There's nothing better than getting dressed up in something pretty only to have it ruined! For as long as I can remember I've loved the idea of getting messy and/or dressing like a woman. (Yes, I'm a crossdresser) My absolute favorite is a pie in the face, but I've tried all kinds of mess. You name it, I've probably had it all over me!

I like pies, cakes, chocolate, maple syrup, milk, cream, eggs, mud, gunge, slime, and cleaning off in all my clothes to get soaking wet.