A strange wanderer, blindly following his own path through life and then finding parts of the world that would look better covered in whipped cream and helping them solve their problem.

What I am into: Pies. Sweet stuff. Gunge. Maybe a little shaving foam where appropriate.
What I am not into: Savoury. Eggs. Men (sorry guys).

Have recently really come into my own as a WAM dominant. Though I will take mess if that's what my partner requires, I'm in my element teaching disobedient brats and subs aiming to please me to respect my skills with a pie or twenty.

Always happy to chat to folks, so feel free to drop me a message and I'll try to get back to you.