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Added 10/22/22
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Soldier serving as the target for some marksmanship practice (7 pies in the face).
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Comments
gingergungeguy  8/22/23
2
My private's sure as hell standing at attention now!Report
stuji  8/19/23
2
Keep it up soldierReport
slimed89  8/16/23
1
You and that uniform need to Be drenched in green slime!Report
messie3  10/28/22
1
hotttttt! what kind of pies do you use?Report
PieMeLA  10/26/22
3
Humiliated good! Instant hard-on1Report
megapies  10/25/22
2
Camo and pies - hot combo Report
ProfessorFate  10/25/22
1
Holy cow!Report
hit2000in  10/23/22
1
such a naughty boy enjoying his piesReport
SlopOnPop  10/23/22
3
Hot as fuck!Report
jonh387  10/23/22
4
The Army needs more soldiers like you!Report
Wolfsbane  10/23/22
3
Next time, show us you taking off your uniform shirt so you're shirtless before you get pied, show off your muscles, flex and show off your back too, getting pies thrown at you all over, including all over your back Report
Jewel of Oregon  10/23/22
2
Some great pies and splats. Love how it stuck to the uniform.Report
mudsoaked  10/22/22
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Good Job!Report
CreamPieBro  10/22/22
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Perfect military stooge!Report
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