Virgin wammer and would love to be obliterated with shaving foam pies by someone in the london/surrey area.


I am a 33 year old guy from Surrey with a huge fetish for foam pies and my custard pie fetish has always been a secret and have always wanted to be pied by someone (especially clowns).

I recently found UMD and on my life bucket list is to have my first ever custard pie and pie sandwich.

My dream come true would be to be covered with dozens of shaving foam pies and buckets of custard and gunge poured over me.

Happy to chat, meet up, roleplay pie scenarios.