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No one wants to tell Patsy? x
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I'm plastered unrecognisable and stink so bad. Wank over my photos and comment done after. I'm a pathetic stinky plastered clown that deserves it x
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Who wants to see my silly clown face plastered unrecognisable in the smelliest salad cream available? Hit love and comment if you do! x
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I was made to beg to be plastered. I happily done it as I wanted to smell and be plastered pale yellow. I need you all to also tell me how I so deserved it. Come on guys x
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I was totally plastered and turned pale yellow. The smell was over powering, but I so deserved it. One stinky clown x
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Everything in this photo gets totally plastered unrecognisable in very stinky salad cream. Who wants to see it? Tell me how much I deserved it x
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Heinz Salad Cream is so smelly. This is the outcome after 7 litres. Imagine the coverage double could do. I can't wait to be plastered unrecognisable by my fan. Every part of my head and should squirted a pale yellow vinegary smell. My clown face can received at least four layers of it. Very exciting for me x
Coming next week, Patsy Pastry as Red Riding Hood. I'll be in full Patsy Pastry Clown make up, red riding hood costume and red bob wig. My entire head, neck and shoulders will he 100% plastered unrecognisable in 7, yes SEVEN litres of thick vinegary Heinz tomato ketchup. My head will be topped with a fishy family sized tub of tuna mayo and sweetcorn sandwich filler. My eyes will be covered with a tomato slice each. My neck will be decorated with cherry tomatoes. Then photos taken from all angles will ONLY be available to fans who join my WAM Humiliation forum x
I'm letting my fans choose what I wear and get plastered in next.
Love and comment from my costume section what you want me to wear.
I'll get a complete shoulder, neck and head plastering in one of the following
1) Heinz salad cream topped with egg mayo. Boiled egg slices over my eyes and necklace
2) Heinz tomato ketchup. Topped with tuna mayo. Tomato slices over my eyes and necklace
3) HP brown sauce topped with Branston brown pickle. Boiled egg slices for eyes and necklace.
Love my photos and comment below the costume and plastering you want to see. Most votes wins.
Love and comment from my costume section what you want me to wear.
I'll get a complete shoulder, neck and head plastering in one of the following
1) Heinz salad cream topped with egg mayo. Boiled egg slices over my eyes and necklace
2) Heinz tomato ketchup. Topped with tuna mayo. Tomato slices over my eyes and necklace
3) HP brown sauce topped with Branston brown pickle. Boiled egg slices for eyes and necklace.
Love my photos and comment below the costume and plastering you want to see. Most votes wins.
Stinky, smelly, full head plastering, smelling like an old buffet, decorated, unrecognisable all for my fans wanking pleasure. Give me a massive "done" x
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Who wants to see the video of my totally plastered head? It's a view from all angles of my head, neck and shoulders fully plastered in stinky Heinz salad cream. Unfortunately no smell a vision, so you will have to imagine the off buffet effect. 10 loves and 5 comments here telling me how I look and smelt and I will post it! x
Two parts to go. My beautiful clown face. One whole catering tub to slowly cover my face. Last bottle to squirt in any gaps where clown make up is still visible. The smell by this point was over powering of egg, vinegar and mustard. My stinkiest and most complete plastering so far.
By the end I was totally plastered in Heinz Salad Cream. I smelt like a platter of egg salad sandwiches that had been left out during the hottest summer day. I so stank. Took four showers to get rid of the odour. Easily my most smelliest plastering to date. More photos to come.
In the last photo everything from shoulders upwards was 100% pale yellow I stank like a ripe egg sandwich
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With what? Patsy loves smelly food like tuna chunks. Seems apt
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My alter ego Patsy is very excited for this session. I've been plastered smelly before, but never completely. Hair, top, back and sides. Neck front and back. Under my chin. Both shoulders completely and my face totally plastered in the smelliest salad cream available turning a nice pale yellow. He also has permission to fill my brand new white linen knickers to bursting with tins of fresh tuna until bulging front and back. He's only lucky guy to plaster me so unbelievably smelly unrecognisable. Hit love and comment if you're jealous or can't wait to see his photos taken from all angles after x
For the first time, a Patsy fan has the chance to plaster me in person. The deal is he has just an hour to completely plaster my shoulders, neck and head front and back in Heinz salad cream. No gaps, no skin, nothing must be on show after. He says 14 litres (14 bottles) will do the task. I'll be unrecognisable after, total covered and everything in this photo will be pale yellow and I'll stink like an old buffet that's been left out all Summer. Photos will be taken from all angles and posted for your viewing pleasure after. If it works out it will be my most extreme and by far my smelliest head plastering to date.
Yes it's fresh dough. Not me on the right, it's Finflyer. It's next on my session list though. I've tried once and didn't get it thick enough and nowhere near the right quatity. One fan though will get go humiliate me exactly like that in person
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If you had a chance, who'd Salad Cream my head? I'd need 100% head and neck coverage to be truly stinky plastered. No skin or head not covered. Totally unrecognisable after. Stinking bad.
I've yet to achieve 100% complete coverage in the smelliest salad cream available.
Who'd do it?
Message me how'd you arrange to do this to me and it may happen for one person.
Patsypastrystinkyclown@gmail.com
I've yet to achieve 100% complete coverage in the smelliest salad cream available.
Who'd do it?
Message me how'd you arrange to do this to me and it may happen for one person.
Patsypastrystinkyclown@gmail.com
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Get hold of a salad cream bottle. Smell it with one hand and wank with the other. That's how bad I smelt and look how plastered I am in it. Them cum over this photo. Comment "done" below when you've completed these instructions x
Total head smelly humiliation. 12 litres of condiments. Ketchup on Brown sauce on salad cream. Smelling of vinegar and egg. Unable to see, left with a red face after washing off. I'm totally humiliated for your wanking pleasure. Tell me how I look and smell. Give me a done.
Look at me. My once clean head plastered in 4 litres of the cheapest salad cream. I stank of egg and vinegar. How humiliated do I look. How bad did I smell. Only thing missing is for you to cum whilst looking at me. Give me a done. If you do it more than once, keeping commenting done. I'll continue updating.
I hate brown sauce. A fruity vinegary smell. Was missing pickle, but clean up had to be quick. Maybe a layer of Branston smooth pickle on top next time
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Coming soon, after an enforced break, dressed as a baker, my head is going to be plastered in salad cream, ketchup, brown sauce, topped with egg mayo, tuna sweetcorn and Branston pickle. Things shoved in my mouth such as celery, sausage and a pickled onion x
Comment below for Peter or I. This Saturday one of us will
1) Get an entire head and shoulder dough covering
2) Heinz salad cream topped with egg salad
3) Ketchup topped with tuna sweetcorn
4) Brown sauce topped with large chunk Branston Pickle
The messiest and smelliest humiliation to date.
Comment below to choose your victim!
1) Get an entire head and shoulder dough covering
2) Heinz salad cream topped with egg salad
3) Ketchup topped with tuna sweetcorn
4) Brown sauce topped with large chunk Branston Pickle
The messiest and smelliest humiliation to date.
Comment below to choose your victim!
Do you like it when tuna sweetcorn sandwich filler tops off a ketchup facial. Adds to my humiliation x
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Has to be Heinz. Absolutely stinks. All you can smell is vinegar afterwards. Total humiliation
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I love ketchup, although not as smelly as salad cream or pickle
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1. Get the victim to be dressed in white clothing, with a spray of perfume, after taking ages preparing their hair and applying make-up.
2. Get them to beg to be humiliated
3. Apply bottles of brown sauce to their head until its completely covered
4. Make sure they get to smell how rank the sauce is.
5. Get them to say thank you.
6. Take photos and post them online, so people can wank over the resulting mess
2. Get them to beg to be humiliated
3. Apply bottles of brown sauce to their head until its completely covered
4. Make sure they get to smell how rank the sauce is.
5. Get them to say thank you.
6. Take photos and post them online, so people can wank over the resulting mess
1. Mix 7kg of flour with 3l of water. Add water as required. Mix and need until dough is in a ball.
2. Apply to victims top of the head and stretch down until the entire head and shoulders is covered. Make a small whole to enable them to breath.
3. Take loads of photos
4. Top off with at least one smelly condiment, such as Branston Pickle.
5. Take more photos of the resulting doughy creation and post online so others can wank over the spectacle.
2. Apply to victims top of the head and stretch down until the entire head and shoulders is covered. Make a small whole to enable them to breath.
3. Take loads of photos
4. Top off with at least one smelly condiment, such as Branston Pickle.
5. Take more photos of the resulting doughy creation and post online so others can wank over the spectacle.
1. Have your victim dressed in smart clothing. Hair and make up just right. Hint of perfume.
2. Liberally apply bottles of ketchup to their head until it's totally covered.
3. Make sure they get a squirt near the nostrils, so they get a nice whiff of vinegary ketchup.
4. Take loads of photos, as they are made to thank the giver.
5. Post them on-line so people can wank over the humiliation
2. Liberally apply bottles of ketchup to their head until it's totally covered.
3. Make sure they get a squirt near the nostrils, so they get a nice whiff of vinegary ketchup.
4. Take loads of photos, as they are made to thank the giver.
5. Post them on-line so people can wank over the humiliation
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