Comments by Patsy Pastry

My whole upper body turned stinky yellow

Photo: New Salad Cream shirt6/4/24report

No, I just let it slowly run down my head this time

Photo: New Branston Pickle hair do6/4/24report

Sure did later on

Photo: You've destroyed my uniform 6/4/24report

Coming soon. I'm going to be dressed as an Air Hostess, caught serving slop to customers. This will be my most extreme video to date, involving dough crusted pies, salad cream and Branston pickle. What do you guys think?

Photo: Patsy is a trolley dolly 6/2/24report

Hope you enjoy me as a Salad Cream statue. Next time it will be a layer of total head and shoulder plastering of dough. Two peep holes only as eyes. Then the same covering of stinky salad cream. Topped off with a Branston Pickle hair covering and finally my hat put on top. Who can't wait to see the outcome? I can't, just a shame there will be no smell a vision, because I will stink!

Video: How to Show off a Stinky Salad Cream Statue.6/2/24report

After a total head and shoulder Salad Cream gunging. Add egg mayonnaise, to give me a new hairdo. What do you guys think?

Photo: Egg Mayonnaise for a new hairdo6/1/24report

Just add ketchup, baked beans, tinned tomatoes and brown sauce

Photo: Fried Egg5/25/24report

Yes. I loved the coverage. Going to use flour paste as a pie filling for all videos now. Next time PC Pastry will be plastered with at least 10

Photo5/24/24report

Not enough. I need the neck and shoulders covered next time. Complimented with a complete new Branston Pickle hairdo. The thought is very exciting

Photo: How do I look?5/24/24report

Officer Pastry. Give me those stolen pies every last one!

Photo5/21/24report

I was after all that. Clean up was surprisingly quick and easy considering. Definitely will do it again, along with a few suggestions from customers. I loved stinking and the photos afterwards.

Photo: I'm one plastered stinky clown 🤡 5/20/24report

Smelly, vinegary, degrading, blind. How do I look?

Photo5/20/24report

Layer 1: Dough
Layer 2: Ketchup
Layer 3: Brown Sauce
Layer 4: Branston Pickle

Photo: I'm one plastered stinky clown 🤡 5/20/24report

Hear me talk for the first time in the video. My absolute disgust and surprise with being hit with a dough pie topped with stinky Brown Sauce

Photo: After a dough pie topped with brown sauce5/20/24report

More ketchup needed. Neck untouched

Photo: Ketchup on your bun Madam?5/19/24report

And very stinky!

Photo: Ketchup face decorated with Pickle hairdo5/19/24report

I loved it. Would need to include the neck next time

Photo: Patsy The Salad Cream statue5/19/24report

That was just before salad cream. Got smelliest!

Photo: Brown sauce heaven5/19/24report

Brown sauce was the worst. You'll see in the video it was a total rush of brown stench

Photo: Brown sauce heaven5/19/24report

It absolutely stank. Loved it!

Photo: Brown sauce heaven5/19/24report

Dough, then ketchup, followed by brown sauce with a Branston Pickle hair covering

Photo: Ketchup face decorated with Pickle hairdo5/19/24report

How do I look?

Photo: Brown sauce heaven5/19/24report

Watch my stinky creation in the full video, available in store.

Photo: Patsy The Salad Cream statue5/18/24report

Watch me get worse for brown sauce and salad cream on top of multiple flour paste custard pies. Now in store

Photo: Ketchup on your bun Madam?5/18/24report

See me turn into a ketchup clown with a Branston pickle hair do. Video now in store.

Photo: Patsy The Ketchup Clown 5/18/24report

See me turn into a Salad Cream stinky clown. Video now in store

Photo: Patsy The Salad Cream Clown5/18/24report

Watch me get a full yellow stinky head covering and decoration in the video

Photo: Definitely the last one 😍5/17/24report

Definitely. Why I loved the smell and the end look with cucumber slices, celery in the mouth and lettuce for hair. Need to do it again with more salad cream

Photo: Layer 4: Salad cream5/17/24report