Obviously Harlott isn't my real name, but I like to feel a bit mysterious. I'm a friend of Mypierogative (Maria), and she suggested I join umd and make a store since I love getting muddy. I was a bit hesitant at first, but then thought "why the hell not?!"

I've almost completed making a studio in my house, and will be offering custom videos by February 1st. Im up for using most substances savory and sweet, but nothing that burns please. I'm all about gettin' naked, although I've never jerked off on camera before, and I don't know if I'm up for it yet. When or if I feel like getting that adventurous I'll update profile! Question, if I use my dick to mix up muffin batter, would you like for me to bake, and mail you the muffins? Serious question.

A little bit about me: I like fishing, tracker pulls, mud, and kayaking, but be warned, while I'm a bit backwoods redneck, I hate symbols of racism!