Join us for The Mess Factory's very first live messy show! This show happened in coordination with UMD's 25th Anniversary. In this food fight brawl turned lesbian love fest, the Mess Factory University cheerleaders take on the emo chicks at school when they have a run in at lunch. This was my first time meeting with Larz, Creamy and Daisy and boy did I fall in love. I cannot begin to express how incredible it was to work with each one of them. The adorable Creamy and I star as the Mess Factory University cheerleaders, bright-eyed, bushy-pom-pommed and ready to take on the disgusting specimens that call themselves ladies and belong in the trash. The knockout Larz and Daisy star as the emo chicks, ready to show the cheerleaders exactly how their dark demeanor and red Chucks can kick some sweet, cheerleader ass. And so the trash talking beginsthe emo chicks are hanging out in their typical lunch spot, talking about how pissed they are about all the "school spirit" and ridiculous bright colors they have to look at all day at school (including the chewed-up-bubble-gum-care-bear-cheerleaders) when the high-spirited Mfu cheerleaders show up to what they claim is their turf.

I shove a huge pie right into Larz's face to start off the massive food fight. Us cheerleaders get creative with their pom-poms and use them to choke, gag and trash the pathetic looking emo girls with mess who knew pom-poms could make such amazing messy paintbrushes and paddles? Now that's what school spirit is all about! The enemies fight it out with surprise pies to the face, ass, chest gallons and gallons of mess are mushed all over and into each other's outfits as the rivals continue to find all of the creative ways that they can humiliate their competitors. If you're into heavy breathing, takedowns and girl fights, you're going to love this one. The girls wrestle, slap, spank and tickle each other, sit on each other's faces, wedgie each other so hard they get lifted off of the ground, forcibly rip each other's clothes off. It's impossible to count the amount of mess hits/pours in this absolute messy mayhem of a catfight. We used over 50 pies, 5 5-gallon buckets of custard and gunge, along with tons of gallons and tubs of syrup, mayo, frosting and more. Daisy and Larz challenge Creamy and I to make out as they poured an entire bucket of custard over our heads and the feuding ladies start to realize that they have something in common they're all getting incredibly turned on by the mess. And so, as any group of messy cheerleaders and emo girls on lunch break at school would do, we all took turns making out with each other, licking mess off of each other, and admitting our secret crushes on each other. We spent the rest of the show seductively sharing and loving the incredible mess on and with each other we give and receive long, sensual messy shampoos and make out sessions, and absolutely love the exhibitionism of everyone watching the action in person.