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Custard pied and pantsed - slapstick perfection.
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Wish we could see it from the beginning
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Awesome. Why can't someone do that to me
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Always. Love a good cymbal crash. Or is it a tasty sandwich
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Great session. Got worked over nice. Great splats
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@messy-in-pa then I volunteer to be the referee that tries to rescue you but also gets pulled in and destroyed as the four of us wallow in the slop together.
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Soooo great. Wish it was me sitting there. And wish there was audio to listen to those SPLATS
I feel like I'd need a crew of at least four people. One at the camera, one to destroy me with pies, and two women laughing and mocking me.
i volunteer to be the referee that steps in to "stop" this but gets dragged into the middle and destroyed . . . or i could just watch ;P
I don't know would I like to be receiving or giving the pies here but it looks like you got it well
Excellent quick pie, I'd love to look like this, messy and defeated, to elicit lots of laughter at my expense.
I want to use picture like this when I'm out in public, to show people what I'd like them to do to me. I'd like to become as skilled as you seem to be when it comes to being a helpless human pie target.
What a perfect situation to be stuck in, and made powerless with no way of bracing myself for each giant pie that's going to be smashed in my face when I'm not expecting it. Take me by surprise and either smash it in my face with a smearing twist up my face, or aim for my nose and throw it with some real force.
Are those premade pies or do you make them yourself? If so- How do you make them, or at least, what are the ingredients?
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