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Who will get it?
bob1987564Photo7/20/24report
Pie virgin gets it!
bob1987564Photo7/20/24report
I think the chocolate syrup is by far the biggest mess maker!
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bob1987564Photo7/20/24report
This is going to be epic!!!
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bob1987564Photo7/20/24report
So sexy knowing she is doomed
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SlimeeasttnesseePhoto7/20/24report
Yo, that milk needs to calm the f down! x-D
PotatomanKPhoto7/19/24report
28.88 for the Jack Skellington; that's a steal! Nice to see you got only the necessities. :pieface:
radiospoon1Photo7/19/24report
goddamn!!! the boobs, the hair, the glasses .. this has everything :loveeyes:
thank you for this :love:
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umd105790Photo7/19/24report
Fuuuuck this is so hooooot
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BatmanBeginsRulesPhoto7/19/24report
Fantastic
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deadpoolPhoto7/19/24report
Oooooohh what is this "classic white" then? I thought it were icing
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mohoPhoto7/19/24report
Well technically that is true because you make A LOT of pies!
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bob1987564Photo7/19/24report
Outstanding!
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deadpoolPhoto7/19/24report
@WildThang I'd guess either Lilly or Zoey.
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deadpoolPhoto7/19/24report
It would be awkward if you ran into someone from the PTA, and that person asks if you're going to participate in the bake sale. You have to say yes, under those circumstances.
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deadpoolPhoto7/19/24report
The "pie fight club" scene. That was a lot of fun
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deadpoolPhoto7/19/24report
Lovely photo.

They are FAR too clean.
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deadpoolPhoto7/19/24report
Hot mess in so many ways. Absolutely gorgeous. A scene that that separates a true heart wammer from the merely curious.
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MessyCumfortPhoto7/19/24report
The perfect picture from the Wife :D
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SploshmanPhoto7/19/24report
Not suspicious at all!
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Anon_AcctPhoto7/19/24report
Yeah too clean. This needs to end in a big pie fight
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Alex SanchezPhoto7/18/24report
OMG. It takes us a week to stock up like this and raid all the Wal-Marts in the northern Chicago metro area.
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WildThangPhoto7/18/24report
Digging the NoS on the counter. Who does that belong to?
WildThangPhoto7/18/24report
I always get asked about just having 6 cake mix boxes in my basket - WTF!
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WildThangPhoto7/18/24report
Was it to prepare cool whip pies? Or what kind of mess are you preparing with this icing?
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mohoPhoto7/18/24report
oh my - the Wife is looking very sexy!
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muddyfeetPhoto7/18/24report
This is how she should be pied
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KakeKidPhoto7/18/24report
I love recycled slimes so much!
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fsgungePhoto: From: "Paige's Slime Time"7/18/24report
The Wife is so beautiful! Love her hair like that!
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fsgungePhoto7/18/24report
Great shot. It's not just that they're all beautiful, it's that they're genuinely funny, and down to mess around and actually enjoy the experience while having fun with their friends. I can't explain how satisfying it is!
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ZanPhoto7/18/24report
That smile, those eyes! - Yowza! - I know photos/photosets aren't really the norm anymore, but you guys should tryout doing more BTS and afterscene work akin to this. Legitimately the best thing I've seen in ages!
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ZanPhoto7/18/24report
sexy look. lets go!
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glad-to-pie-youPhoto7/18/24report
Lovely photo. I must admit I like to fantasize I am being introduced to the Maidens of Mess Team before they splatter me with pies and gunge :D
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PiePiskiePhoto7/18/24report
Smiling at your friend's misfortune.
getemdownScene: Paige's Slime Time (with Her Sister Sam!)7/18/24report
I love pictures of pies being made, especially by the gorgeous wife with that look on her face that says "I'm really going to enjoy using these!"
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PiePiskiePhoto7/18/24report
Nice legs
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messy daveyPhoto7/18/24report
What's going to happen to her
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messy daveyPhoto7/18/24report
So beautiful!
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FireandicePhoto7/18/24report
Mmm Lilly! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: Such a gorgeous cake :kiss:
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FireandicePhoto7/18/24report
What a great photo of the 5 of you! :love:
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FireandicePhoto7/18/24report
Damn near perfect pie hit! :loveeyes:
FireandicePhoto: From: "Types of Pie"7/18/24report
Gorgeous
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Alex SanchezPhoto: From: "Paige's Slime Time"7/17/24report
Your slimes are always so amazing! You never skimp on it!!!!
bob1987564Photo: From: "Paige's Slime Time"7/17/24report
Who is that under all that glorious pie?
bob1987564Photo7/17/24report
What do they say at the store?
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bob1987564Photo7/17/24report
That looks like fun!
bob1987564Photo7/17/24report
Love your facial expression!
bob1987564Photo7/17/24report
Another epic mess of yours!!!!
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bob1987564Photo7/17/24report
That was a great experimental slime!!!
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bob1987564Photo7/17/24report
Wife takes slime so well!!!
bob1987564Photo: From: "Jessica's First Time"7/17/24report
Action shot!! Love your pies!
bob1987564Photo: From: "Types of Pie"7/17/24report
That group looks too clean!
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bob1987564Photo7/17/24report
Beautiful!!! Now you need a pie (or 10)!
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bob1987564Photo7/17/24report
Great facial expression!
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bob1987564Photo7/17/24report
You have the best sliming!
bob1987564Photo7/17/24report
Love the behind the scenes view!!!
bob1987564Photo7/17/24report
Beautiful mess!
bob1987564Photo7/17/24report
That could stop her talking for a while.
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getemdownPhoto7/16/24report
Boobs ahoy :loveeyes:!
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piesubPhoto7/16/24report
Beautiful smile and cleavage, Goddess!
piesubPhoto7/16/24report
Melody getting slimed is so amazing to watch.
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SlimedfemalehairloverScene: Fan Mail: Melody!7/13/24report
Love that very thorough pieing and with a purple pie of all things! Kind of a rarity, the purple pie . . . wish we saw more of them!
Gurph MorlicksPhoto7/13/24report
Reason #438 why Melody is one of the greatest WAM models around!
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Gurph MorlicksPhoto7/13/24report
Arrest me please, Melody! And don't go easy on me, really LET ME HAVE IT! You are without doubt the hottest officer on the entire Pie Patrol payroll!
Gurph MorlicksPhoto7/13/24report
Melody has become one of my all-time favorite WAM models, and it looks like she does her usual STELLAR job of catching pies in her gorgeous kisser in this new scene!!!
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Gurph MorlicksPhoto7/13/24report
:loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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FireandicePhoto7/12/24report
Surprise! More slime Melody!!
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FireandicePhoto7/12/24report
Something about pink slime. . . :loveeyes:
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FireandicePhoto7/12/24report
Who doesn't love a good pie sandwich?! :D
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FireandicePhoto7/12/24report
Yeah, I don't think they're going to wait until you finish reading the questions Melody!! ;P
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FireandicePhoto7/12/24report
Perfect booty pie!! :loveeyes:
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FireandicePhoto7/12/24report
destroyed! WE LOVE YOU, MELODY!
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JoeYoungPhoto7/12/24report
very sad I did not get a chance to submit my marriage proposal as a question. but I love that this Melody-centric video exists! Such a babe.
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JoeYoungPhoto7/12/24report
Two of my favorite things you do in your videos is play with the mess afterwards and recycled slime. The Man and the Wife, the original recyclers!
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bob1987564Photo7/12/24report
It's a slime monster!
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bob1987564Photo7/12/24report
All that slime has to be heavy on you!
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bob1987564Photo7/12/24report
It's like a slime angel!
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bob1987564Photo7/12/24report
Right in the butt! Love it!
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bob1987564Photo7/12/24report
Pretty in pink!!!! Love her facial expression under there!
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bob1987564Photo7/12/24report
She takes a bucket of slime so well!
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bob1987564Photo7/12/24report
Melody is the best!!!! Love her reactions to everything!
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bob1987564Photo7/12/24report
I love a pied pooper
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gooeypiefightPhoto7/12/24report
Gorgeous :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
geebeePhoto7/12/24report
Lovely woman, lovely eyes
geebeePhoto7/12/24report
Perfect reaction and picture shot :loveeyes: 8-)
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SploshmanPhoto7/12/24report
Your pretty smile still shines through all of the mess
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cfoster_812Photo7/8/24report
Val really put a lot of effort into this one and it shows. I can't wait for the next scene she does.
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ThatpersonsScene: Valerie: Tar and Feathered 3 Times... and Green Slimed7/7/24report
Her squeals are absolutely adorable
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ThatpersonsScene: Valerie's 30 Pie Barrage7/7/24report
I like how Valerie smiles into the slime and through the pie. It's really cute and adorable. In fact i like Val's smile in general. I hope we'll still see it like this because it was her first time ever doing this so it might not be the same for other scenes as she continues.
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ThatpersonsScene: Valerie's First Time7/7/24report
I need to buy some windscreen wipers!
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getemdownPhoto7/7/24report
Couldn't love this more
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MsDoublePlayPhoto7/6/24report
Bingo!
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jakesm13Photo7/6/24report
For me, this would work. But she's not married to me, so...

:D
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deadpoolPhoto7/6/24report
@Slimedfemalehairlover Zoey is a good pick but i'd really love to see Valerie get it since Both Val and Lily are my two favourites. Ellie and Violet would be pretty cool to see as well.
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ThatpersonsScene: Lilly's 20 Pie Drop7/6/24report
This slime looks GREAT!!!
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MessySexyScene: Extra #7: An Experimental Slime 27/6/24report
Wow!!! Love these extra scenes and love the experimental slime!
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bob1987564Scene: Extra #7: An Experimental Slime 27/6/24report
yay!! sold.
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umd105790Scene: Extra #7: An Experimental Slime 27/6/24report
I am definitely interested in any extra scenes that The Wife has done in a bra.
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fsgungeScene: Extra #7: An Experimental Slime 27/6/24report
HA! What do you mean by "would like to know them?"
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vols4everusScene: Extra #7: An Experimental Slime 27/6/24report
wow!!! Been waiting for the wife to have less clothes on :)
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wannapienakedScene: Extra #7: An Experimental Slime 27/6/24report
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