Beware of the flying sauce-ers!
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clearly pleased with himself
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soggyazPhotowednesdayreport
Bliss..... :thumbsup:
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megapiesPhototuesdayreport
BEAUTIFULLY dressed for the occasion :P
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megapiesPhototuesdayreport
Excellent quick pie, I'd love to look like this, messy and defeated, to elicit lots of laughter at my expense.
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SlimeSublimePhototuesdayreport
I want to use picture like this when I'm out in public, to show people what I'd like them to do to me. I'd like to become as skilled as you seem to be when it comes to being a helpless human pie target.
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SlimeSublimePhototuesdayreport
What a perfect situation to be stuck in, and made powerless with no way of bracing myself for each giant pie that's going to be smashed in my face when I'm not expecting it. Take me by surprise and either smash it in my face with a smearing twist up my face, or aim for my nose and throw it with some real force.
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SlimeSublimePhototuesdayreport
Are those premade pies or do you make them yourself? If so- How do you make them, or at least, what are the ingredients?
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SlimeSublimePhototuesdayreport
Buy one, get one half off... your face.
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Kevmo26LAPhoto: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies8 days agoreport
The Smothered Brothers.
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Kevmo26LAPhoto: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies10 days agoreport
Is there a vegetarian option?
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KenLondonPhoto: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies10 days agoreport
Well here's another fine mess you've got me into
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PeteFforestierPhoto: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies10 days agoreport
Wrong answer! Gets pie
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Mr Slime GuyPhoto: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies10 days agoreport
After he's done pieing us we're gonna find more pies and let him have it!
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wetjeanguyPhoto: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies10 days agoreport
Double your pies, double your fun.
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cfsmud38Photo: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies10 days agoreport
Two for one day at the bakery I see.
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oilslickPhoto: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies10 days agoreport
I don't play favorites here some for you to
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DSlapstickPhoto: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies10 days agoreport
"And so they got caught and just had to take what was coming"
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AdamfunPhoto: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies10 days agoreport
Pieing is always better with friends
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Jewel of OregonPhoto: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies11 days agoreport
Thanks, but mine isn't as good as his....
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megapiesPhoto: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies11 days agoreport
you look great covered in pie!
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piesplatsPhoto11 days agoreport
looks to be a successful play date
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soggyazPhoto11 days agoreport
SOOOOO hot :P
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megapiesPhoto: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies12 days agoreport
Awesome. I need a group pie session soon!
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muscleslopdadPhoto: Greenslimer and me pied by JohnPies12 days agoreport
I guess the deal didnt go thru ;p
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thespyPhoto12 days agoreport
Messy up above; business down below.
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cfsmud38Photo: Another suited session with JohnPies15 days agoreport
Very sexy
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GregoryPhoto16 days agoreport
No swiping your eyes
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Brianc_159Photo: Another suited session with JohnPies16 days agoreport
"Okay, so that's a 'no' on working this weekend."
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Jaysus20Photo: Another suited session with JohnPies16 days agoreport
:loveeyes:
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hunchoPhoto16 days agoreport
:loveeyes:
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hunchoPhoto16 days agoreport
:loveeyes:
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hunchoPhoto16 days agoreport
:loveeyes:
hunchoPhoto16 days agoreport
:loveeyes:
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hunchoPhoto16 days agoreport
:loveeyes:
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hunchoPhoto16 days agoreport
:loveeyes:
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hunchoPhoto: Another suited session with JohnPies16 days agoreport
Piederman!
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megapiesPhoto: Another suited session with JohnPies16 days agoreport
Dressed up to get pied up
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cfoster_812Photo: Another suited session with JohnPies16 days agoreport
Oh... pie I thought you said tie....
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oilslickPhoto: Another suited session with JohnPies16 days agoreport
The best suits are always at Men's Wamhouse.
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Kevmo26LAPhoto: Another suited session with JohnPies17 days agoreport
You got the job!
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Kevmo26LAPhoto: Another suited session with JohnPies17 days agoreport
Pies in your face, your feet in our faces
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Brianc_159Photo17 days agoreport
There's something not right about this identity parade !
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goateepiePhoto: Another suited session with JohnPies17 days agoreport
So much for going to church
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Jewel of OregonPhoto: Another suited session with JohnPies17 days agoreport
Missed me Windsor knot
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NavyPhoto: Another suited session with JohnPies17 days agoreport
"Ceci n'est pas une pomme" !
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megapiesPhoto: Another suited session with JohnPies17 days agoreport
The Pie Perfect 8-D
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megapiesPhoto17 days agoreport
that's my guy - in all his glory
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soggyazPhoto17 days agoreport
lucky guy
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soggyazPhoto17 days agoreport
So so jealous
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Hairypieguy11Photo: Another suited session with JohnPies17 days agoreport
Now that would have been the perfect time to shove a pie down the front of his pants. :hehe: :splosh:
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Bo ShortsPhoto17 days agoreport
i know a great spot for a fourth pie
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messy-in-paVideo: Pi Day 202618 days agoreport
Beaut pies - and pieing!
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megapiesPhoto18 days agoreport
Just brilliant- may be another to the pants!!!
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PaulJ888Video: Pi Day 202618 days agoreport
That smile says it all!
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Hairypieguy11Photo18 days agoreport
and a happy day that is
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soggyazVideo: Pi Day 202618 days agoreport
Already covered or not, I love that third pie in your kisser
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DareMeVideo: Pi Day 202618 days agoreport
Just fabulous as always
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Hairypieguy11Video: Pi Day 202619 days agoreport
may I lick your nips?
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soggyazPhoto20 days agoreport
I will take them both please
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ryan69Photo21 days agoreport
I'd be all over your feet
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Brianc_159Photo21 days agoreport
Outstanding!
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Jaysus20Photo21 days agoreport
Oh yeah!!
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Hairypieguy11Photo21 days agoreport
Still love this photo. It has everything I love about getting all messy.
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MessyCumfortPhoto26 days agoreport
love this humiliation of everyone seeing your embarrassing boxers and a pie in the face. Although id happily let someone do that to me.
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DDGPhoto: Lost bet 1/26/26report
OH MAN.
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JimT777Photo: Lost bet 1/5/26report
Just beautiful.
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JimT777Photo1/5/26report
Can't get enough of this.
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JimT777Photo1/2/26report
Relaxing
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CuriouspaintsPhoto12/16/25report
A second pantsing would have been over the top hot!
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314UPhoto: Lost bet 11/8/25report
Rubber duckies. . .More than one! They make pie time lots of fun. Rubber duckies. . .I'm awfully fond of you. . .
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gingergungeguyPhoto: Lost bet 11/7/25report
Public humiliation? Nah, just foreplay with frosting.
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SF_MuddyPuppyPhoto: Lost bet 11/7/25report
What you call a loss some call a win.
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oilslickPhoto: Lost bet 11/7/25report
You're so ducked!
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cfsmud38Photo: Lost bet 11/7/25report
Show me your underwear, I'll cream pie you everywhere!
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ClancySkirtsPhoto: Lost bet 11/7/25report
Sooooo creamy! 8-D
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PieMeGuyPhoto11/7/25report
Embarrassing underwear contest! Winner gets a pie all to himself
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JoshCakeFacePhoto: Lost bet 11/7/25report
I just moved here and this was from the Welcoming Committee.
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piefootPhoto: Lost bet 11/7/25report
the ten thousandth customer in the supermarket and instead of free groceries I got this cake.
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Mr Slime GuyPhoto: Lost bet 11/7/25report
No guesses as to where the next pie is going
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ForestpiePhoto: Lost bet 11/7/25report
Sure you did.
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Jaysus20Photo: Lost bet 11/7/25report
Hey! You dropped this!
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MasalaPhoto: Lost bet 11/7/25report
Pie pantsing perfection!!
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PaulJ888Photo: Lost bet 11/6/25report
Great pantsing and splat. Now fillerup
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Jewel of OregonPhoto: Lost bet 11/6/25report
:thumbsup:
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ThePieBoyPhoto: Lost bet 11/6/25report
great pics and those socks got me hard just great
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soxyPhoto11/6/25report
Perfect humiliation - were there any passers-by?
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BetaPieBoyPhoto: Lost bet 11/6/25report
Tickle...tickle...tickle... TICKLE! Followed by a, gooey, hard-to-scrape off custard.
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pieticklerPhoto10/27/25report
I guess pieing was discovered before fire ;p
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thespyPhoto10/25/25report
Yabba dabba doo
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Brianc_159Photo10/23/25report
Yabba dabba doo
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Brianc_159Photo10/23/25report
Perfection
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Hairypieguy11Photo10/23/25report
Yaberdaberdoofus!!!
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pie_guy_ukPhoto10/23/25report
Can't get over those barefeet!!!
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TheGreatSplatsbyPhoto10/23/25report
Utterly gorgeous soles
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TheGreatSplatsbyPhoto10/23/25report
Wow
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JBWPhoto10/18/25report
You look absolutely gorgeous in leather and mess
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MessyOtter319Photo10/17/25report
:loveeyes:
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hunchoPhoto10/16/25report
Last time I say GIMME THAT PIE
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balthazarlocksleyPhoto10/15/25report
Breathe in the pie. Breathe out the pie. Allow the pie to enrich your meditation
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theoldmanandthepiePhoto10/15/25report
Namaste
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Hairypieguy11Photo10/15/25report
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