Well, this was a frown turned upside down moment: been wanting to do a plastic panty fill for a while now. What I thought I was getting was a diaper cover was instead actual plastic panties, and from China to boot, meaning a ch (wait, that's Switzerland) a chinese small is a US xtra small >< and, salt on wound effect, I poke a hole trying to pull one over my sad flabby hips. *sigh*

Since I now can't return them, was time to eff them up: prepared a triple portion of porridge, added cherry pie filling and that (properly cooled; those in the know will know heh) was tipped into the back, and a whole bottle of maple syrup down the front. The usual squelch and smear, no nsfw ending (hahaha) It felt excellent.