I've lurked on UMD for at least 20(?) years, probably longer... I enjoy seeing beautiful women get covered in an assortment of substances, especially pies. I enjoy joining those women in the mess at the same time. I've been working on writing some messy stories and finally started posting the largest of these, Lauren's Story. Most, if not all of the activities that take place in those chapters are what I'm personally into. If you are inclined, take a read and let me know what you think. If you're not inclined, go ahead and WAM me! anyways. I'm looking to get more active and have more messy friends. Thanks!