I enjoy eating out of dumpsters, making out with dead octopii,
maybe a one-time fling with a whale carcass.
I like the ladies young: 500-years-old, 400-years-old, I even dated a 300-year-old clam once.
Sea turtles, lobsters, squid, sea cucumbers: I'm very open-gilled.

I enjoy taking a fine young blobfish out for a romantic evening skinny-dipping in some toilet water, then engage in the exciting activity of scraping barnacles off an old pier, then "accidentally" forgetting/losing my wallet and making her pay for our date.

I can show a lamprey eel a good time.

Thucydides. 410 bc: "The society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting done by fools."

I think I agree with conservatives about the little things and with liberals about the big things.