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Name:

Slapdash Stooge

Last on:

12 hours ago

Time here:

6 years

Gender:

Male

Followers:

212

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UMD Fetish ID:

92111

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Looking for Several Pies in the Face

I'm here to:

Chat with friends, roleplay with others, find others interested in meeting up, and connect with customers

My likes:

shaving cream, pies, videos, pictures, cakes, icing, slime, female, feet, titty fucking, blowjobs, bare feet, head dunking, lap dance, submerge, tickling, batter, cake, and cream pie

Issues?

About Me:

Constantly Monitoring For Reposts OF MY Content. Only other place to find MY content, seen here, is One DA Account that Only consists of MY Content.

Fan of old-school TV-style slapstick.

Nothing is better than a pie in the face! The bigger, messier and creamier the pie the better. The more pies in my face the better, the harder they get thrown or slammed into my face- the better.

Would love to be tied up naked, and given several cream pies in the face plus bare female feet rubbed into my face while my cock gets stroked by soft hands, sucked thoroughly by a warm mouth, or jerked off between a big soft pair of titties.

Clown Nose Pies

67 plays

7/18/24

6

1

Six Pie Barrage

208 plays

7/18/24

3

3 Crumble Crust Cream Pie Destruction

85 plays

7/18/24

4

Pied and Slimed Stooge

245 plays

4/19/24

20

1

Pied Laying Down

137 plays

3/17/24

16

Test Cream Pie Torture

263 plays

11/15/23

17

314 plays

10/20/23

14

Pie Thrown in Stooge's Face

524 plays

10/5/23

34

1

Quick Clown Shaving Cream Pie

148 plays

9/1/23

17

Real Cream Pie in the Face

256 plays

8/4/23

16

1

Latest Pay Scenes

Bare Feet Pies in the Face Wankexplicit

98 views

yesterday

10

$5.00

Pies in the Face + Tickle Feet

66 views

yesterday

10

$5.00

Original Pies in the Face + Tickle Feet Experiment

52 views

yesterday

1

$3.00

Colorful Pie in the Face Wankexplicit

70 views

yesterday

3

$3.00

Quick Clown Pie Covered Wankexplicit

58 views

Wednesday

1

$3.00

Pied and Suckedexplicit

327 views

13 days ago

4

$5.00

Crust Cream Pie Wankingexplicit

105 views

16 days ago

5

$3.00

Cream Pies and Wankexplicit

70 views

18 days ago

9

$5.00

Edging Pie in the Face Wankexplicit

86 views

18 days ago

14

$3.00

Pie in the Face Montage

381 views

7/6/24

29

4

$5.00

My Site

Slapdash Desserts
A UMD Fetish store

Last Actions

Wednesday

Added a new scene: "Quick Clown Pie Covered Wank"

Wednesday

Added a new video: "Colorful Pie in the Face Wank (NSFW)"

Wednesday

Added a new video: "Original Pies in the Face + Tickle Feet Experiment"

Tuesday

Uploaded 25 new pictures in a forum plug

13 days ago

Uploaded 3 new pictures to his photo album, "NSFW Wam"

13 days ago

Added a new video: "Pied and Sucked (NSFW)"

17 days ago

Added a new video: "Crust Cream Pie Wanking (NSFW)"

17 days ago

Added a new video: "Edging Pie in the Face Wank (NSFW)"

17 days ago

Added a new video: "Pies in the Face + Tickled Feet"

18 days ago

Added a new video: "Smashed with Pies W/ Bare Feet (NSFW)"

7/6/24

Added a new video: "Pie in the Face Montage"

7/6/24

Uploaded 7 new pictures to his photo album, "Pie in the Face"

7/6/24

Uploaded 5 new pictures to his photo album, "Pie in the Face"

6/6/24

Uploaded 4 new pictures to his photo album, "NSFW Wam"

6/5/24

Commented on a photo: "I'll take it all PLEASE"

13 days ago

Had a massive pie fight with Brianc_159

16 days ago

Was gunged by GermanGungeGuy in a booth

6/24/24

Had his head turned into a pie sandwich by GermanGungeGuy

6/7/24

Got whipped creamed by GermanGungeGuy

3/21/24

Was gunged by Gungemania in a booth

friended 3/17/24

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friended 7/11/23

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friended 3/17/24

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Slapdash WAM Tuesday

1

Monetizing content due to others reposting my content without my permission. Not naming names....

Slapdash WAM 12 days ago

1

New free upload coming soon, in the meantime- Would love to read some new comments! Don't be shy!

Slapdash WAM 13 days ago

1

(I was thinking of getting a few toys including a set of big soft titties to have a pick between a mouth, a pussy, an asshole, or a set of tits to wrap around my hard cock. I'd be willing to take suggestions on cam, while getting myself messy. Also looking for a suggestion- What type of material would be best to stretch into a flat surface that I can use to polish the swollen mushroom head of my cock in order to try out some wild overstimulation? I'm imagining a post orgasm mushroom tip polishing when it's extra sensitive to make myself howl with pleasure.)

Slapdash WAM 13 days ago

1

Look out for my next store scene: After some pies in the face, The Stooge uses a see through stroking sleeve with a mouth on it to play with his cock, whimpering and moaning the whole time. First giving his mushroom tip a kiss, then sliding the mouth over the length of his cock, before finally figuring out how to reduce the airflow and create a sucking sensation. He spoils his cock with the toy that makes sloppy noises or slurping sounds depending how he uses it. Moaning and gasping, he's left trembling in pleasure. Finally, he rubs the sensitive sweet spot of his cock to end it.

Slapdash WAM 17 days ago

1

Please consider tipping- I can only re-release old videos that used to be for sale for free, so any content I'd like to sell has to be newly filmed content and I'm not doing so well on the budget right now. DM me if you like to help out, send a tip, or purchase what videos I have available for purchase- I'm ready to shoot some more messy scenes!

Slapdash WAM 7/17/24

1

Recovering from Hurricane Beryl, new content will be coming in time. Need new laptop. Still figuring sell videos and free ones- Tips are always welcome.

GermanGungeGuy 6/24/24

1

Love your content. That is exactly what I also need

Slapdash WAM 6/1/24

1

QUICK UPDATE: Wasn't doing good for a day or two, will try to respond to what I can- hope everyone the best as always.

Slapdash WAM 5/27/24

1

Really hate bad panic attacks- Going to try and schedule to meet someone I can talk to.

Slapdash WAM 4/24/24

2

I'm getting to a point where I want to wear a shirt saying "PIE ME IN THE FACE?" in as many public places as I can, just on the off chance it gets the desired result somehow. I wouldn't expect to randomly get hit, as fun as that would be, but maybe approached by someone who always wanted to pie someone.

Slapdash WAM 4/24/24

1

I'd like to go to a convention, Ren-fest, concert- Any gathering where I could set up a table/booth where anyone can come up and pie me in the face. Or, if I can walk around a festival for people to stop me if they want to pie me in the face with one I provide, or they happen to have. I feel like the "Camping Over" open to everyone, takes place at dark, goes until morning, and is part of Ren Fest- Would be the best place to sit at my campsite, set up a sign, and just let people know that I'd be willing to let them pie me in the face, as much as they want, for free. DM me ways I could get st...

pieguypaul 1/14/24

1

Has anyone tried mixing cornstarch with shaving cream?? I was also wondering how to improve the texture for pieings.

Slapdash WAM 12/31/23

Over next year, I will be phasing out any NSFW videos as I can produce more videos with a friend. I'll announce when a video is about to be taken from the store. Once they've been taken down here, I'll still be open to finding another way to share/sell the videos in a way that's less public.

Slapdash WAM 12/26/23

1

Will be finding out from my friend soon if she'd be open to filming a scene hitting me with multiple pies different ways. Will probably have different types of pies that can be thrown or smashed. I'd like to try and get her to let go and throw pie in an almost rough way. My goal is to do scenes taking more pies, messier pies, thrown harder.

Slapdash WAM 12/26/23

1

I've known of multiple people who dislike pies in the face to the point of not wanting to even hear about or discuss the subject in any way. ??? It shouldn't bother me but it does. I look at all types of content, although not all is kind I'd look for specifically. I feel like a closed mind is the last thing you want to have with a WAM fetish. I will be making more coed videos with my friend and she wants to try a variety of things, if only to see what's successful/fun.

Slapdash WAM 12/25/23

One thing I could do is get six packs of mini graham cracker crusts and smaller foam/paper plates. I know it works and I can mix it up between those, regular sized pie crusts and then oversized pies.

Slapdash WAM 12/25/23

Trying to figure out best quick crust, and how to make shaving cream easier to throw like real cream. Going to get some soap making colored dyes that are skin safe to make multicolored pies. I've tried broken up crackers, which are alright sometimes- Thinking of trying actual graham crackers or graham cracker crumbs. I'm familiar with working with gingerbread but not making it. I'm thinking learning how to make homemade pie crusts may be the way to go.

Slapdash WAM 12/24/23

Doing Christmas in January because we're legit broke. Tomorrow, putting up latest clown video for sale, as I have to make at least $50 to earn something and it's been about a month and a half. Do check the store, as when something leaves the store there's a good chance it's not coming back- Shooting more videos and situations with my friend has been planned and I'm going to be trying to transition my account to something less about the kink and fetish side. That'll still be there, but will be topped by the situation/mess level.

Slapdash WAM 12/23/23

1

I haven't even seen my friend who likes to pie me for videos. She was willing to get clowned up, and also try a pie in the face in addition to several scenarios where I finally won't have to pie myself. She was also open to the idea of using her bare feet to smear the pie into my face. She's been busy trying to make ends meet, and Christmas doesn't help. We're both flat broke, which sucks because if we had free time not trying to get by, we could hang out and actually make the videos that I think would be really popular.

Jewel of Oregon 12/23/23

1

Try cornstarch. Used it with cool whip once upon a time for good stability

Slapdash WAM 12/23/23

I figure for a "clownish" amount of pies I should try emptying shaving cream into a bucket and just adding enough water. What can I add to give it weight like real cream?

Slapdash WAM 12/23/23

Be sure to enjoy my entire collection of videos, if only to let ME know what to do MORE of. What do you want to see again, differently or done bigger?

Slapdash WAM 12/20/23

1

Message me about what kind of scene you'd be willing to pay for- Not going to be having much of a Christmas this year, so I'm looking for all the help I can find.

Slapdash WAM 12/16/23

1

Looking for 1-2 people to make a voiceover for a video I'm about to make. I'll be making the first cut with my own audio, and I would want you to do your own commentary of me getting messy and humiliated as it only adds to the fun when someone else is laughing at me getting messy.

Slapdash WAM 11/16/23

Any compliments or things to pass onto my female colleague would enhance her enthusiasm. I'm doing what I can, but if any of you would like to gas her up as far as being able to tell her people would like to see her.

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Slapdash WAM 11/16/23

2

GREAT NEWS! The girl who's had fun giving me pies in the face for several of my videos and I have discussed what we'd like to do next and we came up with six new scenes, and a few of which where SHE will be getting some pies in the face. Several pie sketches, tons of pies in the face, some slime and her feet smearing pie into my face OR being tickled while she gets pies in the face.

Slapdash WAM 10/6/23

2

Friend from the videos has eagerly accepted the offer to smash 3 pies in my face the next time we meet.

Slapdash WAM 8/4/23

3

Biggest Idea for Upcoming Scenes - Experimental Pies In addition to traditional shaving cream and graham cracker crusts- I'm going to try experimenting with different ingredients and materials. This will allow for multiple scenes of me taking multiples pies, only now it'll be different types of pies to add variety.

Slapdash WAM 8/4/23

1

LOOKING FOR IDEAS - Shooting multiple scenes soon, and I'd like to get the most out of a day alone. You can help me out by DMing me pics or videos from here on UMD as either an idea recommendation OR a request for me to try and recreate a pre-existing mess. There are plenty of Messy Scenarios here on UMD I'd love to try myself. Original Ideas: - Clown Baker Tests More Pies (All different types, shaving cream, pudding, frosting, whipped cream, cake batter and etc) - Clown VS 30 Simple Cream Pies - Baker gets Destroyed by Cake - 4 Pies and 2 Buckets of Slime - Something involving a costume- Le...

Chocoman 7/16/23

3

Congrats on Wammer of the Day!

Slapdash WAM 7/11/23

If you'd like to give me something messy to do, and follow instruction: I currently have limited resources, so if you have something you'd like for me to try, leave a comment that I can reply to so we can DM and figure out what I would be capable of getting done. Trust me, I've been WANTING to make myself a giant mess.

Slaps 12/2/22

1

Awesome job with your Halloween Clown Pictures!!

horslvr 8/9/19

1

nice profile

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