18 pies launched at me by my IoT pie catapult, followed by xtra thick pink slime dumped by my IoT slime tank, all triggered by my frenemies over the internet while livestreaming to them.

The first 4 pies were known to be cream. The next 14 pies were randomly sequenced using a random number generator when laid out in order on the table to be loaded onto the catapult. Those 14 pies were compromised two each of cream-only, blueberry-filled, cherry-filled, pumpkin-filled, chocolate-filled, caramel-filled, and mincemeat-filled. Pink slime on top as the finale.

I only use proper heavy whipping cream in my pies--if it's worth doing then it's worth doing correctly. I think the result speaks for itself.