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My collection of photos to wank over. Rules 1. Love and comment "done" after 2. Never send me photos or details For those participating I will message one of you every so often with instructions x ONLY click on Love if you've done it!
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249 pics

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200. Total pickle humiliation 😍 x
8 hours ago

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198. Smelling of onion and humiliated 🤎 x
Tuesday

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197. Pickle sliding down x
Tuesday

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Who wants wanking instructions? Comment in x
Tuesday

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196. Salad cream total humiliation x
Monday

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195. Humiliated clown x
Monday

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194. Total salad cream coverage 😋 x
Monday

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193. Getting every drop of pickle
Monday

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192. Brown sauce
Monday

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191. TEASER one final humiliation x
Monday

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190. More TEASERS pickle annihilation 🤎 x
Monday

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189. Complete humiliation
Monday

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188. Salad cream clown x
Sunday

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187. New tuna and sweetcorn topping x
Sunday

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186. In a pickle x
Sunday

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Covered in brown sauce topped with Pickle x
Sunday

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Who wants to see this head as a smelly blob?
Sunday

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Best topper after brown sauce x
Sunday

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Total head coverage + tuna sweetcorn topping x
Sunday

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Sunday

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185. After salad cream comes ketchup 😋 x
Sunday

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184. After 4 large bottles of ketchup 😍 x
Saturday

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182. Branston Pickle on brown sauce 😍 x
Saturday

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181. Salad cream topped with egg salad 🥗 x
Saturday

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Coming tonight. Salad cream x
Saturday

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More of this tonight extreme coverage x
Saturday

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Coming this weekend, will you be? 😉 x
6 days ago

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I've got this. Just add loads of ketchup 😋
7 days ago

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Who wants to see this with a ball gag? x
7 days ago

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Who wants to see me gunged wearing this?
7 days ago

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180. All clean again 😉 x
7 days ago

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179. Wet, I was soaked through! x
7 days ago

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178. Salad cream and dough x
8 days ago

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177. Add 10 bottles of cheap salad cream
8 days ago

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177. Another direct hit 🎯 x
8 days ago

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176. Whose been a naughty boy?
8 days ago

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175. That stinks!
8 days ago

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174. Baker in need of a dough covering x
9 days ago

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173. With added Branston Pickle x
9 days ago

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172. Dough covered with HP sauce x
9 days ago

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171. A vinegary ketchup covering 😋 x
11 days ago

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Four bottles purchased today for the weekend
11 days ago

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How many of these to cover my head down to my tits
11 days ago

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Who wants wanking instructions?
11 days ago

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170. Complete humiliation x
11 days ago

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170. Dumb bitch humiliated with ketchup 😒
11 days ago

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170. Lovely salad cream facial 😋 x
11 days ago

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169. Peter totally plastered x
12 days ago

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168. Who loves my new look? x
12 days ago

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167. Getting a pickle head 😋
12 days ago

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166. Lovely doughy pie hit 😋 x
18 days ago

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Free wanking instructions for 24 hours
19 days ago

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165. How to make me horny 😉 x
19 days ago

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164. I've "bean" gunged
19 days ago

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163. Multiple cleavage coverage
20 days ago

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162. Double self-pie x
20 days ago

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162. Which look do you prefer?
21 days ago

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161. Who'd mess up my pretty head? 😍
22 days ago

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160. One way to shut me up! x
22 days ago

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159. Patsy Pickle head. Stinky bitch 😂
22 days ago

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158. How stupid do I look! x
22 days ago

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157. This girl loves humiliation x
22 days ago

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156. Salad cream head and tits x
22 days ago

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155. Brown sauce head and tits x
22 days ago

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154. Ketchup covered head and tits 😋
23 days ago

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153. A lovely smelly Pickle hair style 😍
23 days ago

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152. A second before I took my first UMD pie
23 days ago

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151. Can't wait to be plastered
23 days ago

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150. Direct hit on the clown 🤡
23 days ago

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149. I so want this in my face
24 days ago

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148. Patsy made to look like a dessert 🍨
24 days ago

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147. A direct hit on the French Maid! x
24 days ago

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146. Me humiliated with sweet stuff x
24 days ago

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145. Another brown sauce facial
24 days ago

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144. Covering my tits in cold custard
24 days ago

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143. Brown sauce cleavage
24 days ago

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142. My head covered in pickle. Give me a done x
25 days ago

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141. Me totally covered how I like it x
25 days ago

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140. Dough pie, laced with brown sauce
25 days ago

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139. Could I be any more humiliated?
25 days ago

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138. Humiliated, stinky woman needs a done
25 days ago

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More photos to come x
25 days ago

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Free wanking instructions. Today only.
25 days ago

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136. Self-pie. Double variety
25 days ago

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135. Having my cap filled with custard
25 days ago

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134. The perfectly delivered sandwich
26 days ago

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133. Full ketchup facial 😋
26 days ago

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132. Having my knickers filled
26 days ago

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131. Having my head pushed up for more stench
26 days ago

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130. Ketchup on red hair 😋
26 days ago

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129. Baked bean foot smash
26 days ago

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128. I love being a pie target 😋
26 days ago

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127. I'm in a pickle 🙃
26 days ago

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126. I think I look creamed
26 days ago

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125. Stinky Goddess
26 days ago

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124. Who wants to see me coated in salad cream aga
27 days ago

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122. I love to stink of salad cream
27 days ago

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121. Five layers of stink = wet knickers
27 days ago

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120. Patsy in a Pickle
27 days ago

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119. Patsy's Pie sandwich 🥪
27 days ago

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118. Wank over me covered in brown sauce x
27 days ago

8
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117. Ketchup on the clown
27 days ago

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116. Stinky clown humiliated
29 days ago

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115. Stupid looking, stinky clown 🤡
29 days ago

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115. Tits and a pie 🥧 😋
10/22/24

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10/22/24

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113. Female in need of smelly humiliation x
10/22/24

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112. Give this stinky bitch a load
10/22/24

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111 Wank over me covered in stinky ketchup
10/22/24

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110. Salad Cream head
9/15/24

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109. Patsy The Pastry Clown
9/12/24

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108. Ketchup tits
9/12/24

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107. Patsy Pie Target x
9/8/24

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106. Who wants these? x
9/8/24

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105. Patsy The Clown x
9/4/24

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104 I love ketchup 😋 x
8/26/24

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Picklehead stinky clown collecting wanks
8/25/24

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103. Lovely stinky Brown combination 🤢 x
8/25/24

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102. Total head coverage of brown sauce 🤢
8/25/24

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Clown giving free instructions
8/22/24

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101. Salad Cream special x
8/22/24

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100. Ketchup covering. Comment "done" x
8/20/24

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99. Five bottles of cheap salad cream x
8/20/24

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98. Brown sauce. Comment "done" 🤢 x
8/20/24

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97. More pickle for Patsy x
8/20/24

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Stinky bitch offering wanking instructions
8/19/24

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96. Wearing a Branston Pickle hat x
8/19/24

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96. Cover my head! x
8/18/24

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95. Brown sauce. Comment "done"
8/18/24

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Who needs wanking instructions? x
8/18/24

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Donate to see the full photo x
8/18/24

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94. Ketchup head. Tip to see new stuff x
8/18/24

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Who wants to see new pics?
8/18/24

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Patsy's coming out to play tonight x
8/16/24

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93. Comment "done" x
8/16/24

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New colour to mess up. In store soon x
8/15/24

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92. Before and after x
8/15/24

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91. Give me a "done"
8/15/24

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Help keep The Wank Bank free x
8/14/24

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90. Cream pied clown. Comment "done" x
8/14/24

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89. Patsy in a pickle x
8/14/24

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88. How I love to look and smell x
8/14/24

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Who wants wanking instructions sent to them today?
8/14/24

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This head plastered today or tomorrow x
8/13/24

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87. Dough and ketchup x
8/13/24

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86. Full length ketchup covering x
8/13/24

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85. Dough pie, laced with brown sauce x
8/13/24

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84. Get it on target, with a "done"
8/13/24

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83. Ketchup Queen
8/13/24

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New colour. Just add brown sauce x
8/11/24

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82. UHD photo total coverage x
8/10/24

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81. Before and after. Comment "done" x
8/10/24

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Who wants to see this head covered in Salad Cream?
8/10/24

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Stay blonde, or go brown? x
8/10/24

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80. I love a ketchup facial. Comment "done" x
8/10/24

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79. Patsy loves her head covered in salad cream x
8/10/24

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78. I need 10 bottles of salad cream again x
8/10/24

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What mess should the twins get next time? x
8/10/24

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77. Custard boobies. Comment "done" x
8/10/24

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76. Comment "done" if you wish it was you! x
8/9/24

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75. Make me stink of vinegar x
8/9/24

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74. Clown's face available for pies x
8/9/24

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73. Just tell me when "done" wankers x
8/9/24

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72. Salad cream and Pickle. Give me a "done" x
8/9/24

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Calling all wankers!
8/9/24

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71. Let me have it! x
8/9/24

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Who wants me to give one back? x
8/9/24

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70. Direct dough pie hit x
8/9/24

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69. Comment "done" if you would x
8/9/24

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Who wants wanking instructions sent to them?
8/9/24

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68. Patsy The Pie Target x
8/9/24

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67. Patsy Salad Cream Queen x
8/9/24

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66. You know what to do! x
8/9/24

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65. Total salad cream coverage x
8/8/24

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64. More Patsy trifle. Wankterrific x
8/8/24

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63. Smoking Smelly Humiliated Clown x
8/8/24

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62. Salad cream for The Air Stewardess x
8/8/24

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61. You know what to do! x
8/8/24

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60 I think I deserve you naughty boys to wank over
8/7/24

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59. More dough pies. Comment "done" after x
8/7/24

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58. I looked and smelt great x
8/7/24

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57. Salad cream on ketchup x
8/7/24

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56. Branston Pickle collection x
8/7/24

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55. Who can add to my mess? Comment "done" x
8/6/24

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54. Is there anyone there? x
8/6/24

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53. Ketchup clown. Comment "done" for me x
8/6/24

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52. My no skin or hair humiliation x
8/6/24

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52. Get it on target boys. Give me a "done" x
8/6/24

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51. Spot the difference x
8/6/24

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50. Give me a "done". I stank! x
8/6/24

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This is my favourite photo of me x
8/6/24

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48. My pretty face plastered in dough x
8/6/24

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Thanks for the tips x
8/6/24

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47. The best wanking material for you x
8/6/24

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46. Patsy Pickle needs your "done" comments x
8/6/24

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Who wants me to give one back? x
8/5/24

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45. Patsy Picklehead wants your "done" comments x
8/5/24

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44. Stinky pie. Comment "done" x
8/5/24

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43. Dough face x
8/5/24

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42. Me totally destroyed and humiliated x
8/5/24

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41. Salad Cream clown statue x
8/5/24

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40. Add your load to my salad cream one x
8/5/24

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39. You know what to do! x
8/5/24

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Who needs some wanking instructions? x
8/5/24

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38. Have some Patsy trifle x
8/5/24

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37. Give this stinky salad creamed clown a "done"
8/5/24

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36. Who likes this? Give me a "done"
8/5/24

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35. Give me what I deserve! x
8/5/24

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34. Brown sauce on your sausage x
8/5/24

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33. Comment "done". Show your appreciation x
8/4/24

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32. Stinking Monster. Comment "done" x
8/4/24

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31. Five loves and "done" comments for more x
8/4/24

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30. Nice wanking material for you x
8/4/24

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29. Surely I deserve loads of "done" comments x
8/4/24

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28. Comment "done" when finished x
8/4/24

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27. I'm covered in dough, salad cream and pickle
8/4/24

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26. Open mouthed clown. Comment "done"
8/4/24

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25. Humiliated clown 🤡 comment "done" x
8/4/24

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24. Don't forget to tip x
8/4/24

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23. Patsy The Baker. Let me know when done x
8/4/24

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22. Humiliation special x
8/4/24

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21. You know what to do! x
8/4/24

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20. Hit the target boys! x
8/4/24

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19. Someone's in a pickle x
8/4/24

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18. Wank over this stinking clown! x
8/4/24

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Help keep the free content coming x
8/4/24

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Who wants special wanking instructions? x
8/4/24

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Come on girls and boys, you know the rules! x
8/4/24

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Hit the target boys! Comment "done" x
8/4/24

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17. Silly clown. Comment "done"
8/4/24

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16. Ketchup clown. Comment "done"
8/4/24

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15. Comment "done" x
8/4/24

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14. Salad cream gunging. Comment "done"
8/4/24

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8/3/24

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12. Hit love and comment "done" when finished x
8/3/24

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Evening all, what's jerking off here then! x
8/3/24

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11. Me as a trifle. Comment "done"
8/3/24

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10. Comment "done" to show your appreciation x
8/3/24

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9. Comment " done " after x
8/3/24
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