Well, for starters, the full handle is Newton T. Bearwhistle, but it got snipped during one of the UMD upgrades. You have to love it when an improvement fucks something up. I am a pie-in-the-face fan first and foremost. I can appreciate other stuff like slime, but nothing does it for me like a really great pie in the face. I also like cult movies, hardcore punk, fine cuisine, German/Austrian Expressionism, independent radio, and big-chested women, a list of interests that barely scratches the surface, variety being the seasoning of existence and all that.