PC Patsy Pastry is on patrol, when she is called to a burglary in progress at a supermarket factory.

The burglary sees her arrive and poor Patsy is captured.

She is then subjected to a messy torture.

First comes six whipped cream pies to the face, head and cleavage. Next comes custard to the cleavage and inside her once pristine white blouse, until it runs out the bottom.

She then is made to hold out her police hat as its filled with baked beans. Patsy then is forced to place it on her head, before lifting it up so the contents runs down her head. Then comes six bottles of salad cream, to both shoulders, cleavage, hair, neck and head.

Her hat is then filled with egg mayo, which she again places on her head, before it's lifted to complete the masterpiece.

Patsy just stands there at the end, plastered, but defiant.

PC Pastry is in full clown make-up and Police uniform, with her cleavage on show.