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My most extreme to date. I needed my entire head covered in stinky condiments. No clown make up either which is why it's selected photos x
Photo: 195. Humiliated clown xyesterdayreport
No one else? Closing today x
Photo: Who wants wanking instructions? Comment in xyesterdayreport
And mine. It had been far too long. I stank of vinegar and onion x
Photo: 195. Humiliated clown xTuesdayreport
Sent x
Photo: Who wants wanking instructions? Comment in xTuesdayreport
Sure did. I stank and loved it! x
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Photo: 196. Salad cream total humiliation xTuesdayreport
Total salad cream head coverage with a ball gag in the mouth! x
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Photo: 196. Salad cream total humiliation xMondayreport
Hubby done it. I stank! x
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PhotoSundayreport
No pies this time, just loads of smelly sauce x
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Cheap salad cream, topped with egg salad cream mayo. Ketchup next, topped with tuna and sweetcorn. Followed by hp sauce, topped with Branston Pickle. Entire head covering x
Photo: Who cover this head in smelly sauce? 😍 xSundayreport
Photos coming later. Best smelly head humiliation to date. Had hubby gagging as he took photos x
Photo: Who cover this head in smelly sauce? 😍 xSundayreport
New photos coming later x
Photo: 176. Whose been a naughty boy?Sundayreport
See me go from beautiful to a yellow vinegary blob tonight. Ten of the cheapest available bottles of salad cream for my head and shoulders. Topped of with salad cream egg mayo x
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Photo: Coming tonight. Salad cream xSaturdayreport
If you want to see my head like this except total head and shoulder coverage, then give me a done. Imagine that totally stinky Brown with a massive pickle mound on top x
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Photo: More of this tonight extreme coverage xSaturdayreport
Going for the complete head covering look. Going to stink of vinegar and onion. Salad cream first with egg mayo. Then ketchup with tuna sweetcorn. Finally, a brown sauce look with Pickle piled high into a mound, until it slowly slides down the face, with cap placed back on top as a final humiliation. Maybe some tuna filling saved for a knicker filling. Left looking like that for loads of photos. Knickers full of tuna, but soaked through. If I post photos of the stinky creation, I expect loads of you to wank over them and comment done! x
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Photo: Coming this weekend, will you be? 😉 x6 days agoreport
I'm thinking of making some dough pies to be pied with, mixing with sauces instead of water. Maybe a bowl of thick dough to be gunged with to x
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Photo: Coming this weekend, will you be? 😉 x6 days agoreport
Coming this weekend, me gagged as a waitress. My head will receive bottles of cheap salad cream, brown sauce and ketchup. Topped with egg mayo, tuna sweetcorn and a large mound of Branston pickle. Who can't wait to see the end result? Loads of free pics will be posted of the rancid messy result x
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Photo: Coming this weekend, will you be? 😉 x6 days agoreport
I'm thinking a complete head and shoulder covering in ketchup x
Photo: Who wants to see me gunged wearing this?8 days agoreport
Would you prefer to see me after a messy humiliation?
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Photo: Coming soon, Patsy in new mess11 days agoreport
How good is this. On the list for my next humiliation. Four bottles of stinky onion small bit Branston pickle ready to cover my head x
Photo: 170. Complete humiliation x11 days agoreport
Come on. My head and shoulders needs a complete covering next weekend. This convict needs ideas x
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Photo: Who wants wanking instructions? 11 days agoreport
Inbox me, telling me how'd you cover my entire face, head and shoulders. Give me ideas for my next shoot this weekend coming. I'll reply and have you coming! Male or female x
Photo: Who wants wanking instructions? 11 days agoreport
Coming next week. Patsy The convict captured escaping from prison. Punished with real cream pies, baked beans, custard, ketchup, brown sauce, branston pickle and salad cream. A new level of messy punishment, shared with UMD fans for their wanking pleasure x
Photo: Coming next week Patsy plastered 12 days agoreport
Nope x
Photo: Free wanking instructions for 24 hours18 days agoreport
Any others in need of help? Male or female. Closes soon x
Photo: Free wanking instructions for 24 hours19 days agoreport
Message me telling me how much ketchup my head needs and I'll send you instructions x
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Photo: Free wanking instructions for 24 hours19 days agoreport
Comment in
Photo: Free wanking instructions for 24 hours19 days agoreport
Agreed. I was soaked with excitement at that point x
Photo: 162. Which look do you prefer? 19 days agoreport
I need a new level of smelly humiliation. Head and shoulders, bra filled, knickers filled with tuna. Stockings filled. Stilettos filled. I really want a catering size tub of Branston pickle on top of my head x
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Photo: 157. This girl loves humiliation x22 days agoreport
A nice and onion smelling Branston Pickle covering. Piled up on top of the head, so it forms into a hat. Just how I like it. Give me a nice "done" for my masterpiece x
Photo: 153. A lovely smelly Pickle hair style 😍 24 days agoreport
My very first publicly available video. This is me, literally a second before I took a pie. The rest is history. Glad I done it. Are you? x
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Photo: 152. A second before I took my first UMD pie24 days agoreport
Very messy and extremely humiliating and smelly x
Photo: 127. I'm in a pickle 🙃 24 days agoreport
Now closed. Watch out for another one soon x
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Photo: Free wanking instructions. Today only.24 days agoreport
Inbox me then. Instructions below
Photo: Free wanking instructions. Today only.25 days agoreport
I love my head being covered in Branston pickle until they slide down and give me a stinky onion facial. Do I deserve it?
Photo: 127. I'm in a pickle 🙃 25 days agoreport
Last call to get those unique instructions sent to you.
Photo: Free wanking instructions. Today only.25 days agoreport
I deserved it looking so stupid and stinky. Next time going to get tuna chunks added to my panties. Seemed apt
Photo: 138. Humiliated, stinky woman needs a done25 days agoreport
Four now. Tell me how much I deserve that pretty head to be plastered in ketchup, salad cream, brown sauce and plenty of Branston pickle. In return I'll make you wank for me x
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Photo: Free wanking instructions. Today only.25 days agoreport
Three satisfied members. Who will be next?
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Photo: Free wanking instructions. Today only.25 days agoreport
I deserve one final humiliation to my stinky stupid looking creation. Give me your load girls and guys
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Photo: 127. I'm in a pickle 🙃 25 days agoreport
Two sent already. Remember I only like smelly condiments such as pickle, ketchup and salad cream. How would you mess up my pretty head?
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Photo: Free wanking instructions. Today only.26 days agoreport
Message me telling me how much I deserve to have my head and shoulders covered in my favourite stinky condiments and how you'd do it. Absolutely no sweet!In return I'll reply with a free and personal wanking instruction
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Photo: Free wanking instructions. Today only.26 days agoreport
Will do barefoot
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Photo: Coming soon, Patsy in new mess27 days agoreport
Coming soon, I'll be dressed as a convict.

A new level of savoury messy humiliation that I crave.

Ketchup, salad cream, egg salad, brown sauce and lashings of Branston pickle. I'm going to be a stinky unrecognisable blob
Photo: Coming soon, Patsy in new mess27 days agoreport
Sure was. Ketchup, brown sauce, branston pickle and salad cream. I stank of vinegar and onion
Photo: 112. Give this stinky bitch a load29 days agoreport
Its been too long. I need my head and shoulders plastered in smelly brown sauce, ketchup and loads of salad cream. Then topped off with egg salad and loads of Branston pickle. I need to be an unrecognisable, stinking blob. Not one bit of skin or hair visible. Who'd do it? x
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Photo: 113. Female in need of smelly humiliation x10/22/24report
One of my favourite photos. A stupid looking clown who deserve a load right in her face!. Click Love and comment done when I'm creamed
Photo: 105. Patsy The Clown x9/12/24report
Only sweet this time x
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Despite of my love of a good condiment head plastering, this is my all-time favourite photo. Coming this weekend, I'm dressing like a clown again and getting my face pied into a gooey mess and made in a human trifle x
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Photo: My favourite photo of me9/6/24report
No guarantees, but should be this weekend. I have my clown costume ready x
Photo: I'm going to be turned into a trifle again soon x9/3/24report
So, need to do this without destroying my hair x
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Photo: Frogman getting more covered8/29/24report
Who loves my Branston Pickle beehive? Comment "in" for wanking instructions x
Photo: Picklehead stinky clown collecting wanks8/25/24report
Royally, sent x
Photo: Clown giving free instructions 8/25/24report
Texas bbw lover2, sent x
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Photo: Clown giving free instructions 8/25/24report
I always wanted a total brown coverage. This is two bottles of brown sauce, topped with Branston Pickle small chunk squuezy. It gave me both wet knickers and a lovely onion pickle and vinegar smell. Give me a "done" x
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Photo: 103. Lovely stinky Brown combination 🤢 x8/25/24report
kristykream, sent x
Photo: Clown giving free instructions 8/23/24report
RSR, sent x
Photo: Clown giving free instructions 8/23/24report
Allpiedup, sent x
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Photo: Clown giving free instructions 8/23/24report
EternalMac, sent x
Photo: Clown giving free instructions 8/23/24report
shots29, you have a message x
Photo: Clown giving free instructions 8/23/24report
Gunge_is_great check your messages x
Photo: Clown giving free instructions 8/23/24report
I'm in the mood to make sure my fans are pleased tonight. If you need your sack emptying, or a session with your dildo, then comment "in" below and I'll message you! x
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Photo: Clown giving free instructions 8/22/24report
That's me after

2 x bottles of ketchup
2 x bottles of brown sauce
2 x bottles of Branston pickle
5 x bottles of cheap salad cream.
1 x tub of Egg mayonnaise and salad cream sandwich filler.

How good do I look? I was soaking.

Show your appreciation by wanking over me and commenting "done" x
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Photo: 101. Salad Cream special x8/22/24report
It had been a few weeks. Normal days, where I am a Mum, daughter, wife and Nan. Now, it was my time. I'm Patsy, a slapstick loving clown, who loves being made to stink. I always wanted to go brown with brown sauce, topped with Branston Pickle. First, I wanted to go fully red. Ketchup is not that smelly, but wasn't really designed to go on chips. It was meant to be worn. I think I wear it well. Comment "done" if you agree x
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Photo: 100. Ketchup covering. Comment "done" x8/20/24report
One stinky clown x
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Allpiedup, sent x
Photo: Stinky bitch offering wanking instructions 8/20/24report
Thepiedguy, sent by Mrs Picklehead x
Photo: Stinky bitch offering wanking instructions 8/20/24report
Final indignity, five bottles of cheap salad cream, all over my head. I use cheap brand, as the smell is more potent. I look sad, but was like a dog on heat in that photo ;) x
Photo: 99. Five bottles of cheap salad cream x8/20/24report
My once beautiful head and new hair colour turned stinky Brown with brown sauce, over red ketchup. A small sprinkling of Branston pickle chunky, another bottle about to be administered. My panties soaked, I couldn't wait x
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Photo: 97. More pickle for Patsy x8/20/24report
Messyxdresser, sent x
Photo: Who needs wanking instructions? x8/20/24report
Darkrooo, sent x
Photo: Stinky bitch offering wanking instructions 8/20/24report
MaureenCrossDress, sent x
Photo: Stinky bitch offering wanking instructions 8/20/24report
If anyone else wants to be talked through wanking over this onion smelling, plastered, humiliated clown, comment "in" x
Photo: Stinky bitch offering wanking instructions 8/20/24report
Piedboy81, sent x
Photo: Stinky bitch offering wanking instructions 8/20/24report
Eternal Mac, sent x
Photo: Stinky bitch offering wanking instructions 8/20/24report
If you want this Pickle Head to give you free wanking instructions, comment "in" x
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Photo: Stinky bitch offering wanking instructions 8/19/24report
One down. Come on wankers, let this stinky blob have it! x
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Photo: 96. Wearing a Branston Pickle hat x8/19/24report
Give me a "done" I'm coated in brown sauce, topped with Branston Pickle. It absolutely stank. All for your wanking pleasure x
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Photo: 96. Wearing a Branston Pickle hat x8/19/24report
All sent. Remember to say thanks! x
Photo: Who needs wanking instructions? x8/18/24report
Bonus free photo from my new video. I got a nice head covering of stinky Brown Sauce. It has its own rank smell, which I loved, especially when topped off with Branston Pickle. Available soon in store x
Photo: 95. Brown sauce. Comment "done"8/18/24report
Messyfun15, sent x
Photo: Who needs wanking instructions? x8/18/24report
Chadwick, sent x
Photo: Who needs wanking instructions? x8/18/24report
Splosh Piggy, sent x
Photo: Who needs wanking instructions? x8/18/24report
I'll send some later. Watch your inbox for special instructions x
Photo: Who needs wanking instructions? x8/18/24report
Sent x
Photo: Who needs wanking instructions? x8/18/24report
5 bottles of cheap salad cream, topped off with egg mayonnaise and salad cream sandwich filler x
Photo: Salad cream and Egg Mayo8/18/24report
I loved getting a slow head covering of onion pickle. I was soaked through with excitement as it was piled up on top of my head to a new height. Before the brown slurry chunks slide down and engulfed my face. I spluttered as the disgusting smell covered my nose, but loved it at the same time. Patsy was a true Picklehead after x
Photo: New Pickle record TEASER8/18/24report
I have loads of photos ready to post of my entire head being covered in all sorts of foul smelling goodness. It includes a new mass Branston pickle covering that had me reeling due to the smell.

I need 5 more donations to make this content available, or I will sell the whole thing in my store. Up to you guys! x

Just go to my video section and donate via the tip jar x
Photo: Who wants to see new pics?8/18/24report
Hippy Patsy gets a full head plastering.

Bottles of ketchup.
Bottles of brown sauce
Bottles of Branston pickle
Bottles of salad cream
Egg mayonnaise and salad cream sandwich filler.

All over my natural hair.

A new level of Branston pickle covering as per photo x
Photo: New video in store soon8/18/24report
It's happening tomorrow. He's going to stink! x
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Photo: Dominatrix Patsy x8/15/24report
Guys, last chance to keep the wank bank free. I normally charge 9.99 for a new video. So far I've posted 90 photos for free. If you want to see my new material, then I need more donations. Choose any free video of mine and donate via the tip jar. Not after making a fortune, but all these photos and videos cost me a fortune to make. I'll take a recap on donations before deciding whether to release as a video, or continue with the wank bank photos x
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Photo: Help keep The Wank Bank free x8/14/24report
I'm in the mood to become dominatrix Patsy. Appropriately dressed, I'm going to totally humiliate Peters head in the stinkiest stuff I can find. Hit love and comment if you want to see it x
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Photo: Dominatrix Patsy x8/14/24report
Dominatrix Patsy is going to punish Peter's head later with a thorough stinking x
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Photo: Peter will be in a pickle later x8/14/24report
Sent Rodders! x
Photo: Who wants wanking instructions sent to them today?8/14/24report
Me covered in fresh dough, ketchup, brown sauce, with a Branston Pickle hairdo, made to wear tomato slices as eyes. Oh and soaking panties x
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Photo: 89. Patsy in a pickle x8/14/24report
I so need to stink of vinegar and pickle! x
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Photo: This head plastered today or tomorrow x8/13/24report
Love it x
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Photo: More dough my head 8/13/24report
Oh and Branston pickle. How could I forget the brown slurry of chunky onion pickle smelling goodness x
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Photo: This head plastered today or tomorrow x8/13/24report
Salad cream, ketchup, brown sauce and baked beans is going to cover every inch of what you see. Click on Love and comment if you think I deserve it! x
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Photo: This head plastered today or tomorrow x8/13/24report
No flour or dough with my real hair. It wouldn't survive x
Photo: Who wants to see this head covered in Salad Cream?8/10/24report
No brown messy stuff. Going brown colour x
Photo: Stay blonde, or go brown? x8/10/24report
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