Fellow UMD patreon Wren asked if I could take a pair of white satin panties, put them on backwards, soak them with olive oil then pour in a combination of baked beans and condensed milk, spank it until I cum, then rub the panty mess over my body. I hit all the bullet points but *probably* not quite what (s)he wanted, but it was my first time *blush* for all this, so there is room for improvement. Apple *sucks* so I couldn't upload the whole vid in one go, so it is broken up into three parts. First part is the panty reveal and olive oil soak (that stuff's a great wank aid!)