown combination 🤢 x8/25/24report
kristykream, sent x
Photo: Clown giving free instructions 8/23/24report
RSR, sent x
Photo: Clown giving free instructions 8/23/24report
Allpiedup, sent x
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Photo: Clown giving free instructions 8/23/24report
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Photo: Clown giving free instructions 8/23/24report
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Photo: Clown giving free instructions 8/23/24report
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Photo: Clown giving free instructions 8/23/24report
I'm in the mood to make sure my fans are pleased tonight. If you need your sack emptying, or a session with your dildo, then comment "in" below and I'll message you! x
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Photo: Clown giving free instructions 8/22/24report
That's me after

2 x bottles of ketchup
2 x bottles of brown sauce
2 x bottles of Branston pickle
5 x bottles of cheap salad cream.
1 x tub of Egg mayonnaise and salad cream sandwich filler.

How good do I look? I was soaking.

Show your appreciation by wanking over me and commenting "done" x
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Photo: 101. Salad Cream special x8/22/24report
It had been a few weeks. Normal days, where I am a Mum, daughter, wife and Nan. Now, it was my time. I'm Patsy, a slapstick loving clown, who loves being made to stink. I always wanted to go brown with brown sauce, topped with Branston Pickle. First, I wanted to go fully red. Ketchup is not that smelly, but wasn't really designed to go on chips. It was meant to be worn. I think I wear it well. Comment "done" if you agree x
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Photo: 100. Ketchup covering. Comment "done" x8/20/24report
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