Straight Guy Occasional CD Love cream pie fun. Had a partner, but I lost her to cancer a few years ago. Looking for someone in the Philly, PA area for messy fun and hopefully much more. Ladies only please; sorry dudes, guys just don't do it for me. Like to get all dolled all glamorously or very business like and proper. Clean shaven, stockings, heels, big hair, over the top makeup; hang out for awhile drink some wine. Fooling around, acting all sexy. Then splat with a hefty, gooey cream pie in the kisser. Ending up a complete mess, then slip sliding all over each other. Let's take pictures or a video of it; so we can enjoy again and again