This profile is from UMD.
Location:
USA
Last on:
Friday
Time here:
4 ½ years
Gender:
Male
I prefer:
Males
Comments:
Followers:
420
UMD Fetish rank:
Avatar:
G-rated (report)
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Twitter:
@dressedformess
I'm here to:
Chat with friends, roleplay with others, and find others interested in meeting up
About Me:
Just a gay guy who likes to totally trash nice outfits with pies, chocolate, syrup, slime, and the like. I also love getting soaking wet fully clothed. Huge sneaker fetish as well.

I'm happily partnered but always happy to talk WAM with like minded people.
Cocky Jock Takes Five Pies in Nike Outfit
935 plays
2/17/26
73
4
Quick Shower in Nike Dunk High
269 plays
1/28/26
28
1
Tuxedo Trashing: Highlight Reel
1,017 plays
6/28/25
63
9
Sloppy Seconds
776 plays
6/14/25
42
1
Two Quick Pies in Nike Air Force One
650 plays
2/26/25
81
6
Wet Nike Air Force One and Levi's
345 plays
2/12/25
30
3
Soaked Nike Air Force One Flyknit in Bath
323 plays
1/10/25
30
1
Nike Outfit Trashed, Part 3explicit
897 plays
4/16/23
55
4
Nike Outfit Trashed, Part 2
1,214 plays
4/2/23
49
4
Nike Outfit Trashed: Part 1
1,156 plays
3/29/23
65
6
A Well-Deserved Mess: Suit Trashingoff-topic
813 views
10/3/23
71
4
$10.00
Savory Wrecked Suitoff-topic
918 views
9/16/23
52
5
$5.00
Complete Suit Destruction, Part 1: Cake, Pies, and Slimeoff-topic
1,564 views
9/13/23
91
11
$5.00
Gunge Nike Air Force One and Levi'soff-topic
843 views
6/19/22
47
6
$5.00
Cocky Guy Gets Piedoff-topic
758 views
11/3/21
131
13
$5.00
Complete Suit Destruction, Part 2: Shred the Suitoff-topic
408 views
6/29/21
49
6
$5.00
My Site

DressedforMess's Store
A UMD Fetish store
Last Actions
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Profile Wall
sally  5/29/23
do you enjoy cd get wet messy fully suited or uniformedReport
justinlords  6/30/21
1
If you're ever in NYC, I'd love to play Report
SethJamba  6/30/21
1
Congrats on WoTDReport
WildThang  6/10/21
3
Congratulations on WoTDReport
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