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I'm looking to copy Peter here. After numerous custard pies to the face and a baked bean gunge. Next I want my entire head to be coated in cheap stinky yellow salad cream until I turn smelly yellow. Remember my Branston Pickle hat? This time it will be an egg mayonnaise sandwich filler hat. My new hat will be stinky eggs yellow.
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Photo: I want to look like this6/28/24report
Been out buying Pastry cases and cheap salad cream today. I worked out the cheaper the salad cream, the more it stinks of vinegar. Can't wait for my head to be stinky yellow and my hair to be turned into yellow stinky egg. I love having my pretty head plastered until unrecognisable and smelling rank. Hit love and comment with how much you want to see me like that and how good I look!
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Photo: Can't wait to be pied again6/28/24report
Bra definitely, will dig out suspenders and tights as well as some shoe filling
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Photo: New shoot on Tuesday. The return of PC Patsy6/27/24report
My return to messy slapstick and whipped cream pastries. Introduction to baked beans, boobies getting the custard treatment. An upper body coating of salad cream and a new egg mayo hairdo. Hit love and comment
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Photo: New shoot on Tuesday. The return of PC Patsy6/27/24report
You missed my head!
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Photo: You'd better have salad cream left 6/20/24report
That still is from my Bathing Beauty video :)
Forum pic6/19/24report
He got his own back with Heinz. Stronger vinegary smell. I absolutely stank and got maximum humiliation. My face and head was a mass of yellow, dough and stinky mess. Wish I could look like it all day, everyday
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Photo: Now you look and stink like me!6/19/24report
Washed many times, but stank of sour cream, so had to be binned. Maybe I should have sold it to a fan ;)
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Forum pic6/19/24report
Only thing I took down was his dignity, oh and a squirt of ketchup down the trousers :)
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Photo: Brown sauce 6/18/24report
Perhaps that will get some messy attention soon :)
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Photo: Dough, topped with brown sauce and cherry6/18/24report
And boobies ;)
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Photo: Dough, topped with brown sauce and cherry6/18/24report
Definitely prefer to receive, but after my recent videos, he had it coming!
Photo: Brown sauce 6/18/24report
I prefer to receive, but did enjoy this session
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Photo: Brown sauce 6/18/24report
He got absolutely destroyed
Photo: I'm turning your head red!6/18/24report
Thanks for the purchase x
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User: MidlandsGunge6/17/24report
I think I've got the dough mix right. Makes for great coverage of the intended clown victim. How I love to look
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Forum pic6/17/24report
All natural and in place Mr Fluffer. Roball, buy my video then! ;)
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Photo: Whose been naughty?6/17/24report
Large bowl of thick dough and stinky salad cream. My favourite look. Totally unrecognisable and humiliated.
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Forum pic6/17/24report
About time. I didn't stay clean for long ;)
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Photo: How I punish a cheat 6/17/24report
It was. So much mess and enjoyed doing the giving for a change. Far too much
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Scene: Patsy in "Peter Kops It at the Bakery"6/16/24report
Of course ;)
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Photo: Would you pie this pretty face 😉6/16/24report
The most mess I've used so far. He was absolutely covered and stank. I had to stand back at the end and admire my creation.
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Photo: Shall I give him stinky salad cream?6/16/24report
Look at the enjoyment on my face
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Forum pic6/16/24report
He got absolutely plastered. As you will see by my reactions in the video I loved getting payback
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Photo: Shall I give him stinky salad cream?6/16/24report
All natural x
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Photo: Just me6/16/24report
Should be on store today!
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Forum pic6/16/24report
That's five bottles of salad cream
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Forum pic6/16/24report
We are ALL odd. I'm dressed as a police officer, holding a bottle of Branston Pickle!
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Photo: Branston Pickle officer?6/16/24report
Thank you for the purchase
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User: sillybilly6/14/24report
Me, oi over here!
Forum pic6/13/24report
My partner in slime, Peter Pastry agreed to take every savoury item that I've received to date on film.
Dough
Pastry cases
Salad cream
Ketchup
Brown sauce
Branston Pickle
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Photo: His whole head is getting this6/11/24report
As a final humiliation, my clean police hat will he carefully placed on top of my head. What a smelly, humiliated, yellow, faceless blob I will look. All recorded for your pleasure.
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Photo: My face is getting this6/11/24report
Me dressed as PC Pastry is going to get my face plastered with many layers of dough pies and then gunged with stinky salad cream. Topped off with three large tubs of egg mayo. A new stinky orange eggy hair do.
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Photo: My face is getting this6/11/24report
All for use on one video
Photo6/11/24report
For use in my next video. My face is ready and waiting
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Photo6/11/24report
Convict will deliver the pies
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Photo: Escaped convict 6/10/24report
Look at the mess those dough pies make
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Photo: I love taking pies 6/8/24report
I adored the look and smell. Next time it has to be all my face and neck, topped of with egg mayo filler hairdo
Photo: Total Salad Cream coverage. I Stank!6/5/24report
A stinky covered masterpiece
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Photo: I came I saw got plastered 6/5/24report
I was excited to snell the stench as it slowly slid down my face x
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Photo: Pour it on 6/5/24report
Thanks for buying my video x
User: PiePiskie6/5/24report
They were made to be more sloppy. next time may experiment mixing the flour next time with salad cream for extra stench
Photo: Dough crust with salad cream6/5/24report
I stank. Dependent on sales want to try large Heinz Salad Cream next time and tilt my head so I get a proper face full. Heinz has a stronger smell, which is what I crave.
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Photo: I came I saw got plastered 6/5/24report
How I love to look and smell
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Photo: Total Salad Cream coverage. I Stank!6/4/24report
New profile photo. Me under layers of dough and salad cream, topped off with Branston Pickle
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Photo: I came I saw got plastered 6/4/24report
I just love wearing salad cream. Needs an egg mayonnaise hair do next time. That would stink even more. Lovely
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Photo: Total Salad Cream coverage. I Stank!6/4/24report
My face loved them
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Photo: Dough crust with salad cream6/4/24report
Stank bad. Even worse when Branston Pickle was piled up on my head and slide down my face. I loved it!
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Photo: Total Salad Cream coverage. I Stank!6/4/24report
Disappointed I didn't get the entire head covered as I'd hoped for, but good coverage all the same. Took 5 washes to get rid of the smell. I'm weirdly attracted to the smell and look of Salad Cream
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Photo: Total Salad Cream coverage. I Stank!6/4/24report
Bet you smelt salad cream
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Photo: Total Salad Cream coverage. I Stank!6/4/24report
That's nothing. The Salad Cream covering was a complete yellow film
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Photo: I still took more!6/4/24report
Always wanted a brown hair style
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Photo: Now that is one stinky hair do!6/4/24report
I got a new hair do today. Courtesy of Branston Pickle. Don't I look good?
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Photo: Now that is one stinky hair do!6/4/24report
I stank, even after five washes. It stank and I loved it
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Photo: New pickle hair do6/4/24report
That was layer three. I was a stinking, brown, lumping mess by this point
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Photo: New Branston Pickle hair do6/4/24report
It was like that for my head to. I stank of salad cream and loved it
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Photo: New Salad Cream shirt6/4/24report
And very smelly. Loved it. Do I look good and smelly lumpy brown?
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Photo: New pickle hair do6/4/24report
My whole upper body turned stinky yellow
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Photo: New Salad Cream shirt6/4/24report
No, I just let it slowly run down my head this time
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Photo: New Branston Pickle hair do6/4/24report
Sure did later on
Photo: You've destroyed my uniform 6/4/24report
Coming soon. I'm going to be dressed as an Air Hostess, caught serving slop to customers. This will be my most extreme video to date, involving dough crusted pies, salad cream and Branston pickle. What do you guys think?
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Photo: Patsy is a trolley dolly 6/2/24report
Hope you enjoy me as a Salad Cream statue. Next time it will be a layer of total head and shoulder plastering of dough. Two peep holes only as eyes. Then the same covering of stinky salad cream. Topped off with a Branston Pickle hair covering and finally my hat put on top. Who can't wait to see the outcome? I can't, just a shame there will be no smell a vision, because I will stink!
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Video: How to Show off a Stinky Salad Cream Statue.6/2/24report
After a total head and shoulder Salad Cream gunging. Add egg mayonnaise, to give me a new hairdo. What do you guys think?
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Photo: Egg Mayonnaise for a new hairdo6/1/24report
Just add ketchup, baked beans, tinned tomatoes and brown sauce
Photo: Fried Egg5/25/24report
Yes. I loved the coverage. Going to use flour paste as a pie filling for all videos now. Next time PC Pastry will be plastered with at least 10
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Forum pic5/24/24report
Not enough. I need the neck and shoulders covered next time. Complimented with a complete new Branston Pickle hairdo. The thought is very exciting
Photo: How do I look?5/24/24report
Officer Pastry. Give me those stolen pies every last one!
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Forum pic5/21/24report
I was after all that. Clean up was surprisingly quick and easy considering. Definitely will do it again, along with a few suggestions from customers. I loved stinking and the photos afterwards.
Photo: I'm one plastered stinky clown 🤡 5/20/24report
Smelly, vinegary, degrading, blind. How do I look?
Forum pic5/20/24report
Layer 1: Dough
Layer 2: Ketchup
Layer 3: Brown Sauce
Layer 4: Branston Pickle
Photo: I'm one plastered stinky clown 🤡 5/20/24report
Hear me talk for the first time in the video. My absolute disgust and surprise with being hit with a dough pie topped with stinky Brown Sauce
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Photo: After a dough pie topped with brown sauce5/20/24report
More ketchup needed. Neck untouched
Photo: Ketchup on your bun Madam?5/19/24report
And very stinky!
Photo: Ketchup face decorated with Pickle hairdo5/19/24report
I loved it. Would need to include the neck next time
Photo: Patsy The Salad Cream statue5/19/24report
That was just before salad cream. Got smelliest!
Photo: Brown sauce heaven5/19/24report
Brown sauce was the worst. You'll see in the video it was a total rush of brown stench
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Photo: Brown sauce heaven5/19/24report
It absolutely stank. Loved it!
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Photo: Brown sauce heaven5/19/24report
Dough, then ketchup, followed by brown sauce with a Branston Pickle hair covering
Photo: Ketchup face decorated with Pickle hairdo5/19/24report
How do I look?
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Photo: Brown sauce heaven5/19/24report
Watch my stinky creation in the full video, available in store.
Photo: Patsy The Salad Cream statue5/18/24report
Watch me get worse for brown sauce and salad cream on top of multiple flour paste custard pies. Now in store
Photo: Ketchup on your bun Madam?5/18/24report
See me turn into a ketchup clown with a Branston pickle hair do. Video now in store.
Photo: Patsy The Ketchup Clown 5/18/24report
See me turn into a Salad Cream stinky clown. Video now in store
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Photo: Patsy The Salad Cream Clown5/18/24report
Watch me get a full yellow stinky head covering and decoration in the video
Photo: Definitely the last one 😍5/17/24report
Definitely. Why I loved the smell and the end look with cucumber slices, celery in the mouth and lettuce for hair. Need to do it again with more salad cream
Photo: Layer 4: Salad cream5/17/24report
Eyes have it with a smelly ketchup full facial gunging
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Photo: Layer 2: Ketchup5/17/24report
Vinegary brown humiliation
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Photo: Layer 3: Brown Sauce 5/17/24report
I'm under there somewhere
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Photo: Layer 1: Dough. Spot my mouth5/17/24report
Absolutely stank
Photo: Layer 4: Salad cream5/17/24report
Thanks for your purchase x
User: PiePiskie5/15/24report
Thanks for purchasing my videos
User: pieguy_eastyorks4/29/24report
Thanks for the purchase. Patsy x
User: kellyclown934/23/24report
Looking good Helen. Deserving of some pies
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Forum pic4/21/24report
Thanks. Can get messier though!
Forum pic4/20/24report
Thanks. My own creation. Will add blue eyes next time.
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Photo: I do like to be beside the seaside4/20/24report
How to pie me properly
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Forum pic4/7/24report
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