Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the most mind-boggling game show ever created--Who Wams to be a Millionaire?!

Today's audacious contestant is none other than Ari, who is absolutely convinced that she possesses the superhuman abilities required to conquer this seemingly unwinnable challenge.

Brace yourselves, my friends, because, on this show, it's not just about the cash. Nope, we've got a special surprise for our players--a delightful shower of vibrant, gooey gunge!

Can you feel the excitement in the air?

I can't help but chuckle at the thought that not a single soul has managed to outsmart us yet. It's like a never-ending parade of gunged guests! [sarcastic gasp]

Surely Ari will be our first lucky winner, right? Oh, the suspense is killing me!

Let's watch and see how she fares against the impossible odds.