Frown - real or not real?

When will all this end?

This is the 20 item slop

They want my boxers filled

The smell is awful - it's the sardins

Sent to tank for getting WOTD

Resigned to it.

I know what's coming

Honking and gross

Gross

Boxers filled

When does it end?

Told I looked suave - uh oh

The wanted that changed

Ruined

I don't deserve this

I did look a stud before

Not even half. Hope you're happy, cos I ain't.

Amazon turn up with half your slop

Apparently not

Surely this is the end now?

They lynched him before he went

Nope, the captain had one last surprise

Hoody and shorts on ready to go home

Cold showered. Has the ordeal ended?

The captain lowers him into the trashing position

The lads pants him and put him into the tank

This WAM Bear been told his team mates aren't hap

His fake rugger injury has been discovered