Oh so you decided to become a mud maid? Well in this business we strive to clean, thrive, and mud dive. Sounds good huh? Your benefits include an all day trip with your trainer and this Lovely maid outfit. Your requirements are:
Being able to keep your head above the mud.
Good swimming skills.
Cardio. Willing to wear a "revealing maid outfit." Yeah we are quite classy in this business. No underwear means low speed high drag. We need you to collect, inspect, and detect the muddiest mud pits around.
Your pay will be (until the job is done)of $800 Jobs usually last anywhere from 6 hour to 7 hours.
You need to be on call any time any place. You need to be comfortable being full covered in mud. (hair, face, in every crack and hole)
Types of materials you'll be working with: Kaolin, river mud, swamplands, peat bogs, tidal mud, clay of various types. Your uniform must be clean when you arrive to the jobsite. (You will be disciplined if you are dirty). You might have to do extra things for the customer. Including submit to the mud hand cuffed and gagged. Anything that you are not comfortable with you can take up with the manager of our shop. (He'll take care of you). Mud maids Inc. (parody) would love to have you on.