Longtime troll of the UMD, I pop in every once in awhile. I know the old folks, I scoff at most (hence the mock). Be true, and I won't have to drop an aluminum Louisville upside yer cranium. My wife and I mess sporadically (as our clowning alter egos Miffy and Blitz), but we'd love to meet and talk with others in the midwest who share our love of slapstick and mess.