It was a nice, pleasantly warm day, and I decided to dress up fancy for the occasion. Due to the heat, I wanted to cool off in the pond, and thought it would be nice to swim in the nice clothes and tie that I was wearing. I do a quick dive off the pier and swim around amongst the weeds in the pond. I do a duck dive or two, and come out, feeling radiant as the wet pants, shirt, and tie clung to my body.