See you got that pieing, you look like your in pure ecstasy,. What was the bigger turn on being completely covered in liquid chocolate or the hot guy rubbing it all over you 8-D
Boy, you deserve to have those hands cuffed behind your back, to have those shorts untied and slowly pulled down and off, and to have every last naked inch of you covered in tar and feathers to teach you a lesson about what happens to cocky guys like you. (And if you got hard, you'd also deserve to be edged until you begged to cum.)
Could you be any less photogenic?! You know what scares me most - in person, you're probably more stunning in motion, just walking and talking. Some people!