Comments on content by Gurph Morlicks

"You say there's someone sneaking up behind me?"

theoldmanandthepiePhoto27 days agoreport

"I knew that I would love pieing you."

theoldmanandthepiePhoto27 days agoreport

"One more? Please."

theoldmanandthepiePhoto27 days agoreport

"Look here, mister. You better have a pie for me to throw at you."

theoldmanandthepiePhoto27 days agoreport

"I've teased you long enough."

theoldmanandthepiePhoto28 days agoreport

"She's crazy."

theoldmanandthepiePhoto28 days agoreport

"A liitle higher, please."

theoldmanandthepiePhoto28 days agoreport

(on the left) "I'm about to get messy! Yay!"
(on the right) :blush:

theoldmanandthepiePhoto28 days agoreport

"You're right. That was good technique."

theoldmanandthepiePhoto28 days agoreport

"And here's how you add the finishing touches."

theoldmanandthepiePhoto28 days agoreport

"That the best you got?"

theoldmanandthepiePhoto28 days agoreport

"Take that."

theoldmanandthepiePhoto28 days agoreport

"I might give you these pies, but I won't hand them to you."

theoldmanandthepiePhoto28 days agoreport

"Let me remember--which hand first?"

theoldmanandthepiePhoto28 days agoreport

"Oh no, my mouth is open, Why does pies have to be so funny?"

theoldmanandthepiePhoto28 days agoreport

"Eyes closed? check. Mouth closed? check. Okay, I'm ready."

theoldmanandthepiePhoto28 days agoreport

I love that the girl in the purple dress is about to get collateral damage in addition to her own pie.

theoldmanandthepiePhoto28 days agoreport

"More pies??? Well, I suppose fair is fair."

theoldmanandthepiePhoto28 days agoreport

I need to make a reservation for that restaurant.

theoldmanandthepiePhoto28 days agoreport

Sweet, sweet Charlotte really got it there! I know he's become persona non grata around here but I miss MostWam for sure! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

jusjaknPhoto28 days agoreport

:loveeyes: :loveeyes: fab :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

MrMuckPhoto28 days agoreport

First time I saw this pic from the classic pie sandwich

pieguypaulPhoto29 days agoreport

Dee is my favorite. She wears a Black PVC Vinyl skirt and she is just so adorable and cute that it makes it very Sexy. :-)

ThePieBoyPhoto29 days agoreport

I will never be able to put into words, what it like to be hit in the face with Pies while you are wearing Rubber.

ThePieBoyPhoto29 days agoreport

:loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: love it, wud love 2b in that mess right now ;P ;P ;P

MrMuckPhoto29 days agoreport

:love: wowziers thats epic :loveeyes:

MrMuckPhoto29 days agoreport

what scene is this from

pieman3000Photo29 days agoreport

Source for this one?

WastewatcherPhoto29 days agoreport

"As you can see, my self-pie sandwich is far classier and messier."

theoldmanandthepiePhoto29 days agoreport

"Now it's my turn."

theoldmanandthepiePhoto29 days agoreport

"This was his feeble attempt."

theoldmanandthepiePhoto29 days agoreport

"We're having a contest to see who can give me the better pie sandwich--me or the klutz behind me."

theoldmanandthepiePhoto29 days agoreport

"In case I'm too messy to say it later, thank you."

theoldmanandthepiePhoto29 days agoreport

"My apologies--There they are!"

theoldmanandthepiePhoto29 days agoreport

"I'm beginning not to believe you."

theoldmanandthepiePhoto29 days agoreport

"You say there are two more pies behind me? Oh, goody! I'm still way too clean."

theoldmanandthepiePhoto29 days agoreport

"Yes, please. Rub it in some more."

theoldmanandthepiePhoto29 days agoreport

"Yay! That's where I was hoping they were going."

theoldmanandthepiePhoto29 days agoreport

"I wonder where those are going?"

theoldmanandthepiePhoto29 days agoreport

"Finally--my beauty treatment."

theoldmanandthepiePhoto30 days agoreport

"Yes!"

theoldmanandthepiePhoto30 days agoreport

"I've been so wanting this."

theoldmanandthepiePhoto30 days agoreport

"here goes"

theoldmanandthepiePhoto30 days agoreport

"You know I'm going to get you back for this"

theoldmanandthepiePhoto30 days agoreport

"You're sure you want me to.;"

theoldmanandthepiePhoto30 days agoreport

This video is something else! Of course your PIE BOY loves the PVC outfits, but it's the facial expressions of this particular model that really get my motor running. I love her surprised "O" face and the way she covers her mouth with her hand after delivering a Creamy Cream Pie to her partners face. :D

ThePieBoyPhoto11/1/25report

Oh my goodness! :)

SpinyandFrillyPhoto11/1/25report

8-) :thumbsup: :love:

ThePieBoyPhoto11/1/25report

mmmmmmm...that's a beautiful butt!!

Chuck MPhoto11/1/25report

I hope that splatter catches the bottom of her leg

theoldmanandthepiePhoto10/30/25report

"This is so much fun. I hope we never run out of pies."

theoldmanandthepiePhoto10/30/25report

"I love my new hat."

theoldmanandthepiePhoto10/30/25report

my fav type of sandwich :-P :-P :-P

MrMuckPhoto10/30/25report

I love it when I see collateral "splattage".

theoldmanandthepiePhoto10/30/25report

I hope she does it hard enough to get caught in the back splatter.

theoldmanandthepiePhoto10/30/25report

"It's lunchtime. Here's your sandwich."

theoldmanandthepiePhoto10/30/25report

I think I've seen this sequence on YouTube.

theoldmanandthepiePhoto10/30/25report

(singing) "Double your pleasure, double your fun, with double pie, double pie, double pie, yum!"

theoldmanandthepiePhoto10/30/25report

Ooooo what is the source? I see pretty ladies in leather, I'm in :)

Miss NicolePhoto10/30/25report

Love this and love the way the crust stayed in place

pieface2019Photo10/30/25report

Sexy and beautiful girl with some great pies

pieface2019Photo10/30/25report

lovely pies. ..hope she enjoyed getting the shoved in her face

foampie77Photo10/30/25report

astounding

quietmanPhoto10/28/25report

Amazing :loveeyes:

enzoPhoto10/25/25report

Women really can multi task, two direct hits at once takes real talent :loveeyes: :bahaha:

enzoPhoto10/25/25report

those sweet, lovable eyes!

theoldmanandthepiePhoto10/23/25report

I'm so glad you love my gunged ass ;-)

WetandMessyEllieUser: Gurph Morlicks10/23/25report

Where is this from?

ChocolateCakeFanPhoto10/22/25report

This is

messywam18Photo10/21/25report

:loveeyes: :loveeyes: gorgeous :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

MrMuckPhoto10/21/25report

I don't remember seeing this one... what a hot shot!

wambobPhoto10/21/25report

:loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: thats mega sexy

MrMuckPhoto10/20/25report

:loveeyes: :loveeyes: very hot :love: :love:

MrMuckPhoto10/20/25report

I would love to know the source of this

redPhoto10/20/25report

Me next

heystoopidPhoto10/19/25report

This looks great. What is this from?

higher edPhoto10/19/25report

What is this from?

higher edPhoto10/19/25report

Is there a pic of her covered in the pies?

BigPermPhoto10/19/25report

Epic pieing!

FilledundiesPhoto10/18/25report

which scene is this one from??

burgertownsPhoto10/18/25report

I love these "pied at both ends" pictures. Messygirl's trademark.

LabyrinthPhoto10/18/25report

Now THAT is an anticipation picture.... look at her expression, knowing what's about to happen. That's very attractive.

LabyrinthPhoto10/18/25report

Such a fab pic xx

SmokySharonPhoto10/17/25report

I like to see this photo about 1/2 second into the future to see if the splatter got the girl on the right. That face, that hair, and that dress would look lovely pied.

theoldmanandthepiePhoto10/17/25report

I bookmarked this video as well.

theoldmanandthepiePhoto10/17/25report

I bookmarked the YouTube video. However, I don't know if it is still an active link.

theoldmanandthepiePhoto10/17/25report

Charlotte was an absolute legend

16parkvillaPhoto10/17/25report

I love it when Ellie gets filthy

getemdownPhoto10/9/25report

What the f...

getemdownPhoto10/9/25report

Smack.

getemdownPhoto10/9/25report

Don't laugh too soon. It will be your turn next.

getemdownPhoto10/9/25report

Is there a woman in there somewhere?

getemdownPhoto10/9/25report

I think she is saying...
I can't believe you just did that

getemdownPhoto10/9/25report

Shut your 'cakehole' !!

getemdownPhoto10/9/25report

mmmmmmmm

JennPhoto9/29/25report

Delightful inevitability.

Messy IrinaPhoto9/29/25report

Oh the anticipation

PiesWetPhoto9/28/25report

Great photo

PiesWetPhoto9/28/25report

That's megztd and she's a superstar. Until a few months ago, her UMD store was full of her wonderful messy adventures. They're gone now, but there are still hundreds of wonderful pix and gifs on her profile page. If I could have just one wish for the whole of the UMD, it would be that she came back to us. She's truly amazing.

LifeIsGooPhoto9/27/25report