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Slopped for Christmas
Santa left me something stickier to remind me what happens to naughty boys.
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Yes, I definitely enjoyed that.
12/28/24

59
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This is exactly why I’m on the naughty list.
12/28/24

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1
There goes the batter.
12/28/24

30
Surely this is the last?
12/28/24

35
2
Release!
12/28/24

24
One more!
12/28/24

49
1
Not what I had envisioned.
12/28/24

29
I may have enjoyed that.
12/28/24

29
Exhale boy.
12/28/24

26
1
But what about the baked goods?
12/28/24

30
And relax. Santa is a happy man.
12/28/24

23
Ah, there is more.
12/28/24

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1
The first drop
12/22/24

39
2
Looking all pristine.. for now
12/22/24

78
2
This is just the beginning.
12/20/24

53
2
Embrace the mess, boy.
12/20/24
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