A hot mess hellbent on making as many messes as I can. I love all kinds of mess. I adore being buried under condiments just as much as I enjoy a classic pie to the face. Just depends on my mood. I've adored sploshing for so long that it has always been my dream to make content. Heck, I would go to bed dreaming of being a model who gets to make these giant messes. Now here we are