Ever since discovering sploshing at a...um...ah...young age...Zaruba has always been just a tad bit obsessed with the fetish. A geeky, tea drinking facilities clerk by day and a geeky tea drinking speculative fiction writer/splosh reviewer by night, Zaruba dreams of one day either owning his own sploshing studio, or owning a book cafe, which ever comes first. He has never sploshed before.