Tied to a chair then some cream pies to the face which are massaged into your hair, peanut butter massaged in to your torso and armpits, then fill the boxers with marshmallow fluff front and back, molasses over the legs and feet then a happy ending after the boxers are cut off.
See you got that pieing, you look like your in pure ecstasy,. What was the bigger turn on being completely covered in liquid chocolate or the hot guy rubbing it all over you 8-D
Boy, you deserve to have those hands cuffed behind your back, to have those shorts untied and slowly pulled down and off, and to have every last naked inch of you covered in tar and feathers to teach you a lesson about what happens to cocky guys like you. (And if you got hard, you'd also deserve to be edged until you begged to cum.)