Hey guys, so it's my birthday today (the 28th) and I just felt like I had to do something. It's not as long or nearly as elaborate as I envisioned or desired, but you only get to blow out those candles once a year, so what the hell....enjoy! I start out smearing some green paint all over my face and a little on my arms to the Happy Birthday song, then I proceed to give myself a nice chocolate shower.