This goes to anyone reading. interested, live in Houston, work near katy, not sure when I could get away from my life but it's possible and a dream of mine to get messy, but it must be total gloppy destruction with cake, pie, marshmallow, mud, clay, paint, batter mixed to be gloppy slime... and you would have to get it setup.
I am bisexual, and don't mind if you are a dude, I'd love to play, and all that goes with it, but that isn't automatic consent for sex.