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Name:
The Chef
Location:
The Kitchen
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Time here:
5 ½ years
Gender:
Male
Followers:
87
UMD Fetish ID:
96328
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The Chef
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About Me:
I'm a young-20s British lad with a passion for a good old pie in the face.

It all started with a show called 'Toonattik'. Watching confident, muscular men turned into hapless stooges, taking their 'just desserts' with pride and gusto, left an impression. The blokes were always in chef whites, and from that moment, I knew: a pie and a chef's face were made for each other.

I couldn't shake the image. The fantasy was clear, I wanted to be that big, strong lad in chef whites, standing tall, chest out, ready to take his pie like a man. Every time I saw a bloke in chef gear, I thought: I wanted to be him, the guy everyone called "Chef," commanding respect. And then, without fail, the fantasy kicked in, a pie smashing full-on into my face, cream flying everywhere. The uniform and the pie? Inseparable.

Fast forward to today, after years of rugby and lifting, I've built the frame to match that fantasy. There's nothing like the feel of crisp chef whites hugging your muscles, as you step forward, heart pounding, knowing what's coming: a thick, heavy pie, smashed right in the face. The perfect, messy blend of anticipation and pure physicality, turning me into the big, hunky, pie-covered chef I always wanted to be.

But it's not just about the comedy or the sweet sting of humiliation. What really gets my custard pumping is the deep thrill the moment the pie hits, thick cream and crust covering my face, smeared nice and slow, making sure I feel every second. Whether it's custard pies, whipped cream plates, shaving foam, cakes, trifles, or a dollop of custard, I'm all in. "Yes, Chef!" they shout, just before slinging it down my chef pants, pouring it in my hat, and smashing it into my face.

There's nothing quite like seeing photos and videos of other lads decked out in chef whites, getting a good splatting. If you've never thrown on the uniform and taken a good pieing, you're missing out. Trust me.

Whether in chef whites or something else entirely, the thrill of that creamy splat never gets old. Pie me in anything--whether I'm suited up or stripped down--I'll be loving every messy second.

If pies are your thing, let's chat! Whether it's sharing messy stories, debating the best pies for a proper splat, roleplaying, or even trading recipes for the ultimate face full, I'm all in. There aren't many blokes who get this, so when we find one another, we've got to make the most of it. Go on! Step right up and take your pie like a man!
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custardpiedchef  9/9/24
new bio, who dis?Report
custardpiedchef  10/25/23
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I've got my chef whites on, somebody make me cum!Report
custardpiedchef  7/13/22
New YouTube Video Out right now!!!Report
custardpiedchef  7/13/22
New YouTube video dropping in a few hours! Some great splatsReport
custardpiedchef  7/12/22
New YouTube Video drops tonight!Report
custardpiedchef  7/12/22
New YouTube Video drops tonight!Report
custardpiedchef  5/22/22
Cheffing up some pies to get splatted all over my faceReport
custardpiedchef  12/28/21
Dreamy of a thick creamy pie being thrust in my cheffy faceReport
custardpiedchef  12/23/21
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new youtube video! - up now - Link on profile!!!Report
custardpiedchef  12/20/21
New YouTube Video Tonight!Report
PaulJ888  1/3/21
Amazingly good story uploaded- pies, pants and antici...pation!! Hope TBC involves lots more pies a-coming!Report
custardpiedchef  12/16/20
new youtube video - Today! Check it out. Link in profileReport
custardpiedchef  8/29/20
New Video - Subscribe to my YouTube Channel!Report
custardpiedchef  8/29/20
new video! https://youtu.be/ttxqh66vhuoReport
custardpiedchef  4/5/20
Just added YouTube link to profile! Subscribe!Report
custardpiedchef  12/26/19
Up for a bit of role play! Message me!Report
custardpiedchef  3/3/19
Tell me how you would pie me xReport
custardpiedchef  3/2/19
Comic Relief is great as tons of people are getting pied!Report
Pieinthefacelad  2/28/19
Hya.Wanna talk in 2 hours on line?.xReport
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