Comments by Patsy Pastry

Next time, I'm thinking the same look with brown sauce and the same again on top with Chunky Branston Pickle. Hit like and comment if you agree or your ideas to stink me up

Photo: First topping of pickle7/16/24report

Definitely need more pickle next time. The stinky chunky brown slurry look is definitely becoming a favourite of mine. Needs the full head, shoulder and cleavage treatment

Photo: Patsy Picklehead 🤎7/16/24report

Next 5 to buy my latest video get to choose for my sexy secretary shoot

1) Pie filling of your choice
2) Where I receive the pie
3) How I receive it

E.g. shaving cream pie square into the face and rubbed in.

Photo: Choose were I get pied and how 😲7/16/24report

I might go for 15 or 20 next time. Only 80p a bottle. 5 would of done it, but every layer to my pretty head filled my nostrils with more vinegar, giving me unbelievable fanny flutters

Photo: 10 bottles of salad cream 🤢7/16/24report

All stinky salad cream, with smelly egg to top it off. I smelt lovely

Photo: Nice smelly egg topper 🧡7/16/24report

From the cleavage up!

Photo: How I love to look and smell 🧡7/16/24report

I smelt lovely of vinegar and egg in that photo. With soaking panties

Photo: Which photo is better? 7/16/24report

About 6 bottles of cheap, stinking 80p salad cream in. Look how covered I am. I stank of vinegar. You wouldn't even know its ickle old me. My face is unrecognisable. Like and comment if you think I look brilliant

Photo: Mrs Salad Cream Queen7/16/24report

A complete upper body plastering. My fantasy was complete. I absolutely stank. Hit love and comment if you approve

Photo: 10 bottles of salad cream 🤢7/16/24report

I was in vinegary and pickle ecstasy

Photo: And they were. Now in my store ❤️7/16/24report

By this point I was in stinky heaven. My head as a masterpiece was complete

Photo: Nice smelly egg topper 🧡7/16/24report

It happened. Check out my new video, how looking and smelling like this made my panties soaking

Photo7/16/24report

Video now available in my store

Photo: Patsy Picklehead 🤎7/16/24report

When it's slimey, small chunks of onion in a brown, stinky slurry, it has to completely cover my pretty face and hair

Photo: Head coverage slimey brown stinky pickle7/15/24report

1st Five whipped cream pies
2nd 2 bottles of ketchup
3rd 2 bottles of Branston pickle
4th 10 bottles of salad cream
5th Two tubs of egg mayonnaise

Photo: Layer 2, Branston pickle 7/15/24report

Full photo l, including 4K version of me plastered in salad cream and balancing egg mayo on my head available in the future

Photo: TEASER Spot the difference 💛7/15/24report

Courtesy of a good pickling

Photo: When i became Mrs Pickled 🤎7/15/24report

I'll put the full versions up when I hit my video sales target

Photo7/15/24report

Cleavage, shoulders, legs, feet, but mainly that sexy head. An entire head multiple covering. No skin or hair spared. I stank!

Photo: Guess where these went? 💛7/15/24report

I had two large bottles for total head coverage. No skin or hair was untouched

Photo: TEASER Humiliated with ketchup 😍7/15/24report

I love the stink though. Adds to the fun for me

Photo: TEASER Total stinky humiliation 7/15/24report

I love looking and stinking like that. The total salad cream look is here to stay. More egg mayo needed next time. It absolutely stinks. I wear it well though

Photo: TEASER Total stinky humiliation 7/14/24report

This was total humiliation with ketchup, pickle, salad cream and egg mayo. My entire shoulders up was like that. No skin or hair visible.

Photo: TEASER Total stinky humiliation 7/14/24report

I like to be totally humiliated, when it comes to stinky salad cream

Photo: TEASER Total stinky humiliation 7/14/24report

Yeah the twins got a through red covering. A bottle of salad cream was used to coat them to and squeezed down the cleavage

Photo: Ketchup boobies ❤️7/14/24report

For a new hair covering

Photo: Tuna and sweetcorn sandwich filler 7/14/24report

Wet, they were soaked!

Photo: Ingredients, vinegar = wet panties 😋7/14/24report

By this point, I'd given up. Couldn't open my eyes, but my entire body was slimey, especially my head. All i could smell was vinegar, pickle, and egg. My panties were soaked through with excitement

Photo: TEASER. Who can't wait and is getting horny? 7/14/24report

Very exciting and messy. I got truly plastered and stinked up!

Photo: A whole head covering made me red ❤️7/14/24report

Topping off my new salad cream total head covering just right. I was a yellow covered, vinegary, egg stinking, humiliated blob!

Photo: TEASER My new eggy hairstyle 🧡7/14/24report

Wearing a full face of brown, slimey, chunky onion, stinky mask

Photo: TEASER smoking plastered in Pickle 🤎7/13/24report

If it sales enough there are plenty full pics to post

Photo: TEASER Clown wearing a crust 🤍7/13/24report

If I get enough buy it to help fund future shoots, I'll post the 4K up close photos taken of me at the end. A new level of extreme stinky mess

Photo: In store later7/13/24report

Full video will be out today or tomorrow. Includes the full unedited video of my beautiful head being totally trashed

Photo: Nice Branston Pickle gunging 🤎7/13/24report

No point if you leave skin and hair untouched. I like to stink up in the extreme

Photo: TEASER Ketchup head. No skin or hair left ❤7/13/24report

When I say an entire head covering I mean it! Entire head, neck, shoulders, cleavage covered in vinegary heaven. No hair or skin spared. I literally stank. Video released today or tomorrow

Photo: TEASER 10 bottles of salad cream 💛7/13/24report

I loved the look. Lovely feeling the small chunks sliding down my face. Absolutely stank, which I loved

Photo: Pile those brown slurry chunks up high!7/13/24report

Yellow on a totally covered yellow head

Photo: New egg mayo hair do :)7/13/24report

I took five. All crusts stuck to my face

Photo: 7. Black Lingerie 7/13/24report

I looked and smelt amazing

Photo: 10 of these made me stink of vinegar 💛7/13/24report

I got them 2, 10 in total :)

Photo: Should I get this?7/13/24report

I hope so. Would love to see someone copy that look

Photo: Best look so far7/5/24report

Policewoman don't wear heels. Will do for the my lingerie shoot

Photo: Best look so far7/4/24report

The smell genuinely gave me wet knickers. Never had that before

Photo: Best look so far7/4/24report

I'm going to do a blog about being gunged with savoury sauces

Photo: Best look so far7/4/24report

That look is down to 6 bottles of cheap salad cream and two tubs of egg mayo. For the first time getting messy I found myself with soaked panties and it wasn't the mess ;)

Photo: Best look so far7/4/24report

You've got to see the video. I'm standing like that for ages, salad cream and egg mayo dripping off me whilst Peter pisses himself laughing. I'm unrecognisable, stinking of vinegar and egg, with slightly wet panties :)

Photo: Me totally plastered7/3/24report

Didn't care, was too excited! I loved being covered in such a stinky way ;) More better resolution photos to come another time

Photo: Salad Cream and Egg Mayo 7/3/24report

Me under 6 bottles of cheap stinking Salad Cream, topped off 2 tubs of stinkier egg mayo sandwich filler on the top of my head. Hit love and comment if you approve of my stinky creation :)

Photo: Salad Cream and Egg Mayo 7/3/24report

Or being filled to the brim with egg mayo ;)

Photo: Direct hit Officer7/2/24report

Do you though ;)

Photo7/2/24report

That's nothing to how I looked at the end :)

Photo7/2/24report

Nope. 6 bottles of salad cream and tubs of egg mayo followed ;)

Photo7/2/24report

Six bottles of cheap yellow, vinegary salad cream and two large tubs of egg mayonnaise sandwich filler. How good I looked. How rank I smelt. How excited I was. My goal was finally achieved. My entire beautiful head, including my neck was layered. Not one bit of hair or face showing. Hit love and comment and may post more evidence;)

Photo: Finally a full stinky salad cream head plastering 7/2/24report

Yeah, will definitely post if I hit my target for sales :) I'm totally unrecognisable finally

Photo: Extreme coverage7/1/24report

Nope. Just stood there and let it drip down. He took loads of photos after. They are brilliant ;)

Photo: Extreme coverage7/1/24report

Definitely will use them again. Look good.

Photo: I've BEAN gunged :)7/1/24report

First of six, followed by baked beans, custard, salad cream and egg mayo :)

Photo: When you get pied so hard, your hat flies off 7/1/24report

About 15 minutes normally

Photo: Put that pie down7/1/24report

That's it. Video will be out tomorrow. If it sells enough, I'll post more.

Photo: Put that pie down7/1/24report

What six bottles of salad cream, topped off with three large tubs of egg mayo done to my pretty head. I stank!

Photo: Extreme coverage7/1/24report

That's nothing compared to what 6 bottles of salad cream done to that head ;)

Photo: New mess coming tomorrow 7/1/24report

They got one of them ;)

Photo: Ready for my face7/1/24report

Careful that would get you arrested! ;)

Photo: Evening all7/1/24report

They got custard and salad creamed

Photo: Put that pie down7/1/24report

Already have the pastry crusts, cherries, loads of salad cream, baked beans, custard and a new black bra ready. Today I bought extra large bottles of ketchup. Tomorrow I will release a new video and photos. My boobs, shoes, tights and most importantly my entire head including neck are going to get many layers of mess. Just whipped cream and egg mayo to get first thing. Hit like and comment if you can't wait to see me all cream, then red and yellow, topped with mayo egg. I can't wait to be plastered and stinked up. Its been two weeks!

Its going to be a new salad cream extreme covering. More bottles and instructions to get the neck and leave no skin visiblex

Hit love and comment if you want to see me unrecognisable

Photo: New mess coming tomorrow 6/30/24report

You know me. There is always mess to the extreme!

Photo: Who wants to see a lingerie photo?6/29/24report

If you want to see a mature lady in black lingerie with stockings and suspenders before a plastering then hit love and comment

Photo: Who wants to see a lingerie photo?6/29/24report

Thanks, but you know me. Total facial coverage and smelling rank is my definition of sexy

Photo: Can't wait to be pied again6/28/24report

Recognisable though. That face needs to be plastered so no one knows it's me. Oh and smell rank

Photo: Can't wait to be pied again6/28/24report

I'll try. Salad Cream is very acidity so stings the eyes. What a girl goes through to look and smell beautiful

Photo: I want to look like this6/28/24report

I'm looking to copy Peter here. After numerous custard pies to the face and a baked bean gunge. Next I want my entire head to be coated in cheap stinky yellow salad cream until I turn smelly yellow. Remember my Branston Pickle hat? This time it will be an egg mayonnaise sandwich filler hat. My new hat will be stinky eggs yellow.

Photo: I want to look like this6/28/24report

Been out buying Pastry cases and cheap salad cream today. I worked out the cheaper the salad cream, the more it stinks of vinegar. Can't wait for my head to be stinky yellow and my hair to be turned into yellow stinky egg. I love having my pretty head plastered until unrecognisable and smelling rank. Hit love and comment with how much you want to see me like that and how good I look!

Photo: Can't wait to be pied again6/28/24report

Bra definitely, will dig out suspenders and tights as well as some shoe filling

Photo: New shoot on Tuesday. The return of PC Patsy6/27/24report

My return to messy slapstick and whipped cream pastries. Introduction to baked beans, boobies getting the custard treatment. An upper body coating of salad cream and a new egg mayo hairdo. Hit love and comment

Photo: New shoot on Tuesday. The return of PC Patsy6/27/24report

No female clown should leave home without one :)

Photo: Branston Pickle hat6/21/24report

He's a lucky partner as I always tell him ;)

Photo6/20/24report

You missed my head!

Photo: You'd better have salad cream left 6/20/24report

Dough, salad cream and Branston pickle. How wonderfully humiliated and smelly do I look? The stench was exciting. I love smelling of vinegar :)

Photo: Let's see your messy Photos6/20/24report

Never. Love looking and smelling like this too much :)

Photo: Let's see your messy Photos6/20/24report

Jane covered in stinky condiments = bonus point

Photo: Jane Bond's entry6/19/24report

That still is from my Bathing Beauty video :)

Photo6/19/24report

He got his own back with Heinz. Stronger vinegary smell. I absolutely stank and got maximum humiliation. My face and head was a mass of yellow, dough and stinky mess. Wish I could look like it all day, everyday

Photo: Now you look and stink like me!6/19/24report

Washed many times, but stank of sour cream, so had to be binned. Maybe I should have sold it to a fan ;)

Photo6/19/24report

One clown. Covered in fresh dough. Made to leave it in place. Allowed a little hole to breath. Squirted with stinky Heinz Salad Cream. Vinegary heaven.

Photo: More Ultimate humiliation 6/18/24report