I received a message from a visitor in Nyc, intrigued by the idea of "gunge." While he'd dished it out before, he'd never experienced a proper trashing himself as he was a regular "dom." He had brought along his Toronto soccer kit for this trip, and I had an uninitiated Germany soccer kit, so we decided to dive into a messy kickoff to the year.

My visitor tries his hand at turning me into a sloppy mess. His dom side takes over as he bends me over and tries to push my face into a cake. I try to resist but he steps on the back of my head and drives my face in. I accept my fate as my visitor smears cake all over and pours blue, red and green gunge over my head. He sits me down and returns an earlier favor, by pouring gunge over me and down my shorts... before rubbing it all in.