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Location:
UK
Last on:
11 hours ago
Time here:
27 years
Gender:
Female
I prefer:
Males
Followers:
188
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UMD Fetish ID:
1464
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About Me:
UK based maturer female clown who deserves smelly messy humiliation.

My ideal scenario is having my entire head plastered with humiliating and smelly food. Not a patch of skin or hair on my head must be untouched after!

Then photos to be taken of my public humiliation and posted on here for others to wank over.

Condiments are my favourite. I am always open to new ideas for smelly humiliation techniques and food that results in such a stinky plastering. Or costumes I should wear.

I am a happily married woman, so won't being meeting up or doing a Web cam with you, but happy to talk via message or chat.
Patsy Gets a Branston Pickle Hat
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Ketchup on Your Bun Patsy?
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Patsy Admiring Her Pies
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Pasty Getting Pied
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Pie Throwing with Patsy
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Patsy Pastry in Pie The Clown Part 2
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Patsy Pastry in Humiliate The Hippy
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PC Patsy Pastry Kops It Part 2
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Patsy Pastry's Savoury Humiliation Bundle
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Patsy in "Peter Kops It at the Bakery"
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Patsy Pastry in "Come Pie with Me"
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Patsy's Complete Video Bundle
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6/5/24
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Maid for Mess with Patsy Pastry
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5/10/24
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Gunge_is_great  20 days ago
I would love to know what Gross Smelly ideas you suggest for a birthday gungingReport
FOAMSLAVE  8/9/24
1
Amazing your new profile pics! Very sexy!Report
tsarmina  8/5/24
2
The conga rats are dancing for you, WOTD! Report
bob1987564  8/5/24
1
Congrats on WOTD!!!! With all the amazing smelly content you produce you deserve it! Enjoy your day!!!Report
LeRex  8/5/24
1
A massive congratulations on WOTD Patsy, very much deserved. Yours scenes are superb. Enjoy your day Report
Slaps  8/5/24
1
Congrats on getting WOTD once again Patsy!! Enjoy it all, you Clown!! Report
Patsy Pastry  8/2/24
3
I may have to go and get some bags of flour. Definitely getting a head encasement of smelly sauces. Really can't wait for a Pickle encasement. Patsy Picklehead xReport
finflyer  8/2/24
1
I so do understand your desire for full head coverage with thick sticky substances. A massive dough ball head encasement is what you deserve.Report
writingismylife  7/21/24
2
I'm so not worthy, but *squee* thanks for the friendship request so much! You like, rule and stuff.Report
LeRex  7/7/24
1
Loving the new profile pic Patsy Report
bob1987564  6/17/24
1
Congrats on WOTD!!! No one works harder for the honor! Enjoy your day!! Great work!!!Report
Jay48  6/17/24
1
Thanks for the6 Friend Request. Happy to accept.Report
LeRex  6/17/24
2
A huge congratulations on WOTD Patsy, so much deserved. Amazing stuff. Hope you enjoy your day Report
LeRex  6/16/24
1
Loving the new profile pic, Patsy. It's even a bit saucy Report
Allpiedup  6/5/24
1
WOTD once again. Well deserved.Report
LeRex  6/5/24
1
A massive congratulations on WOTD Patsy, so much deserved, I hope you have a flantastic day, big splats Report
Ready2Wam Studio  5/26/24
2
Congratulations on WOTD!! Report
Pieman Si  5/26/24
3
congrats on latest WOTD!!Report
bob1987564  5/26/24
1
Congrats on WOTD! Enjoy your day!Report
LeRex  5/26/24
2
A huge congratulations on WOTD Patsy, very much deserved. Your scenes are superb. Celebration custard pie in the face, enjoy your day Report
Alex Sanchez  5/20/24
1
Congratulations on earning WOTD.Report
LeRex  5/20/24
1
A massive congratulations on WOTD. Much deserved, I hope you enjoy your day Report
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