The waiter was more than happy when the vain suited man asked for pies for dessert. Upon his first delivery, the suited man got a mouthful of cream and crust. The second pie, he was taken aback by the repeated action. The third pie had creamed his suit, covering it in pie splatter. During the fourth one, he merely sat there in a thinking position as he got a chocolate cream pie surprise that, ultimately trashed his suit. Maybe next time, he wouldn't be so vain to the people who bring him food
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