I am a UK based female who loves all types of messy slapstick, especially where my face is the intended target.

For me, I love two things. Classic clown based slapstick with custard pies and gunge. I've used classic whipped cream pies and dough (cake batter) pie fillings in a crust.

I also love messy humiliation, where I go from a beautiful looking and smelling lady, into a smelly head and shoulder covered mess. For this, I like to be covered in smelly condiments such as ketchup, brown sauce, Branston pickle, salad cream and egg salad, etc. Having my head and shoulders totally covered, one smelly layer at a time. I have also dabbled with bra filling, knicker filling, stocking filling and shoe filling as part of complete humiliation.

I am a happily married woman, so won't being meeting up or doing a Web cam with you, but happy to talk via message or chat.