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Name:

AJ

Location:

North West, UK

Last on:

13 hours ago

Time here:

13 ½ years

Gender:

Male

I prefer:

Males

Followers:

659

UMD Fetish rank:

UMD Fetish ID:

34842

Comments:

60 sent, 747 received

Instagram:

X:

I'm here to:

Chat with friends, find others interested in meeting up, and connect with customers

My likes:

foam, lube, pies, pudding, gel, messy, methylcellulose, shaving cream, chocolate, slime, clay, gunge, mud, custard, water, paint, athletic-wear, formal, fully clothed, pants, tight clothes, shorts, uniforms, and leather

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About Me:

Gay Man who really gets off on getting messy with Natrasol, Wallpaper Paste, TV Style gunge, Custard, Paint, Shaving Foam, and I love Throwing Pies now and then! Not really into food gunge but if you wanna throw a bucket of porridge at me or dump a load of baked beans on me then that's fine

I love getting trashed while wearing Hi-Viz, footie kit, trackies, scally and chav gear, biker gear, or smart clothes.

My ideal sessions involve kissing, messing each other up, wrestling and being sexual with each other. It Has to be a two-way gunge meet, ending in a slimy wank at least

Prefer to meet up with Men age 30-50.

Not into 'Cam' sessions.

I work away from home a lot, so I'm not always online.

Check out my Instagram / X - @messytradieuk.

Tradie Playing With Thick Greasy Gunge

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9 hours ago

6

Adidas Speedos and Wallpaper Paste Wankexplicit

94 plays

Tuesday

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Wet Business Suit Wankexplicit

1,372 plays

7 days ago

78

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Hard Wank In Slimy CK Boxersexplicit

894 plays

7/18/25

83

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Completely Soaked

611 plays

7/17/25

31

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Soapy Shower Wank In Tradie Gearexplicit

508 plays

3/16/25

65

11

Decorator Covered in Paintexplicit

898 plays

12/14/24

67

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Dirty Hi Viz and Wellies Totally Gungedexplicit

878 plays

12/9/24

68

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GymPro Sweat Suit Mega Slime

1,208 plays

9/9/24

81

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2 files

Big Bucket Of Green Gungeexplicit

1,004 plays

7/6/24

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Latest Pay Scenes

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5 Buckets Of Thick Gungeexplicit

250 views

Sunday

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$12.00 40% off!

$7.20

Thick Black Gungeexplicit

1,343 views

8/14/25

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Dirty Hi-Viz and Yellow Wellies Totally Gungedexplicit

1,142 views

12/21/24

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Decorator Gets Covered In Grey Paintexplicit

694 views

12/21/24

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2 files

Black Puffer and Chav Gear Gungedexplicit

932 views

12/21/24

12

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$7.20

Nike Gear Gunged In Pasteexplicit

858 views

9/28/24

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2 files

Hi Viz Porridge Oatmeal Dumpexplicit

1,419 views

8/24/24

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3 files

Rubber Singlet Gunge Slopsexplicit

1,013 views

7/27/24

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3 files

Baked Beans And Gunge in Real Madrid Kitexplicit

1,552 views

7/19/24

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Gunge and Wadersexplicit

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7/13/24

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My Site

Messy Tradie - The Gunge Cellar
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Last Actions

9 hours ago

Added a new video: "Tradie Playing With Thick Greasy Gunge"

14 hours ago

Uploaded 12 new pictures to his photo album, "Greasy Gunge Face"

14 hours ago

Uploaded 10 new pictures to his photo album, "Greasy Gunge Face"

Tuesday

Added a new video: "Adidas Speedos and Wallpaper Paste Wank"

Tuesday

Uploaded 10 new pictures to his photo album, "Black Gunge On Orange Hi Viz & Boxers"

Tuesday

Uploaded 14 new pictures to his photo album, "Black Gunge On Orange Hi Viz & Boxers"

Monday

Commented on the video Slime Test, "Oh WOW!! Incredible Slimy Slime there man!! Seriously HOT

Sunday

Uploaded 11 new pictures to his photo album, "Trashed with 5 Buckets of Gunge"

Sunday

Uploaded 12 new pictures to his photo album, "Trashed with 5 Buckets of Gunge"

Sunday

Uploaded 20 new pictures to his photo album, "Trashed with 5 Buckets of Gunge"

7 days ago

Added a new video: "Wet Business Suit Wank"

12 days ago

Commented on the video Mud Shower with Hivis Workwear, "Wow! Awesome job man! So HOT seeing you getting trashed in your Hi-Viz

8/15/25

Commented on the video Gunged Again--It's Been a While, "Fuck Man! This is such a HOT vid of you. Honestly! Thanks for sharing with us. Me (and 100's of others on here) would love to see more of you getting all gunged up

8/15/25

Uploaded 13 new pictures to his photo album, "Thick Black Gunge"

8/15/25

Uploaded 12 new pictures to his photo album, "Thick Black Gunge"

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shortfoot78 7/19/25

1

More chelsea kit please, you're so hot with !!!!

messytradie 1/1/25

1

HAPPY NEW YEAR

40% OFF ALL SCENES ON MY UMD STORE FOR A WHOLE WEEK!! Have a Messy 2025!!

tsarmina 9/16/24

1

The conga rats are dancing for you again, WOTD!

megapies 9/16/24

1

CONGRATS on WOTD - all hot stuff!

messytradie 9/9/24

4

WOW!! Am completely shocked to discover I've been nominated for "Best Male Performer" in the Messtival Awards!! I didn't even know this was a thing!! If you want to vote for me, and see the other nominations then checkout this link: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScqNFC-rxzveZFEfWSxHeOOfyUsZFBuH8hcqZAFcUgR-CB7FA/viewform?pli=1

tsarmina 8/6/24

1

The conga rats are dancing for you, WOTD!

Gaygunge 5/1/24

4

Mate, you are so fucking hot! Love wanking over you and hope one day you can fuck me in gunge.

messytradie 8/7/22

New Video messy tradie Now Available In My UMD Store!!

megapies 2/5/21

HOT new profile pic and albums: great to see a guy smiling and so revved up!

messytradie 2/5/21

2

NEW PICS and my NEW STORE coming up here on UMD over the next few days! I hope all you messy folks are safe and well

messytradie 5/12/20

6

OMG!! I can't believe I'm THE PIC OF THE DAY!! I had no idea you folks liked me that much!! Thank you for all the Love

norfkbloke 1/9/20

fuk i loved your wallpaper vid. was thinking of fuking u like that lol

harri6000 10/26/18

Perfect!

Gaysamwhite 6/12/16

Great profile update

sloppysimon 3/1/16

Your videos are great Craig I've been on gungelads many times its ace

messytradie 12/29/15

New status: Thanks for making me the Wammer Of The Day folks!

GungeMasterMK 12/29/15

congrats on WOTD

excellent pics and videos! thanks for sharing

MessyBen 12/29/15

Congrats on being WOTD!

gungefan86 4/4/15

I'd love to gunge you someday!

messytradie 4/3/15

New status: Thanks for making me the Wammer Of The Day!!

jonnyk1981 1/27/15

Hey sexy hows tricks xxx

essexcruiser 10/23/14

Excellent Chelsea pics - great way of decorating!! Green gunge great too!!

wetscally 10/22/14

Love the chelsea kit mess. Was you wearing the socks as well lol?

animated 11/15/13

Cool pics. You got anymore of your chelsea kit being trashed?

craighca1 9/26/13

Hiya loving your pics xxx

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since 1/12/12

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