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Rapid Fire for SplattyPants

"They're calling me Splattypants now! Make it stop!"

Added 6/1/25

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In which our hero, Cocky Suit, is the unfortunate victim of an ambush, and relives the nightmarea again and again, while earning a new nickname of "SplattyPants."

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CockySuit Thursday

@Lokke: He reads comments here... enough in favor. and it might happen..I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!....AND STOP CALLING ME SPLATTYPANTS!!!!

CockySuit Thursday

@Lumberjack @ Lokke: I AM NOT POMPUSS!!!!!

IT WAS A DESIGNER MICHAEL KORS SUIT!!!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!!!.EXPENSIVE!!!!!! REAL CLASSY!!!!!.Wait, I AM NOT SPLATTYPANTS!!!!!

Lokke Thursday

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A Walmart Special!!

Lumberjack Thursday

@lokke splattypants would need a new cheap pompous looking suit for starters

Lokke Thursday

Hey Splattypants, how we get your Dom make you recreate this?

CockySuit 6/5/25

@Lokke: (stomps feet): QUIT PICKING ON ME!!!!!

Lokke 6/5/25

Oh no, what will I do? I'd cry into my pillow but all my tears are spent from laughing at your strops

CockySuit 6/5/25

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@Lokke: I'm. Not. Speaking. To you!

Lokke 6/5/25

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Eh up you're right! Francis Ford Copolla rang, wanted to know if he could borrow your wardrobe for the godfather 4 film. See the thing is, you're the only person he knows that still dresses like a yuppy from The 80's on account everyone else left it all behind never to be spoken of again, a bit like the godfather 3

CockySuit 6/5/25

PieSlimeLuvr: "And lokke and i don't really spat. It's more playful banter from me, sorry to disappoint you splattypants." YOU SET ME UP!!!!!!

Lokke 6/5/25

Pay? Don't make me laugh, I wouldn't even pay your dry cleaning bill SloppyPants, you get what you deserve.

CockySuit 6/5/25

@Lokke: !%$#&@(*>%$!*^#!!!!!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!

Though I'm fairly certain most folks here aren't quite as rude as you, and can appreciate style and pinache when they see it.

Lokke 6/5/25

https://umd.net/forums/should-we-give-cockysuits-a-new-name

Lokke 6/5/25

Yes Solattypants. Let's put it to a public vote

CockySuit 6/5/25

@PieSlimeluvr:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO SPLATTYPANTS!!!!

PieSlimeluvr 6/5/25

Splattypants is your name now. It's here to stay. And lokke and i don't really spat. It's more playful banter from me, sorry to disappoint you splattypants

CockySuit 6/5/25

@Lokke: (stomps feet) NO SPLATTYPANTS!!!

Lokke 6/4/25

Well that response isn't very gentleman like now is Old Sport? A well bred man wouldn't lose composure just because he's splatty pants

CockySuit 6/4/25

@PieSlimeluvr and @Lokke: First "HE" is in the room...and b) It's not "SplattyPants" it's "James" or "CockySuit"! and 3) That's blaming the victim!!!! How the EFF do I "dish out" !?!?!?!

I liked it better when you two were spatting.

Lokke 6/4/25

Exactly, if you dish it out, you gotta take what's coming your way.

PieSlimeluvr 6/4/25

@Lokke, true. You'd think if Splatty Pants didn't want his suits ruined he'd stop moaning about being so gullible by getiing into situations such a this

Lokke 6/3/25

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I wouldn't moan about it like he does!

PieSlimeluvr 6/2/25

Now let's see the same thing happen to Lokke, knock him down a peg or two lol

CockySuit 6/1/25

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@Lumberjack: !!!!!!!!! It's JAMES!!!! or even Cocky Suit...NO SPLATTY PANTS!!!! NO SPLATTY PANTS!!!!

Lumberjack 6/1/25

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I'd say you got well and truly worshipped there Splattypants

CockySuit 6/1/25

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@Lokke:

Lokke 6/1/25

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Cockysuit that's the first correct thing you have ever said. You do look like both an idiot and a a-hole. What a plonka!!

CockySuit 6/1/25

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@Allpiedup: I look like an IDIOT!!! an A-HOLE!!!!!!

CockySuit 6/1/25

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@Lumberjack: That I'd be WORSHIPPED for the CLASSY GENTLEMAN I AM!!!!!

Allpiedup 6/1/25

GREAT humiliation!

Lumberjack 6/1/25

What did you expect would happen to a white suit? Fool!

CockySuit 6/1/25

1

@tunasandwich:

CockySuit 6/1/25

1

@Lumberjack: I'M WEARING IT!!!!

Lumberjack 6/1/25

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