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Watch me get worse for brown sauce and salad cream on top of multiple flour paste custard pies. Now in store
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See me turn into a ketchup clown with a Branston pickle hair do. Video now in store.
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Watch me get a full yellow stinky head covering and decoration in the video
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Definitely. Why I loved the smell and the end look with cucumber slices, celery in the mouth and lettuce for hair. Need to do it again with more salad cream
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Imagine no pink wig
Imagine a total head plastering of heaving flour paste filled crusted pies
Imagine adding a second layer of a whole head covering of 4 bottles of bright red tomato ketchup
Imagine a third layer of a whole head covering of 4 bottles of brown sauce, topped off with baked beans and a large jar of Branston pickle
Imagine a fourth layer of a whole head covering of 4 bottles of yellow salad cream.
Imagine each layer being decorated for maximum humiliation
Imagine seeing photos of whole thing and every second from clean lady to a stinking four layered messy vinegary reeking blob. No bit of skin untouched.
Imagine no more. Available tomorrow night, UK time
Imagine a total head plastering of heaving flour paste filled crusted pies
Imagine adding a second layer of a whole head covering of 4 bottles of bright red tomato ketchup
Imagine a third layer of a whole head covering of 4 bottles of brown sauce, topped off with baked beans and a large jar of Branston pickle
Imagine a fourth layer of a whole head covering of 4 bottles of yellow salad cream.
Imagine each layer being decorated for maximum humiliation
Imagine seeing photos of whole thing and every second from clean lady to a stinking four layered messy vinegary reeking blob. No bit of skin untouched.
Imagine no more. Available tomorrow night, UK time
Imagine what I will look like after
7 thick flour paste pie crusts
1 layer of stinky tomato ketchup
1 layer of stinky Brown Sauce
1 layer of salad cream.
This girl will be a putrid vinegars blob!
Hope you are as excited as me to see the result
7 thick flour paste pie crusts
1 layer of stinky tomato ketchup
1 layer of stinky Brown Sauce
1 layer of salad cream.
This girl will be a putrid vinegars blob!
Hope you are as excited as me to see the result
Except this time with three layers of total head coverage. Who can't wait to see the outcome?
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So, here's the plan. All recorded and photographed for your pleasure.
1) Get 5 thick flour and water paste pies in the face
2) Ketchup poured over the top then hold two tomato slices over my eyes
3) Brown sauce layer. Hold up two boiled egg slices over my eyes. Baked beans on the head and sausage in the mouth
4) Final layer of heaps of salad cream. This time cucumber slices as eyes, lettuce on the head and celery stick in the mouth
Just debating whether to add Branston Pickle to the brown layer?
1) Get 5 thick flour and water paste pies in the face
2) Ketchup poured over the top then hold two tomato slices over my eyes
3) Brown sauce layer. Hold up two boiled egg slices over my eyes. Baked beans on the head and sausage in the mouth
4) Final layer of heaps of salad cream. This time cucumber slices as eyes, lettuce on the head and celery stick in the mouth
Just debating whether to add Branston Pickle to the brown layer?
No pink wig this time either
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For ketchup I just have tomato slices to hold over my eyes. What else?
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I hate brown sauce,so to have my whole head turn brown whilst holding up bolied egg slices as eyes will be humiliating. Just need food to decorate my hair and for my mouth. Any ideas?
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I won't be sticky. Going to mix the flour paste so it's nice and thick. Definitely will be stinky. A wonderful vinegary multicoloured decorated blob
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I've been naughty and think I need to be taught a messy lesson
I deserve my pretty clown face to be plastered in cake batter, then gunged with ketchup, brown sauce, salad cream, then decorated so I look silly. Who agrees?
I deserve my pretty clown face to be plastered in cake batter, then gunged with ketchup, brown sauce, salad cream, then decorated so I look silly. Who agrees?
The fantasy is growing. Been thinking about today. After I've been engulfed in ketchup, how about two tomato slices as eyes. For brown sauce, boiled egg slices and salad cream cucumber slices and celery held in my mouth LOL?
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I'm going after the school run to get more salad cream and ketchup! He he
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Maybe for future videos if I like this one and it sells enough. Regardless I can't wait for my head to be totally plastered and stinking then decorated with salad. How weird am I? LOL
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Just a shame you won't be able to smell me. I'm strangely attracted to the thought of smelling of condiments lol
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Tell me how much you want to see this happen to poor ickle me
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Thanks. My own creation. Will add blue eyes next time.
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