Middle aged straight guy but I can still appreciate a decent cock when I see one. The fetish overcomes gender lines somehow. Regardless of sexual orientation, everyone loves a good messy blow job. I came here originally for the muddy lasses but stayed for the custard coated cross dressers.

I'm an ex-grammar school boy who first learned to love mud head first in the churned up sludge of the rugby pitch. Couldn't play to save my life though. These days I'm more likely to indulge in festival mud - altogether much more civilized when you can enjoy a beer before or after a mud bath (or even during if you have a steady hand)

I've got fairly conservative tastes in splosh I guess - custard pies and shaving foam are fun and relatively easy to clean up. Good for a quick session. I'm a lazy sod at heart and that deters me from anything that's not spontaneous.

Relatively new member but have been following online WAM since the early days of the internet, when I stumbled across dear old Rob Blane's site and realized I wasn't alone or a freak. Thank Jah the download speeds have improved in the last 20 years.