Comments by Patsy Pastry

Courtesy of a good pickling

Photo: When i became Mrs Pickled 🤎7/15/24report

I'll put the full versions up when I hit my video sales target

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Cleavage, shoulders, legs, feet, but mainly that sexy head. An entire head multiple covering. No skin or hair spared. I stank!

Photo: Guess where these went? 💛7/15/24report

I had two large bottles for total head coverage. No skin or hair was untouched

Photo: TEASER Humiliated with ketchup 😍7/15/24report

I love the stink though. Adds to the fun for me

Photo: TEASER Total stinky humiliation 7/15/24report

I love looking and stinking like that. The total salad cream look is here to stay. More egg mayo needed next time. It absolutely stinks. I wear it well though

Photo: TEASER Total stinky humiliation 7/14/24report

This was total humiliation with ketchup, pickle, salad cream and egg mayo. My entire shoulders up was like that. No skin or hair visible.

Photo: TEASER Total stinky humiliation 7/14/24report

I like to be totally humiliated, when it comes to stinky salad cream

Photo: TEASER Total stinky humiliation 7/14/24report

Yeah the twins got a through red covering. A bottle of salad cream was used to coat them to and squeezed down the cleavage

Photo: Ketchup boobies ❤️7/14/24report

For a new hair covering

Photo: Tuna and sweetcorn sandwich filler 7/14/24report

Wet, they were soaked!

Photo: Ingredients, vinegar = wet panties 😋7/14/24report

By this point, I'd given up. Couldn't open my eyes, but my entire body was slimey, especially my head. All i could smell was vinegar, pickle, and egg. My panties were soaked through with excitement

Photo: TEASER. Who can't wait and is getting horny? 7/14/24report

Very exciting and messy. I got truly plastered and stinked up!

Photo: A whole head covering made me red ❤️7/14/24report

Wearing a full face of brown, slimey, chunky onion, stinky mask

Photo: TEASER smoking plastered in Pickle 🤎7/13/24report

If it sales enough there are plenty full pics to post

Photo: TEASER Clown wearing a crust 🤍7/13/24report

If I get enough buy it to help fund future shoots, I'll post the 4K up close photos taken of me at the end. A new level of extreme stinky mess

Photo: In store later7/13/24report

No point if you leave skin and hair untouched. I like to stink up in the extreme

Photo: TEASER Ketchup head. No skin or hair left ❤7/13/24report

When I say an entire head covering I mean it! Entire head, neck, shoulders, cleavage covered in vinegary heaven. No hair or skin spared. I literally stank. Video released today or tomorrow

Photo: TEASER 10 bottles of salad cream 💛7/13/24report

I took five. All crusts stuck to my face

Photo: 7. Black Lingerie 7/13/24report

I looked and smelt amazing

Photo: 10 of these made me stink of vinegar 💛7/13/24report

I got them 2, 10 in total :)

Photo: Should I get this?7/13/24report

You've got to see the video. I'm standing like that for ages, salad cream and egg mayo dripping off me whilst Peter pisses himself laughing. I'm unrecognisable, stinking of vinegar and egg, with slightly wet panties :)

Photo: Me totally plastered7/3/24report

Or being filled to the brim with egg mayo ;)

Photo: Direct hit Officer7/2/24report

Do you though ;)

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That's nothing to how I looked at the end :)

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Nope. 6 bottles of salad cream and tubs of egg mayo followed ;)

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Six bottles of cheap yellow, vinegary salad cream and two large tubs of egg mayonnaise sandwich filler. How good I looked. How rank I smelt. How excited I was. My goal was finally achieved. My entire beautiful head, including my neck was layered. Not one bit of hair or face showing. Hit love and comment and may post more evidence;)

Photo: Finally a full stinky salad cream head plastering 7/2/24report

Yeah, will definitely post if I hit my target for sales :) I'm totally unrecognisable finally

Photo: Extreme coverage7/1/24report

Nope. Just stood there and let it drip down. He took loads of photos after. They are brilliant ;)

Photo: Extreme coverage7/1/24report

Definitely will use them again. Look good.

Photo: I've BEAN gunged :)7/1/24report

First of six, followed by baked beans, custard, salad cream and egg mayo :)

Photo: When you get pied so hard, your hat flies off 7/1/24report

About 15 minutes normally

Photo: Put that pie down7/1/24report

That's it. Video will be out tomorrow. If it sells enough, I'll post more.

Photo: Put that pie down7/1/24report

What six bottles of salad cream, topped off with three large tubs of egg mayo done to my pretty head. I stank!

Photo: Extreme coverage7/1/24report

They got one of them ;)

Photo: Ready for my face7/1/24report

Careful that would get you arrested! ;)

Photo: Evening all7/1/24report

They got custard and salad creamed

Photo: Put that pie down7/1/24report

You know me. There is always mess to the extreme!

Photo: Who wants to see a lingerie photo?6/29/24report

If you want to see a mature lady in black lingerie with stockings and suspenders before a plastering then hit love and comment

Photo: Who wants to see a lingerie photo?6/29/24report

Thanks, but you know me. Total facial coverage and smelling rank is my definition of sexy

Photo: Can't wait to be pied again6/28/24report

Recognisable though. That face needs to be plastered so no one knows it's me. Oh and smell rank

Photo: Can't wait to be pied again6/28/24report

I'll try. Salad Cream is very acidity so stings the eyes. What a girl goes through to look and smell beautiful

Photo: I want to look like this6/28/24report

I'm looking to copy Peter here. After numerous custard pies to the face and a baked bean gunge. Next I want my entire head to be coated in cheap stinky yellow salad cream until I turn smelly yellow. Remember my Branston Pickle hat? This time it will be an egg mayonnaise sandwich filler hat. My new hat will be stinky eggs yellow.

Photo: I want to look like this6/28/24report

Been out buying Pastry cases and cheap salad cream today. I worked out the cheaper the salad cream, the more it stinks of vinegar. Can't wait for my head to be stinky yellow and my hair to be turned into yellow stinky egg. I love having my pretty head plastered until unrecognisable and smelling rank. Hit love and comment with how much you want to see me like that and how good I look!

Photo: Can't wait to be pied again6/28/24report

Bra definitely, will dig out suspenders and tights as well as some shoe filling

Photo: New shoot on Tuesday. The return of PC Patsy6/27/24report

My return to messy slapstick and whipped cream pastries. Introduction to baked beans, boobies getting the custard treatment. An upper body coating of salad cream and a new egg mayo hairdo. Hit love and comment

Photo: New shoot on Tuesday. The return of PC Patsy6/27/24report

You missed my head!

Photo: You'd better have salad cream left 6/20/24report

That still is from my Bathing Beauty video :)

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He got his own back with Heinz. Stronger vinegary smell. I absolutely stank and got maximum humiliation. My face and head was a mass of yellow, dough and stinky mess. Wish I could look like it all day, everyday

Photo: Now you look and stink like me!6/19/24report

Washed many times, but stank of sour cream, so had to be binned. Maybe I should have sold it to a fan ;)

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Only thing I took down was his dignity, oh and a squirt of ketchup down the trousers :)

Photo: Brown sauce 6/18/24report

Perhaps that will get some messy attention soon :)

Photo: Dough, topped with brown sauce and cherry6/18/24report

And boobies ;)

Photo: Dough, topped with brown sauce and cherry6/18/24report

Definitely prefer to receive, but after my recent videos, he had it coming!

Photo: Brown sauce 6/18/24report

I prefer to receive, but did enjoy this session

Photo: Brown sauce 6/18/24report

He got absolutely destroyed

Photo: I'm turning your head red!6/18/24report

Thanks for the purchase x

User: MidlandsGunge6/17/24report

I think I've got the dough mix right. Makes for great coverage of the intended clown victim. How I love to look

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All natural and in place Mr Fluffer. Roball, buy my video then! ;)

Photo: Whose been naughty?6/17/24report

Large bowl of thick dough and stinky salad cream. My favourite look. Totally unrecognisable and humiliated.

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About time. I didn't stay clean for long ;)

Photo: How I punish a cheat 6/17/24report

It was. So much mess and enjoyed doing the giving for a change. Far too much

Scene: Patsy in "Peter Kops It at the Bakery"6/16/24report

Of course ;)

Photo: Would you pie this pretty face 😉6/16/24report

The most mess I've used so far. He was absolutely covered and stank. I had to stand back at the end and admire my creation.

Photo: Shall I give him stinky salad cream?6/16/24report

Look at the enjoyment on my face

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He got absolutely plastered. As you will see by my reactions in the video I loved getting payback

Photo: Shall I give him stinky salad cream?6/16/24report

All natural x

Photo: Just me6/16/24report

Should be on store today!

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That's five bottles of salad cream

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We are ALL odd. I'm dressed as a police officer, holding a bottle of Branston Pickle!

Photo: Branston Pickle officer?6/16/24report

Beautiful coverage

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Thank you for the purchase

User: sillybilly6/14/24report

Me, oi over here!

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My partner in slime, Peter Pastry agreed to take every savoury item that I've received to date on film.
Dough
Pastry cases
Salad cream
Ketchup
Brown sauce
Branston Pickle

Photo: His whole head is getting this6/11/24report

As a final humiliation, my clean police hat will he carefully placed on top of my head. What a smelly, humiliated, yellow, faceless blob I will look. All recorded for your pleasure.

Photo: My face is getting this6/11/24report

Me dressed as PC Pastry is going to get my face plastered with many layers of dough pies and then gunged with stinky salad cream. Topped off with three large tubs of egg mayo. A new stinky orange eggy hair do.

Photo: My face is getting this6/11/24report

All for use on one video

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For use in my next video. My face is ready and waiting

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Convict will deliver the pies

Photo: Escaped convict 6/10/24report

Look at the mess those dough pies make

Photo: I love taking pies 6/8/24report

I adored the look and smell. Next time it has to be all my face and neck, topped of with egg mayo filler hairdo

Photo: Total Salad Cream coverage. I Stank!6/5/24report

A stinky covered masterpiece

Photo: I came I saw got plastered 6/5/24report

I was excited to snell the stench as it slowly slid down my face x

Photo: Pour it on 6/5/24report

Thanks for buying my video x

User: PiePiskie6/5/24report

They were made to be more sloppy. next time may experiment mixing the flour next time with salad cream for extra stench

Photo: Dough crust with salad cream6/5/24report

I stank. Dependent on sales want to try large Heinz Salad Cream next time and tilt my head so I get a proper face full. Heinz has a stronger smell, which is what I crave.

Photo: I came I saw got plastered 6/5/24report

How I love to look and smell

Photo: Total Salad Cream coverage. I Stank!6/4/24report

New profile photo. Me under layers of dough and salad cream, topped off with Branston Pickle

Photo: I came I saw got plastered 6/4/24report

I just love wearing salad cream. Needs an egg mayonnaise hair do next time. That would stink even more. Lovely

Photo: Total Salad Cream coverage. I Stank!6/4/24report

My face loved them

Photo: Dough crust with salad cream6/4/24report

Stank bad. Even worse when Branston Pickle was piled up on my head and slide down my face. I loved it!

Photo: Total Salad Cream coverage. I Stank!6/4/24report

Disappointed I didn't get the entire head covered as I'd hoped for, but good coverage all the same. Took 5 washes to get rid of the smell. I'm weirdly attracted to the smell and look of Salad Cream