What's better than shoving a cake into yourself? Laying down so many you make a little cake bed to roll around in. I gently get into a kiddie pool full of an assortment of cakes, careful not to let my running shoes get messy just yet. I sit down over a layered creme cake and pick it up in anticipation. Fingers trembling, I set it down, adjust myself slightly, and start shoving as many cakes into me as I can. As they crumbled against my gym clothes, I got the feeling cake alone was a little dry. Of course, that's nothing chocolate cake slime can't fix. I dump the mixture over myself. The thick stringy slime instantly turns my crumbled cakes into a gooey mess. From there, I go wild with baked goods such as pies, tubes of custard, and raspberry syrup. The mess becomes so thick and sticky I even got stuck to the bottom of the pool and struggled to free myself. When I eventually got loose, I stripped my clothes off for my final bucket of cake mix and my last two pies. Completely covered, I allow myself to lose it in the mess.