I had to make a new profile so here is my updated and revised version of my previous profile.
I am a married male in my later 30s living in the more adventurous parts of the Usa. I've been creeping around the umd.net messy forums for 20 years. Im really into women getting green/other colors of slime poured right on top of there heads. When a woman says "I don't know?" I'm actually disappointed that green slime didn't just come out of the heavens and shower them. My wife and I have made a few videos and pics our selves but I'm too shy to post. She isnt. She is soooo hot. She also gets slimed aND pied just the way I want her to. Every now and then she suprises me by dumping pudding or cake mix slime on my head when I step in the shower. I prefer it done to women but there's something definitely arousing when she slimes me or a woman gets a man. I've been interested in slimed women for as long as I can remember. I blame the mind control programs like mk-ultra encoded messages on 80s and 90s slime loving tv networks. Mostly ykcdtotv. Just kidding Kinda. Really there's nothing wrong with wam. Who wouldn't want to slime somebody or be slimed to get messy in certain instances. Its exciting and funny, at least in a comical way. I'm attracted to Beautiful adult women and I want to see them covered with colors!
The confidence they have getting messy really speaks to me. It can be humiliating but nothing a well adjusted adult can't deal with so it's safe for the most part. I hit the weights extra hard just to make sure I can be the best slimer or slime victim I can be.
So as far as me creeping for 20 years. I'm sorry. I am a man. I am busy, exhausted, crazy, and married. I didn't have the ability to buy all the videos I wanted and I think I might be terrible at socializing. I isolate and don't have a lot of interests in the computer that occupy my time other than umd.net.
For the most part over the years I have enjoyed and was very impressed by the community posts and comments. They are good writers, respectful, interesting, playful, supportive and for the most part seem safe. There's not that many of us and one community site that's been around basically forever now. I wish i had gotten more involved before but it just wasn't the time. I haven't seen much for signs of child predators or seriously fucked up individuals and that makes me feel proud of our community. So some people like weird shit but for the most part they are good people and don't want to anybody to get hurt. I got love for wet and messy Enthusiast and umd.net
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I am a married male in my later 30s living in the more adventurous parts of the Usa. I've been creeping around the umd.net messy forums for 20 years. Im really into women getting green/other colors of slime poured right on top of there heads. When a woman says "I don't know?" I'm actually disappointed that green slime didn't just come out of the heavens and shower them. My wife and I have made a few videos and pics our selves but I'm too shy to post. She isnt. She is soooo hot. She also gets slimed aND pied just the way I want her to. Every now and then she suprises me by dumping pudding or cake mix slime on my head when I step in the shower. I prefer it done to women but there's something definitely arousing when she slimes me or a woman gets a man. I've been interested in slimed women for as long as I can remember. I blame the mind control programs like mk-ultra encoded messages on 80s and 90s slime loving tv networks. Mostly ykcdtotv. Just kidding Kinda. Really there's nothing wrong with wam. Who wouldn't want to slime somebody or be slimed to get messy in certain instances. Its exciting and funny, at least in a comical way. I'm attracted to Beautiful adult women and I want to see them covered with colors!
The confidence they have getting messy really speaks to me. It can be humiliating but nothing a well adjusted adult can't deal with so it's safe for the most part. I hit the weights extra hard just to make sure I can be the best slimer or slime victim I can be.
So as far as me creeping for 20 years. I'm sorry. I am a man. I am busy, exhausted, crazy, and married. I didn't have the ability to buy all the videos I wanted and I think I might be terrible at socializing. I isolate and don't have a lot of interests in the computer that occupy my time other than umd.net.
For the most part over the years I have enjoyed and was very impressed by the community posts and comments. They are good writers, respectful, interesting, playful, supportive and for the most part seem safe. There's not that many of us and one community site that's been around basically forever now. I wish i had gotten more involved before but it just wasn't the time. I haven't seen much for signs of child predators or seriously fucked up individuals and that makes me feel proud of our community. So some people like weird shit but for the most part they are good people and don't want to anybody to get hurt. I got love for wet and messy Enthusiast and umd.net