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Name:

John

Location:

UK south East

Last on:

8 hours ago

Time here:

14 years

Gender:

Male

I prefer:

Females

Followers:

15

UMD Fetish ID:

25870

Comments:

829 sent, 34 received

Signature:

Noodle

I'm here to:

Chat with friends, roleplay with others, and find others interested in meeting up

My likes:

food, lotion, peanut butter, beans, fruit, pies, pudding, cake, messy, shaving cream, chocolate, goo, milk, slime, gunge, spaghetti, ice cream, mud, custard, oatmeal

Issues?

About Me:

Mature straight male into messy indoor fun particularly with more mature ladies who enjoy chatting by pm and meeting for both vanilla times and messy games involving roleplay, dressing up and other similar disgraceful behaviour.

I have always enjoyed this kind of activity from a kid, it is nice to be able to live in a world of fun and behaving badly with like minded others - I have a vivid imagination and can find WAM in everyday situations.

One of life's greatest pleasures is being with an attractive funny lady who has made herself immaculate, and slowly together we ruin that between us as we both become a total mess. She ends up more attractive than before we start, we then do what anyone would naturally do if they were in that situation...

Its the forbidden aspect which gets me.

Last Actions

7 days ago

Commented on a photo: "Just asking for it !!!"

9 days ago

Commented on a photo: "Reminds me of 'Tommy' (Film 1975) but I think you knew that !!"

11/11/24

Commented on a photo: "Dinner with you would be fun I suspect !"

11/7/24

Commented on a forum photo: "Yep amazing .........."

11/3/24

Commented on a forum photo: "A lady was dressed like this in my local Aldi, I had the same thought .........."

10/19/24

Commented on a forum photo: "What a lovely Summer dress ............."

10/18/24

Commented on the video Emilia's First Time--Teaser Trailer, "i wasn't expecting that either ......... !!"

10/12/24

Commented on a photo: "Saturday night fun !!!"

9/21/24

Commented on a photo: "Amazing picture ...."

9/12/24

Commented on a forum photo: "That's why its so much fun great picture !"

9/4/24

Commented on a photo: "That's the way to eat a banana !"

9/3/24

Commented on a forum photo: "I love it .........."

8/30/24

Commented on a photo: "Amazing !!"

8/26/24

Commented on a forum photo: "and the Oscar goes to ......"

8/14/24

Commented on a forum photo: "The old ones are often the best ones ......"

11/11/24

Smeared some spaghetti on MessyMilfMelanie's formal outfit

11/11/24

Had his boots filled with mushy peas by MessyMilfMelanie

11/9/24

Splashed around in a huge puddle on a rainy day with Ready2Wam Studio

11/8/24

Started a big supermarket food fight with MessyMilfMelanie

11/8/24

Got lowered into a big vat of warm chocolate pudding by MessyMilfMelanie

friended 7/30/22

MessyMilfMelanie

friended 10/7/23

friended 5/25/19

JD and Messy Andi

friended 2/28/15

friended 4/20/21

friended 12/4/21

friended 4/21/22

friended 6/14/21

friended 4/12/22

Purringkitten21

friended 1/17/20

friended 5/1/24

friended 7/7/19

friended 3/6/24

friended 12/23/13

friended 7/1/13

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Eagleeyed 1/7/24

Thanks for the

much appreciated

MessyMilfMelanie 11/3/23

Thanks for the

s mate

Hikari-Studio-Wam 10/8/23

thanks for all your love

Ready2Wam Studio 9/10/23

Thank you very much for love

FSBillie 5/21/22

Thanks for all the hearts

WildThang 3/27/21

Thanks for the love and comments on our pictures!

lovingmessy4you 2/1/21

thanks for the

a slimy hug!

Freddyblatt 12/29/20

Thanks for loves

lovingmessy4you 12/21/20

thanks for the little hearts on my pictures!!!

noodle 11/29/20

Splosh is now a tag on Fetlife !

lovingmessy4you 11/26/20

heeeyyy appreciated so much your hearts on my photos! thank you!

Wet Live Team 10/9/20

Have a nice wet day!

Whitestar 11/23/19

Thank you for the loves on my SimplyB set, I've just uploaded a set of her at the 'beach'

noodle 8/16/19

Loved the messy ones with Patti and Pam in those days couldn't believe a mature lady would enjoy behaving like this !!

MadelineOasis 8/16/19

Thank you for the kind words! And now I have to ask, you said that you remember the old Oasis Videos and especially your favorite... which one was that? Mine is Kennedy, specifically Scene 1 with just Missy and myself. Missy was, and still is, one of my most wonderful and loving friends.

Whitestar 7/29/19

Thank you for the loves on my photos

noodle 3/8/19

Aldi trifles only �1.49 !!

miakwallace 1/20/19

1

Thank you for the loves on my photos

Whitestar 1/14/19

Thanks for the loves on my photos

GungeMasterUK 5/7/18

Thank you again for the recent photos likes!

GungeMasterUK 1/28/18

1

Thank you for the photo likes!

Whitestar 12/25/17

1

Thanks for the loves and/or comments on the MyPieRogative Christmas posts

TheDon88 1/21/17

Thanks for

ing my photo

Mrs.jurning 10/23/16

Thanks for the warm welcome!! I'am glad you liked the pictures. There wil be more to enjoy......... I hope real soon.

noodle 5/14/16

New status: Loved Petra's green slime dress !!

pieme55 5/2/15

Thank you for accepting my friend request,comments & notices.

noodle 4/3/15

New status: Loved Petras outfits....

muckyduck 3/21/15

Thanks for the FR.. glad you like

Mr Pigg 1/2/15

Spoilt again! Thanks Noodle. X

Mr Pigg 12/2/14

Thanks for the love! X

WAM Photography 11/16/14

Glad you like my photography, thanks for the friend request!

LizRiverModel 2/27/14

What a wonderfully written profile you have! Thank you for reaching out to me...

Mr Pigg 12/1/13

Thanks Noodle. X

Mr Pigg 5/24/13

Yes she is! Thanks for the friend request.

SueMart40 5/24/13

Thanks for the ad, and thanks for the comment, yup, real people, real fun.

custardcouple 5/9/13

Thanks so so much for your comments..please please keep on doing it....I really do appreciate it!!! xx Mrs C

Messygirl 2/15/13

Thank you for friending me

SwitchSheri 2/3/13

Thanks noodle! ~Sheri

Jayce 2/1/13

thank you for the fr!

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