For a long time i've been wanting to make one big messy cake, using my clothes and hot body to make it as i could fit more messy stuff inside.
After choosing a tight-fitting swimsuit i lined up all of the ingredients and prepared the pool to catch the mess. I had my friend dump bags of flour, sugar, eggs, oil, syrup and marshmallows over my head so it ran down inside my swimsuit. Then i mixed it up using a rolling pin to make sure it was stuffed all the way down, and let it bake for 20 minutes or so.
After baking the cake was ready, but because it had been inside my swimsuit it got a little bit squashed. It tasted lovely and gooey!