You're awesome in a kilt ! Thanks for sharing. I gave up jeans years ago. Here's a link to my wrecking my urban camo kilt.. it came clean later. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQcinq9y8a8
One of my most favorite looks - just an apron on a pie-ready hunk. Now I just need to see you next to a table filled with deliciously gooey cream pies and another baker, ready for whatever happens.
Don't worry, stooge. It's still there. Getting splattered - stark naked, for everyone else's amusement - might have been humiliating, but it didn't literally make you any less of a man.